Because China: Engrish Textbook Comic

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Chinese Quadruplet Boys w/ Numbers Shaved Heads!

Via Metro newspaper | Metro.co.uk September 7th, 2012

A few days ago in Shenzhen China, parents of four identical six-year-old quadruplet boys had their sons' hair cut to mark them with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 in order to help identify them. The boys Jiang Yunlong, Jiang Yunxiao, Jiang Yunhan and Jiang Yunlin apparently look so similar that even their parents could not differentiate between them. That decision has now launched this interesting family into the world wide news picture:



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New Photo of Supermodel Li Ying Zhi #3

Just released today, here is a beautiful new photo of Chinese supermodel Li Ying Zhi wearing a studded leather jacket in the makeup room.

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Because China: People's Liberation Army in Action!

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For many years up until 2001, the U.S. Army recruited young men and women with the well-known phrase of "Be All You Can Be". And prior to that they used the phrase "Today's Army Wants to Join You" to attract new GIs to the ranks. Well the above WTF photo of China's People's Liberation Army in action suggests that the Chinese may have also borrowed those same US recruiting slogans, right?!?!

NOPE.

Because China.

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1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest

Bikini "cow model" to help out the first Sino-US "cow beauty contest"



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Via China News Network/Google Engrish August 20, 2012

"August 18, Shanxi Shuozhou Sanin County, bikini model for quality dairy cattle to do "cow model" intimate contact with cows. Shanyin County Joint United States Orange date rule Warwick County held the first "cow beauty contest", by the quality of the milk production, appearance, family descent elected the first cows Miss "champion. China news agency issued Wei Liang photo"

Here is a Chinese TV news clip of this event:



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Because China: New McMansion Penthouses!

Via Architizer August 15, 2012

In the bustling city of Zhuzhou, Hunan province, China, there are many factories and textile mills. The recent explosive economic growth and desire for housing located near the working place has inspired some residents to build their dream homes on the top of a city building in an effort to help preserve and protect the outlying countryside. Mmmmkkkaaaayyy... At this time there are only four houses atop a five-story shopping center.

This new trend may or may not become more popular in China. But why don't they just build the houses on the ground?

Because China.

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Chinese Army Kills Asian Hornets' Nest With Fire

Via SFGate July 31, 2012

A large colony of giant Asian hornets had killed one man and stung many other people in the small town of Tsz Wan Yuen Tsuen in the Jiangin district of China. The hornets have a very painful sting that is about 6mm (1/4 inch) deep and can include a lethal dosage of venom. Authorities tracked down the insect infestation to a single nest in the village. However, the nest was too large and too high above the ground to manually destroy. So the Chinese army brought in a flamethrower and they killed it with fire:



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Photo of Red Beach Near Panjin City China

Here is a beautiful photo of the Red Beach near Panjin City, China. The beach is part of the Liao River delta about 30 kilometers southwest of the city. The Red Beach gets its name from the seablite plants that start growing green in Spring and gradually turn red and then become a bright vivid red color in Autumn. Most of this beach is closed to the public as it is a part of the Shuangtai Hekou Nature Reserve. Only a small section is open to tourists who visit this popular natural attraction in the Liaoning Province of China.

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Via Visions of Earth National Geographic - July 16, 2012

Here is an incredible photo of a very brave bee bearding contestant who took second place in a recent bee-wearing contest in Hunan Province, China. This man weighed in with about 50 pounds of bees all over his body. The Guiness world record is 87 pounds of bees by Mark Biancaniello an American animal trainer. Also, in 2009 a Chinese beekeeper couple were married while completely covered in bees.

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Because China "HFC Hitler Fried Citizens"

This is not photoshopped, it is for real. To be sure it clearly says "HFC Hitler Fried Citizens" with a picture of Adolph Hitler dressed up as the iconic Colonel Sanders of KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken). And it is, indeed, from China, of course. So WTF is this OMFG jaw-dropping logo for?

Well, believe it or not, this is an iPhone case that can be purchased from 798 Fantasy Utopia Studio which appears to be a kind of fashion accessory retail website. Mmmmkkkaaayy... but why?

Once again there is only one answer: Because China.

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Shanhaiguan: Where The Great Wall Meets The Sea

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Here is a really beautiful photo of where The Great Wall of China meets the Pacific Ocean via the Bohai Sea in the Shanhaiguan district of Qinhuangdao, Hebei. Nicknamed "Old Dragon's Head" this is a very popular tourist attraction located about 300 kilometers or 186 miles east of Beijing.

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Photo of Potala Palace in Lhasa Tibet

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Here is a very beautiful photo of the Potala Palace located in Lhasa, Tibet Autonomous Region, China. It is the former residence of the Dalai Lama until he fled the uprising in 1959.

Nowadays it is somewhat difficult to get to Tibet as a tourist but it is not impossible. Such a trip involves obtaining both a China visa and an internal tourist visa. Once in Lhasa, travelers must hire an official tour guide to see this spectacular palace. Then, once inside Potala Palace, tourists are allowed a one hour time limit. Exceeding that limit will mean a huge fine and a sanction against the tour guide.

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Ascending Mt Hua in China = NOPE!

Mt Hua is located about 120 kilometers east of Xi'an inside Huayin City in the Shaanxi province and has an altitude of 2200 meters. It is one of China's five great mountains and has a very long and interesting history. Centuries ago it was believed that the god of the underworld lived inside the mountain. Also many immortality seekers would often visit for the many herbal Chinese medicines and powerful drugs that were found there. There are many centuries-old beautiful temples and other religious structures located on it's slopes and peaks. Mt. Hua has five major peaks and is popular for hiking and climbing. One's journey to the summit begins here:



The above photo is the beginning of the two vertical "walking" trails that start in Huashan village and continues for six (6) kilometers to the North Peak (1614 m) the lowest of all the peaks. One youtuber named mtarascio climbed the cliffside path with no safety harness while simultaneously filming the below video:



NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

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Here is a beautiful photo of The Great Wall of China:



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Fun facts:

It is NOT visible from space.

It is longer (5,500 miles) than the longest highway in the USA - U.S. Route 20 (3,365 miles).

From the 7th century BC, several walls were constructed and then all were joined together, fortified and unified to make up the Great Wall.

It includes several watch towers, troop barracks, garrison stations and signaling stations.

People camp on it during Great Wall rave parties.

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New Photo of Supermodel Li Ying Zhi #2

Released the other day, here is a beautiful new photo of Chinese supermodel Li Ying Zhi modeling some new sports fashion.

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Here is a very beautiful photo of a fishermen and his son in Yingxi, China.

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Here is a photo of China's "most beautiful" McDonalds restaurant located in Yangshuo county, China.

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