Here is another funny photo of a Chinese wife standing on her husband's back while shopping at the local grocery store. One could imagine other alternative ideas to this somewhat risky "slave zone" option, like getting help from the store's staff et al. But, instead, we can only wonder "Why?" and then reply with "Because China".
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10/8/12
Because China: Wife Stands on Husband When Shopping
Here is another funny photo of a Chinese wife standing on her husband's back while shopping at the local grocery store. One could imagine other alternative ideas to this somewhat risky "slave zone" option, like getting help from the store's staff et al. But, instead, we can only wonder "Why?" and then reply with "Because China".
See also:
Masturbation (Fapping) Illegal in China!
1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest
Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish
9/20/12
Because China: 1 Flatbed Hauling 18 Pickups
Previously we reviewed a because China photo of a flatbed truck hauling 10 mini pickup trucks. That was from a Japanese travel blog post about a trip to Mongolia, which is technically a part of China. Well today we have discovered a whole new level of "Because China" with the below video of 1 flatbed truck carrying 18 mini pickups somewhere in the PRC:
This video was filmed and published by VIPCRUISING. See more of this group's videos at their Community Directories website.
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Because China: Engrish Textbook Comic
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9/15/12
"Amamiya Anna" Stopped by Tokyo Cops
Via Kotaku September 14, 2012
It has been reported by Tokyo Sports newspaper that an "anime face" beautiful young woman was recently sighted and questioned by police in Shibuya, Tokyo. The police spotted the woman in front of the Hachikō statue near the Shibuya JR railway station. The police questioned her briefly and had her identify herself before letting her go.
Could this have been the mysterious and beautiful Amamiya Anna character gone wild again? Stay tuned for more details on this story as they come in.
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9/13/12
9/8/12
Chinese Quadruplet Boys w/ Numbers Shaved Heads!
Via Metro newspaper | Metro.co.uk September 7th, 2012
A few days ago in Shenzhen China, parents of four identical six-year-old quadruplet boys had their sons' hair cut to mark them with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 in order to help identify them. The boys Jiang Yunlong, Jiang Yunxiao, Jiang Yunhan and Jiang Yunlin apparently look so similar that even their parents could not differentiate between them. That decision has now launched this interesting family into the world wide news picture:
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Because China: People's Liberation Army in Action!
9/1/12
Because China: People's Liberation Army in Action!
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For many years up until 2001, the U.S. Army recruited young men and women with the well-known phrase of "Be All You Can Be". And prior to that they used the phrase "Today's Army Wants to Join You" to attract new GIs to the ranks. Well the above WTF photo of China's People's Liberation Army in action suggests that the Chinese may have also borrowed those same US recruiting slogans, right?!?!
NOPE.
Because China.
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8/21/12
Because China: The Big Blue Ploice Truck
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8/20/12
1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest
Bikini "cow model" to help out the first Sino-US "cow beauty contest"
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Via China News Network/Google Engrish August 20, 2012
"August 18, Shanxi Shuozhou Sanin County, bikini model for quality dairy cattle to do "cow model" intimate contact with cows. Shanyin County Joint United States Orange date rule Warwick County held the first "cow beauty contest", by the quality of the milk production, appearance, family descent elected the first cows Miss "champion. China news agency issued Wei Liang photo"
Here is a Chinese TV news clip of this event:
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Via China News Network/Google Engrish August 20, 2012
"August 18, Shanxi Shuozhou Sanin County, bikini model for quality dairy cattle to do "cow model" intimate contact with cows. Shanyin County Joint United States Orange date rule Warwick County held the first "cow beauty contest", by the quality of the milk production, appearance, family descent elected the first cows Miss "champion. China news agency issued Wei Liang photo"
Here is a Chinese TV news clip of this event:
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Learn Chinese From Sexy Lesbians
Chinese Engrish T-Shirt: Spend Calm Life
Because China: Getting Off With Your Lover
Sexy Chinese Models Teach Sexy Mandarin
8/18/12
Because China: New McMansion Penthouses!
Via Architizer August 15, 2012
In the bustling city of Zhuzhou, Hunan province, China, there are many factories and textile mills. The recent explosive economic growth and desire for housing located near the working place has inspired some residents to build their dream homes on the top of a city building in an effort to help preserve and protect the outlying countryside. Mmmmkkkaaaayyy... At this time there are only four houses atop a five-story shopping center.
This new trend may or may not become more popular in China. But why don't they just build the houses on the ground?
Because China.
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8/7/12
Eat Chinese Boss Noodles Like A Boss
It has been said by many of our readers that China is attempting to overthrow Japan as the world's premiere WTF superpower, and we have just now found more evidence to support that theory. In the very competitive instant noodles market, apparently there is a brand new Cup Noodles challenger from China known as Boss Noodles! And here is a very wacky new demonstration video on how to eat Chinese Boss Noodles like a boss:
After watching the above clip more than a few times now it sounds as though the Chinese narrator is yelling "FFUUUU BITCHES" at the end! Also right when he yells that, the two Asian females grab onto the white guy and start dancing while the "Fast Business" text appears so whaddya think???
