Previously, we made some truly astounding "WTF Japan Forever Alone" discoveries including the new only-in-Japan headpiece that projects your emotions Cats Ears For Communication prototype. We also found the self-comforting, department-store-dummy-shaped forever alone contraption known as a Communication w/ Yourself Invention. And don't forget the amazing do-it-yourself internet fap machine which can only be described as a Virtual Web Sex Joystick Butt Plug which just has to be seen to be believed!
However, today we stumbled upon a Japanese company named Strapya World and it is about to release a "Forever Alone Hand(job) iPhone Case" or どっきりいたずらカバー(ナミの手) or "Dokkiri Hand Case":
In addition to admitting that this hand case is "crazy", Strapya World also says that two kinds of this creepy case will be available: a woman's size and a child's size!?!? Well, that may seem to be full of all kind of WTF Japan but after all, Japan is dubiously noted for being the birthplace of Pedobear so this really isn't such a big surprise.
The Dokkiri Hand Case is being marketed as warm, soft, and cute. This creepy case also comes with a completely synchronized "vibrator mode" which can make it very useful as a portable Forever Alone Internal Fap Device! ©
For more images check out the below slideshow video by ilovepwnageCOM:
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It's great to see Japan coming back to normal.
ReplyDeleteJust the thought of owning one of these vibrating hands makes me furiously masturbate.
ReplyDeleteWhy Pongi why? Tell us the reason why! WHY? WHY? WHY?
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