"When Kim Jong Il was born, the clouds opened up, and he came down from heaven..."
But when The Dear Leader passed away today, he was riding on a train. The Chosun Central News Agency stated, "Chairman Kim passed away in the train on December 17th of 2011 at 8:30am due to physical overwork."
When they give him a funeral it will probably turn out to be like this:
UPDATE: Here is how many North Korean people reacted to the passing of KJI:
Here's a photo of Mr. Kim in much better "spirits".