Monday, February 06, 2012

Masturbation (Fapping) Illegal in China!

BREAKING: Masturbation (aka. "fapping") is now illegal in China. Why? Because China:

Masturbation (Fapping) Ilegal in China

Via UH

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8 comments:

  1. This really kills the boner.

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  2. Every Chinese forever alone just felt a strange disturbance in the force...

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  3. You've got to be joking...

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  4. Great..... now they will want nuclear weapons to compensate..sigh..

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  5. Are you sure this is China? The English on that sign is grammatically correct.

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  6. That's more autofellatio than masturbation. Didn't think that was a "big" problem over there ;)

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  7. "If man could suck his own dick, the human race would have become extinct long ago." -Anonymous

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  8. Wow, talk about the 'Elephant in the Room'.

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