US Reporters Pwn China's Ministry of Hacking

Earlier this week, a computer security company known as Mandiant released a report (PDF) that alleges China's Military conducted numerous cyber attacks and committed grand theft of top secret data from many U.S government and U.S. companies' computer networks. The report claims that this blitzkreig originated from the Shanghai-based PLA Unit 61398 which is located inside this building:



So when some US reporters filmed pwned China's Top Secret Ministry of Hacking, hilarity ensued when some Chinese keystone cops started running after the reporters car while the reporters yelled "Keep driving! Drive away! Drive away!" Check out this funny video:



UPDATE: Just like the North Korean Harlem Shake Video, somehow we knew this Harlem SHAKE + Crazy Chinese soldiers chasing American journalists! version was coming soon:



See also:

Batman vs Chinese Security Guards

Because China: The Big Blue Ploice Truck

The FAP Police Under Fire

NSFW Chinese Fap Club Group Photos

"And remember the first rule about NSFW Chinese Fap Club is you don't talk about NSFW Chinese Fap club!"

Actually, this was part of China's first ever masturbation contest that was held in Shenzen to commemorate World Aids day.

See also:

Japanese TV Fishing = Tentacle Porn (NSFW)

Chinese F.A.P. Police Car Photo

NSFW Iiniku Ushijima Sexy Video

China's New Auto "Babes" Bikini Models

Via Japanese News and Sankaku Complex November 18, 2012

In the same kind of Lolita entertainment genre like Japan's AKB48 and the US's Honey Boo Boo, we now have child abuse child models as seen in a recent auto show somewhere in China:



See also:

2012 Beijing Auto Show Model Li Ying Zhi

Tokyo Auto Salon Models 2012

Chairman Meow Says: "Dog my cats if I want!"

In the past few years, it has been widely believed that China had fully embraced democracy and had forgotten communism once and for all. Well, earlier today we discovered yet another new "Because China" item that says "Goodbye Kitty" to that notion and also: "Dog my cats if I want!"

See also:

Because China "HFC Hitler Fried Citizens"

Because China: The Big Blue Ploice Truck

1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest