Via NMA TV/Apple Action News
Texas Ranger's new 60 million dollar man, Yu Darvish, has been reported to be dating a Japanese porn star with a G-cup sized bustline and an "electric tongue." It is suspected that this could be the one and only Kirara Asuka (NSFW). If this report is true it should not bother Darvish at all as he himself has posed nude in some Japanese women's magazines. Here is a news report from Taiwan on this latest development:Note: Click on the CC button to turn on the English closed captions.
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I now have the most strangest boner that I have ever had.
ReplyDeleteHopefully he won't have to do another "Dekichatta" shotgun wedding.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I wish I was Japanese.
ReplyDeleteI hope for his sake he is!
ReplyDeleteBetter that Saeko, at least. One of my best friends was their neighbor in Roppongi. Oh the stories.
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