Kim Jong Il & Om Yun Chol Win Olympic Gold!

"How can any man possibly lift 168kg? I believe the great Kim Jong Il looked over me," Om told the Olympic News Service.

Via Yahoo Sports July 29, 2012

Yesterday North Korea celebrated a very special athletic achievement when weightlifter Om Yun Chol lifted over three times his bodyweight in winning an Olympic Gold medal. At 5-feet tall and weighing 123 pounds, Om stunned the world by breaking the Olympic record with his clean and jerk of 168 kilograms (370.4 pounds).

"I am very happy and give thanks to our Great Leader for giving me the strength to lift this weight," Om said. "I believe Kim Jong Il gave me the record and all my achievements. It is all because of him." O.O

Here is a short clip of Om's superhuman lift:



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Sacha Baron Cohen & Kim Jong Il's Ashes @ The Oscars

Via BreitBart.tv February 26th, 2012

Ryan Seacrest: "Is coming to the Oscars one of the best perks of whatever it is your job is?"

The Dictator: "Yes I love it here because it gave me an opportunity to bring my dear friend and double's tennis partner Kim Jong Il. It was his dream to come to the Oscars and to be sprinkled over the red carpet and over Halle Berry's chest again. The funny and the interesting thing is actually..."

He was warned. But he did it again! Tonight at the Oscars Sacha Baron Cohen appeared on the red carpet as the "Admiral General Aladeen" character from his new movie "The Dictator" and did this:



Yup! And that was real security that muscled him away. Below is the official trailer for the upcoming film "The Dictator":



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Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop!

Via College Humor February 8, 2012

In this very educational demonstration video, Photoshop Project Manager Brian O'Neal Hughes shows us some tips on touching up publicity photos for the recent Great Leader's state funeral. He also reveals some other previously unknown secrets. Check it out:



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NMA TV's 3D North Korea Update

Recently, we witnessed the death of one of the world's most brutal dictators and the tragic loss of one of the internet's greatest memes in the passing of Kim Jong Il. Since then, there has not been much news from the DPRK. But Taiwan's venerable Next Media Animation TV released their 3D news update on The Dear Leader's Funeral and the current transition of leadership in North Korea:



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NMA TV on Kim Jong Il's Death

Always right on time, today Taiwan's Next Media Animation TV just released their funny 3D animation video on yesterday's passing of Kim Jong Il:



However the good news now is that the NEW KIM IS BEST KIM!!

Also it is well known that Kim Jong Il enjoys looking at things so now he is "relaxing" and looking at the ceiling:



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When Kim Jong Il was born...

"When Kim Jong Il was born, the clouds opened up, and he came down from heaven..."

But when The Dear Leader passed away today, he was riding on a train. The Chosun Central News Agency stated, "Chairman Kim passed away in the train on December 17th of 2011 at 8:30am due to physical overwork."



When they give him a funeral it will probably turn out to be like this:



UPDATE: Here is how many North Korean people reacted to the passing of KJI:



Here's a photo of Mr. Kim in much better "spirits".

Banksy in North Korea?

Via Gawker June 29th



Adrian Chen — Anti-Kim Jong Il graffiti was found on the wall of a college in Pyongyang. Of course, the government couldn't just wash it off. They locked down the entire capital to hunt for the culprit.

The graffiti, found June 24th on a wall at Pyongyang Railroad College reportedly called Kim Jong Il "a dictator who starved people to death." Not exactly Banksy, but it gets the point across.

The easiest thing would have been to erase the graffiti, then maybe demolish the wall for traitorous behavior. But instead, authorities launched a three-day investigation, cutting off the city and erecting checkpoints for all passersby.

The graffiti apparently stated, “Park Chung Hee and Kim Jong Il are both dictators; Park Chung Hee a dictator who developed his country’s economy, Kim Jong Il a dictator who starved people to death.” One syllable was a man's head and was written on a red brick wall in white chalk, making it quite striking.

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Coming Soon: Battlefield North Korea

Recently filmed in HD, here is a good slow-motion look at Kim Jong Il and his well-dressed military:



Remember: "North Korea is Best Korea"



FLASH NEWS UPDATE: The Dear Leader was very recently seen at a soccer match in Pyongyang.

FLASH NEWS UPDATE #2: President Obama was recently injured while playing in a basketball game.

Coincidence?

Kim Jong Il Party Photo

Despite the current economic downturn, and millions of starving North Koreans, KCNA recently released this party photo of the "Dear Leader":



See more recent photos of the "Dear Leader" at On the Spot with Kim Jong-il


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