Via NMA TV/Apple Action News
Texas Ranger's new 60 million dollar man, Yu Darvish, has been reported to be dating a Japanese porn star with a G-cup sized bustline and an "electric tongue." It is suspected that this could be the one and only Kirara Asuka (NSFW). If this report is true it should not bother Darvish at all as he himself has posed nude in some Japanese women's magazines. Here is a news report from Taiwan on this latest development:Note: Click on the CC button to turn on the English closed captions.
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I now have the most strangest boner that I have ever had.
ReplyDeleteHopefully he won't have to do another "Dekichatta" shotgun wedding.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I wish I was Japanese.
ReplyDeleteI hope for his sake he is!
ReplyDeleteBetter that Saeko, at least. One of my best friends was their neighbor in Roppongi. Oh the stories.
ReplyDeleteTell her how beautiful and attractive she is just like you do for your girlfriends in your country.
ReplyDeleteJapanese women are not used to be told how attractive they are or get comments from their boyfriends how beautiful they are because our culture do not show emotion so openly or say such a thing in public even within a dating relationship. Any women feel so good when you get comments like “you are so beautiful” or “your eyes are so attractive” from guys, and so do Japanese women.
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