As each day passes now we see more and more Signs of The Coming Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, wars, radiation, economic collapse, solar storms, alien UFO invasions etc. all seem to be happening much more often now than ever before.
But fear not as today we discovered the one tool which could save the world: The Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel:
Be sure to order yours now! Available in camouflage green and other colors.
See also: Japanese TV 1994: Dry Ice Esthetic Machine Demonstration Video
Yet more proof that the Chinese are superior to all other humans.
ReplyDeleteI was watching freakin cat vids how the hail did this happen!!??
ReplyDeleteI, for one, welcome our new Asian overlords.
ReplyDeletehahaha i was sold on the shield function
ReplyDeleteThis humorous shovel clip also reminds me of the legendary Ginsu Knives o(^-^)o
ReplyDeleteBut will it blend? That is the question.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/kPKUdHmVmB4
I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?
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