David Bowie "Five Years" Tokyo Live

For decades, people all around the world have listened to David Bowie's Five Years and/or watched this live in Tokyo video or other video versions of it millions and millions of times. But watching and listening to it today, one can really understand this song's profound significance:

"Pushing thru the market square, so many mothers sighing
News had just come over, we had five years left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, earth was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying..."




See also: David Bowie's "Toy" Internet Smash Hit

Thank You Steve Jobs

Thank you for thinking different and being one of the crazy ones:

Japanese Government Laughing at Japanese People

Apparently it is not enough that The Japanese Government is Destroying Japan, now Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda and his cabinet cronies are LAUGHING AT the victimized Japanese people and children over the issue of refusal to drink contaminated milk in Fukushima schools:



See also: Japanese Government vs Fukushima Citizens on The Right to Live

"Rocketeer": Award Winning Hong Kong TVC

"Rocketeer" is a very creative, funny and award-winning Hong Kong television commercial for NutriGreen's LDF Cordyceps Health Supplement:



According to the main actor in this commercial, Jayson Li:

"The campaign I worked on for NutriGreen's LDF Cordyceps Health Supplement (《綠養坊》LDF純冬蟲夏草) was launched not too long ago. The "Rocketeer" campaign consists of a television commercial, directed by Chan Man Chung, and a print ad with the production house being Film Factory and the advertising agency being Leo Burnett Hong Kong. The TVC was recently featured in the Chinese language newspaper Ming Pao (明報), Attuworld Nederland and on Virgin Radio Toronto. The TVC was also recently screened at the Cannes Lions 58th International Festival of Creativity which was held at the Palais de Festivals in Cannes, France."

Note: This commercial was also selected as a winner in the 2011 Spikes Asia - Asia's Creative Advertising Festival and Awards.

Brief Explanation:

"Most people in Hong Kong live a crazily hectic life - long working hours, overtime on weekends, and a packed social life. Most of them feel drained before they even get up in the morning. To dramatize this phenomenon, this commercial shows how a businessman loses his energy before he even gets to work. The answer of course, is Nutrigreen LDF Cordyceps, a health supplement that helps people maintain their energy level throughout the day".



See also: Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

"Japan is Finished"

As seen at Kobe station the other day:



「日本は終了しました。」= "Japan is finished."

Actually, this is either a very good photoshop edit or the sign's letters were reversed as 「本日は終了しました。」= "Today's (train service) is finished." is very commonly seen in train stations all over the nation.

Related: The Japanese Government is Destroying Japan

"As Long As I'm Alive" by Rob Pongi

More writing on the wall...




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See also: Pongi Graffiti Tag Test #3

Tokyo May Have To Be Evacuated

Via Al Jazeera English

"The need to evacuate parts of the sprawling capital of 35 million, may have once seemed an incredible prospect, but some experts say the possibility can no longer be ignored."



See also: Japan Prediction: Nuclear Holocaust, Tokyo Evacuated

"Heavy Metal Flower Power" by Rob Pongi

Here is an abstract 3D scene entitled "Heavy Metal Flower Power." Modeled, textured, rendered in Cinema 4D and composite edited in Photoshop by Rob Pongi:




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See also: "King Ray" by Rob Pongi

WTF Food of a Chinese Walmart

We've all seen the wonderful WTF America pictures of the under & over dressed, obese, skinny and intoxicated People of Walmart:



Well, once again, not to be outdone in World Wide What The F@ckology (W.W.W.T.F.)©, we have now discovered yet another MAXIMUS WTFIMUS contender in this new photo essay entitled WTF Food of a Chinese Walmart (NSFL):




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Japanese High School Girl Luvin' It

Here is another exclusive photo of a Japanese High School Girl riding Ronald McDonald and Luvin' It!




See also: Japanese High School Girl's Pussy

Tommy Lee Jones Acts Like a Boss for Suntory

Remember Bill Murray's struggling Suntory whiskey endorsement in Lost In Translation? Well that same maker has been producing a humorous TV commercial series for Boss Coffee starring Hollywood heavyweight Tommy Lee Jones.

Apparently, the original story line for this long-running ad campaign is that Tommy Lee and other Hollywood celebrities, are real supernatural, outer space aliens who lived and worked in Japan. Then after working various jobs, one day they all have to leave and return to their home planet. Sound familiar? Well for this series, one special extraterrestrial (TLJ) just has to come back to earth and Japan for some more Suntory Boss Coffee. And in this hilarious episode Tommy Lee really acts like a boss as a very strict high school teacher:



Note: The above clip is episode #34. For even more laughs be sure to see episodes 1-23 here.

See also: Funny Japanese TV Commercials for Softbank.

Art Review: "Rex Ray Clowns"

One day a couple years ago, I was clowning around on Bowienet, and as usual, I got a little carried away and then, literally, BLOWN AWAY when I received the below collage as a response from the well-known artist Rex Ray:

And I don't know what it all means "FU", "ForU", "FapU" or whatever, but to be so noted by one of the world's greatest contemporary fine artists, is indeed, quite an honor. Nevertheless, I plan on creating some kind of artistic response soon. So stay tuned!

