Sunday, December 18, 2011

When Kim Jong Il was born...

"When Kim Jong Il was born, the clouds opened up, and he came down from heaven..."

But when The Dear Leader passed away today, he was riding on a train. The Chosun Central News Agency stated, "Chairman Kim passed away in the train on December 17th of 2011 at 8:30am due to physical overwork."

When they give him a funeral it will probably turn out to be like this:

UPDATE: Here is how many North Korean people reacted to the passing of KJI:

Here's a photo of Mr. Kim in much better "spirits".


  1. And the missiles are flying!

  2. Obviously, Kim Jong Il just partied too hardy.

  3. This does not look good at all....

    North Korea test fires short-range missile

    SOUTH Korea's Yonhap news agency says North Korea has conducted a short-range missile test on the day the country announced the death of leader Kim Jong Il.

    South Korean military officials said today they couldn't immediately confirm the report. Yonhap cited unidentified government officials as saying the missile test occurred off the east coast.

    North Korea is urging its people to rally behind Kim Jong Il's young son and heir-apparent Kim Jong Un. The world is watching warily for signs of instability in a nation pursuing nuclear weapons.

    South Korea has put its military on high alert against the North's 1.2 million-strong armed forces. President Barack Obama agreed by phone with South Korean President Lee Myung-bak to closely monitor developments.

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