Why Kim Jong-Un is Immortal

Via Meme Generator

The new "Outstanding Leader" looks much like his forever alone lasting grandfather Kim Il-Sung and, of course, his eternal "Dear Leader" father Kim Jong-Il. So part of it all is based on natural genetics. But here is the real reason why Kim Jong-Un survived yesterday's assassination attempt and showed the world how he is, in fact, an immortal warrior of the celestial sun:



See more about the great powers of the Supreme Eater at Kim Jong-Fun.

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North Korean Version of "Take on Me"

Makoto Wada Anti Nuclear Poster

Via Ex-Skf February 11, 2012

In a similar style of protest art first seen by Tokyo's Chim↑Pom‬, Japan's famous graphic designer, illustrator and film director Makoto Wada recently exhibited his own anti-nuclear poster. And apparently this has created quite a backlash within Japan's social media networks.



See more anti-nuclear protest art posters at 反原発ポスター展 NO MORE FUKUSHIMA.

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Meanwhile on Japanese TV...

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This Japanese TV comic skit is somewhat similar:




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Ronald McDonald's Sexy Japanese Girlfriend

What else can I say? I'm Lovin' It!



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Chinese Shopping Cart Transport Video

Here is a short clip that shows how shopping carts are transported in a supermarket in Harbin, China.



Why? Because China.


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PBS Documentary "Nuclear Aftershocks"

In their popular show Frontline, PBS recently released a truly stunning documentary called "Nuclear Aftershocks." This documentary film presents an in-depth look at the Fukushima disaster. It includes previously unpublished footage and an accurate account of how it all happened. Nuclear Aftershocks also takes us to the US and Europe and questions the possibility of a Fukushima type disaster happening in the United States. Presented by Frontline correspondent Miles O'Brien.




See more interesting documentaries at Frontline. And don't miss Frontline's upcoming film "Inside Japan’s Nuclear Meltdown." Below is the trailer:

Watch Inside Japan's Nuclear Meltdown on PBS. See more from FRONTLINE.

Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop!

Via College Humor February 8, 2012

In this very educational demonstration video, Photoshop Project Manager Brian O'Neal Hughes shows us some tips on touching up publicity photos for the recent Great Leader's state funeral. He also reveals some other previously unknown secrets. Check it out:



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Somewhere in Southern China...

...you'll find this picturesque village.



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Masturbation (Fapping) Illegal in China!

BREAKING: Masturbation (aka. "fapping") is now illegal in China. Why? Because China:



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Yu Darvish Dating A Japanese Porn Star?

Via NMA TV/Apple Action News

Texas Ranger's new 60 million dollar man, Yu Darvish, has been reported to be dating a Japanese porn star with a G-cup sized bustline and an "electric tongue." It is suspected that this could be the one and only Kirara Asuka (NSFW). If this report is true it should not bother Darvish at all as he himself has posed nude in some Japanese women's magazines. Here is a news report from Taiwan on this latest development:

Note: Click on the CC button to turn on the English closed captions.




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"Jiro Dreams of Sushi" Trailer

Here is the official trailer for the upcoming documentary film entitled "Jiro Dreams of Sushi." This movie is about the world's greatest sushi chef named Jiro Ono. He is the owner of a small sushi shop known throughout the world as "Sukiyabashi Jiro" and located in Tokyo's Ginza subway station. This restaurant is the only sushi shop to ever win a Michelin Guide 3-star award and reservations are made one year in advance. Jiro Ono is recognized by the Japanese government as a living national treasure.


Coming soon: "Jiro Dreams of Sushi"