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8/1/12
Chinese Army Kills Asian Hornets' Nest With Fire
Via SFGate July 31, 2012
A large colony of giant Asian hornets had killed one man and stung many other people in the small town of Tsz Wan Yuen Tsuen in the Jiangin district of China. The hornets have a very painful sting that is about 6mm (1/4 inch) deep and can include a lethal dosage of venom. Authorities tracked down the insect infestation to a single nest in the village. However, the nest was too large and too high above the ground to manually destroy. So the Chinese army brought in a flamethrower and they killed it with fire:
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7/28/12
WTF Overkill Eye Makeup In Taiwan
Here are three examples of overkill eye makeup from Taiwan TV. This is actually a kind of "Japanese style" superabundant eye make over which often includes plastic surgery, eyelid surgery and multi-colored contact lenses etc. etc. Below is the TV segment that the above animated gifs came from. Skip to 3:26 for the funny before and after eye makeup 7/17/12
7/16/12
China Bee-Wearing Contest Photo
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Via Visions of Earth National Geographic - July 16, 2012
Here is an incredible photo of a very brave bee bearding contestant who took second place in a recent bee-wearing contest in Hunan Province, China. This man weighed in with about 50 pounds of bees all over his body. The Guiness world record is 87 pounds of bees by Mark Biancaniello an American animal trainer. Also, in 2009 a Chinese beekeeper couple were married while completely covered in bees.
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North Korean Woodstock Music Festival Photo
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7/15/12
Because China "HFC Hitler Fried Citizens"
This is not photoshopped, it is for real. To be sure it clearly says "HFC Hitler Fried Citizens" with a picture of Adolph Hitler dressed up as the iconic Colonel Sanders of KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken). And it is, indeed, from China, of course. So WTF is this OMFG jaw-dropping logo for?
Well, believe it or not, this is an iPhone case that can be purchased from 798 Fantasy Utopia Studio which appears to be a kind of fashion accessory retail website. Mmmmkkkaaayy... but why?
Once again there is only one answer: Because China.
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6/19/12
Because China: Telephone Pole Repair Work
Via Daily Guilin This is either an ad for Chinese Duct Tape or this is a photo of actual telephone pole repair work done in Guilin, China. Most likely it was yet another car or truck accident that brought down this pole. Then they just taped it back up with some kind of tape and, obviously, now it's fixed. Why? Because China.
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6/18/12
Buy A North Korean Bride Only $50,000!!!
According to the North Korea Intellectuals Solidarity group, businessmen in China and other countries can now legally purchase a young North Korean bride for a mere $50,000! North Korean authorities have recently started to promote these “transnational marriages” between North Korean beauties and elite businessmen of foreign firms to attract foreign investment into North Korea. Previously, such marriages were against the law in the DPRK.
Now they are encouraged. After the foreigner pays the equivalent of US$50,000 to the DPRK Authorities then the Supreme Leader's government will select a young North Korean bride for the foreigner to wed. It seems like a kind of "official" human trafficking system within the North Korean government. South Korean experts have called this new offering a "honey trap" that shows just how desperately poor the Kim regime is now.
But wait there's more! After the foreigner and his new bride are married, the foreigner is then granted the right to do business in North Korea. If no business or no investment is made, then the foreign exec will be required to pay an additional US $1 million.
Most likely, not so many will go for this new deal. But in case any potential buyers want to know more, here is a good sneak peek preview of what to look forward to with North Korea's cheerleader squad known as The Army of Beauties:
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6/17/12
This is Japanese TV. That is All.
XXX Large Size The above photos are of a young Japanese woman having a major seizure on Japan's nationwide NHK TV. Well, it could be that or else she is doing some kind of WTF performance art. But either way, for sure this is Japanese TV. That is all. Related: Meanwhile on Japanese TV Japanese TV: Ijiri Okada's Greenroom Inspections
6/15/12
WTF Japanese Zombie Face Eater Bento
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Just in time for the coming apocalypse, here is a somewhat frightening photo of a NSFL Japanese Zombie Face Eater Bento lunch box set. You know with a bento like this, no one will ever steal it from the office fridge. Usually, housewives in Japan make bento lunches for their salarymen husbands. And, clearly, this bento was made with a different kind of "love" in mind. Maybe necrophilia? O.o
And when it all goes Mad Max, remember that Japan has the world's greatest zombie fortress! Check it out:
Actually the above photo is of the Japanese volcanic island named Aogashima.
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5/15/12
Why, China Why? Because China #6
A few months ago we investigated a photo of a woman with a burning cigarette mounted to her glasses and a burning cigar sticking out of her ear. That picture was explained by it's source as a kind of Chinese alternative medicine. OK, fine. Whatever.
Today we have discovered the below photo and are once again asking "Why, China Why?":
The source of this photo turns out to be a Japanese blog post about a trip to Mongolia, which is technically a part of China. But the blogger does not offer an explanation for why one truck was carrying ten trucks on local roads and highways too! The Japanese post only talks about how doing something like this would be impossible in Japan etc. Therefore once again we have no other choice but to answer this with "Because China".
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The source of this photo turns out to be a Japanese blog post about a trip to Mongolia, which is technically a part of China. But the blogger does not offer an explanation for why one truck was carrying ten trucks on local roads and highways too! The Japanese post only talks about how doing something like this would be impossible in Japan etc. Therefore once again we have no other choice but to answer this with "Because China".
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Because China: Getting Off With Your Lover
Because China: Panda Bully on China Airways
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