New Trailer for "The Flowers of War"

Here is a new trailer for the upcoming film "The Flowers of War". Based on the true story of the Japanese army's Nanking massacre in 1937 and how one American helps a group on Chinese women. This films stars Christian Bale, Paul Schneider, and Shigeo Kobayashi. It was the most expensive film produced in China and was directed by Yimou Zhang.



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Save The Chinese Gay Penguins!

Here is NMA TV's animated news story on the separation of Buddy and Pedro, two gay African jackass penguins penguins at the Toronto Zoo:



Note: Buddy and Pedro are not really gay and not Chinese. They are an endangered species that the zookeepers are trying to mate with other female African penguins.

UPDATE: (11-14) ‘Gay’ penguins will reunite in spring!

See also: Chinese Police Cancel Mr. Gay China Pageant

WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School

In today's WTF China Daily News, it has been reported that many people in Beijing, Shanghai and other Chinese cities have become quite concerned about a small privately run nursery school named "Readers" located in Zhengzhou. This small school has recently introduced a new kind of sex education class with "live versions of dolls" or toy dolls which include complete replicas of human reproductive organs.

On Saturday, September 3rd the below news video was broadcast on China's CNS TV:



The owner of the school claims that most of their sex education classes are "custom made, and others from some of the children's parents."

Also China's Ten Cent News , a subsidiary of Japan's 3Yen Daily News Organization, recently reported the following dialogue heard from within the "Readers" pedobear training center nursery school:

Hou teacher asked: "So how did you go into the womb of it?"

Girl Momo answer in a show of hands: "father's sperm to find the mother's egg, and then I had planted in the womb!"

"Her answer was right?"

"Right!"

"Well, that is how sperm find the egg it, come join us to do a finger exercise it!"



See also:

Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

How to Become A Pedobear

Miss Bikini of Chimelong 2011

Earlier this year on April April 28, 2011, the annual Miss Bikini of Chimelong Contest was held in the Chimelong Paradise Water Park in Guangzhou, Guangdong, China. This is a very popular event in Guangzhou and Miss Yun Mi won the first title back in August, 2009:


Yun Mi (L) - Kuang Huali, Yun Mi, & Wang Meng (R)

And, obviously, Miss Mi, Miss Huali, and Miss Meng are very beautiful winners of a Chinese bikini contest. Of the three, my favorite is Miss Meng. But, indeed, they are all very gorgeous models and how anyone could choose just one winner is hard to imagine. In other words, they are so full of fap!

So, now we come to this year's Chimelong bikini pageant and if you watch the below video very closely, you'll notice that the contestants look and act in a very different way. Watching this video a couple of times could make one wonder if this year's lineup is "fap" or funny:



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Chinese Guy Wears Iron Man Suit To Work

Via cnet news June 14, 2011


In the ongoing WTF war between China and Japan, an obsessive compulsive Chinese guy builds a realistic Iron Man suit and goes to work in it:

"What else can you do if your obsessive colleague shows up to work in a homemade Iron Man suit? That's what Wang Xiao Kang did one day at telecom equipment maker ZTE's Shanghai offices."

"It's not an easy thing to create an Iron Man suit, and Wang apparently spent months building his version of the Mark I version despite having no DIY experience."



It would also be very funny if he shows up next week as
Special Man or Robert Cop2:



See also: Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

Recently, the State Administration of Radio Film and Television in China banned, among other things, time travel on TV. Perhaps this hilarious WTF Chinese TV commercial for 7up had something to do with that WTF decision:





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Chinese Twins w/ 2 Heads 1 Body

Chinese girls born in single body with 2 heads

(Tue May 10) Via Yahoo News BEIJING – "A hospital in southwestern China says conjoined twin girls with a single body and two heads have been born at its facility."

"A staffer surnamed Wang at Suining City Central Hospital in Sichuan province says the girls were born Thursday."

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Chinese World Cup Models

China didn't qualify for the World Cup, but instead has provided us with these fully-approved and official "substitutes":





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