Sunday, June 26, 2011

Lady Gaga Profits from "Preying on Japan"

As reported earlier today by the bored certified psychic Taro-san, Lady Gaga has been recently hit with a FEDERAL CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT over the sale of her We Prey On Japan Bracelets:

Via NBC News (Dallas/Fort Worth) Sunday, Jun 26, 2011:

Lady Gaga Sued Over Japan Relief Bracelet Proceeds

"Just before she headlined Saturday night's Japan disaster relief benefit concert, Lady Gaga was sued over the bracelets she's been selling for the same cause."

"According to the federal class action, the do-gooder pop star wasn't exactly being honest when her Web site claimed all the proceeds from sales of her "We Pray for Japan" wristbands would go to help victims of the March earthquake and tsunami."


"Gaga's deceptive advertising and personal profits from the bracelets violated federal racketeering laws and a slew of consumer protection laws, too, the suit claimed."

"When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, 'well, some of the money is being retained, but we don't really know how much,'" said the 1-800-LAW-FIRM lawyer who sued, Alyson Oliver."

Also, very recently, yet another "psychic revelation" was made by the mystic with this post: LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — now for real!

In addition to being suspected of masterminding the "Prey on Japan" scandal, rumors are now starting to circulate that "Mr. Crystal Bald" is, in fact, Lady Gaga's Gaijin sex slave:


  1. ''...rumors are now starting to circulate that “Mr. Crystal Ball” is, in fact, Lady Gaga's Gaijin sex slave.''

    Noooooooo! That's a BALDfaced lie.
    Everybody knows I'm Sarah Palin's purse poodle.

  2. 1. "Mr. Crystal Bald" was recently sighted traveling alone to various locations throughout the United States.

    2. Last year, Bald was seen backstage working as a "translator" at all of Gaga's Japan concerts.

    3. Bald knew about the scandal before it happened!

    4. Bald is a well-known media mogul in the Japanese p0rn industry.

    5. Bald also knew about Gaga's Tokyo topless photo shoot before it happened!

    6. Bald's accomplice wife and Gaga both have green hair!

  3. herp derp, derp herp, herpin-and-a-derpin, trollollollollollo, herpin-and-a-derpin, derps and herps, herps and derps