Anyway, just a couple of days ago, Mr. Ray unveiled a truly stunning new series of paintings entitled "Rex Ray Clowns":



Up until now, this highly acclaimed artist has mostly been known for his prolific fine art work in collage, graphic design, interior design, commercial art and popular entertainment media.

However, this new series marks a significant development in Ray's stellar career and presents a whole new remarkable side of the artist's true talent and incredible vision. What makes this recent launch so appealing is Ray's photorealistic style of painting or Trompe-l'œil which, essentially, brings these cartoon character portraits to life in a kind of surreal "Disneyesque" manner.

At first look, with all of the clowns clustered together on his new Ha Ha Said The Clowns site, some early reviews have said that this new set is "scary" or "evil" in a positive way of course. And, obviously, some of the paintings do depict such human emotions and personifications.

However looking closer at each individual portrait, it is clearly seen that these oils encapsulate many other human expressions of sadness, happiness, silliness, and love. In a very clever style that is not unlike life itself, Ray presents all of these emotions through the use of prominent smiling faces in these caricatures, thus giving us an even higher level of perspective into his true artistic genius.

To read more news about Rex Ray, please visit his official website.

WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School

In today's WTF China Daily News, it has been reported that many people in Beijing, Shanghai and other Chinese cities have become quite concerned about a small privately run nursery school named "Readers" located in Zhengzhou. This small school has recently introduced a new kind of sex education class with "live versions of dolls" or toy dolls which include complete replicas of human reproductive organs.

On Saturday, September 3rd the below news video was broadcast on China's CNS TV:



The owner of the school claims that most of their sex education classes are "custom made, and others from some of the children's parents."

Also China's Ten Cent News , a subsidiary of Japan's 3Yen Daily News Organization, recently reported the following dialogue heard from within the "Readers" pedobear training center nursery school:

Hou teacher asked: "So how did you go into the womb of it?"

Girl Momo answer in a show of hands: "father's sperm to find the mother's egg, and then I had planted in the womb!"

"Her answer was right?"

"Right!"

"Well, that is how sperm find the egg it, come join us to do a finger exercise it!"



See also:

Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

How to Become A Pedobear

New Japanese Bukkake Doll "Aya Aya"

From the land of fake idols and fake bartenders pouring fake drinks with fake ice, very soon from now Daiki Industries ダイキ工業 will be offering an all-new 'fake girlfriend' bukkake doll complete with its very own fake cum!


Yes folks, you read that right as Daiki's upcumming "Toushirou Original Bukkake Figurine" will soon be added to their lineup of corpulent miniature sex dolls adult mini figurines.

This new adult toy is named "Aya Aya" and is very similar to the previously-released figurine named "Aya Alley" pictured right in the blue bikini. However, "Aya Aya" comes with a plastic syringe and a container of spunk "scary white gel." It's overall height is about seven inches and will go on sale next January for a price of 10,290 yen or about 133 dollars. Below is a NSFW demonstration video of how to play with abuse Aya Aya:



See also: WTF Japanese Milk Commercial #2

Fukushima: "The Lid Syndrome" by Maliki

Here is a brilliant, funny and ironic comic by Maliki on the Fukushima disaster and sarcophagus solution entitled "The Lid Syndrome"



While visiting Maliki's excellent website, be sure to check out some of his numerous other comic strips and listen to the very cool French Pop Music Radio



See also: Posing for Friendly Photos at Fukushima

"Pongi" Graffiti Tag Test #3

The writing is on the wall...



Related: China: The Great Wall of Graffiti

China: The Great Wall of Graffiti

These days in China the graffiti/street art scene is booming and becoming quite popular both domestically and throughout the world. In fact, The Great Wall of China itself is being heavily tagged by many of the four million visitors it sees each year. And while many people believe that this is all a relatively new art evolution, the truth is that graffiti in China has had a very significant and colorful history that started long ago before this recent boom.

According to Wikipedia's Graffiti in Asia:

"In China, graffiti began with Mao Zedong in the 1920s who used revolutionary slogans and paintings in public places to galvanise the country's communist revolution. Mao holds the record for the longest piece of graffiti, which contains 4000 characters criticizing his teachers and the state of Chinese society."

And an article from 2003 in the China Daily claims that:

"During the Cultural Revolution, pesky neighbors could be eliminated through accusations posted on a community wall. When Deng Xiaoping made his move for opening and reform, he designated a wall in Beijing where people could freely write their thoughts."

Currently, there are many very talented artists and groups that work together like Beijing's ABS-Crew and Shanghai's Oops Graffiti Crew who are generally designers and illustrators that work for advertising agencies. And the majority of their street art includes cool intricate designs and graphic tags rather than political protests. However, recently the ABS-Crew created a huge stunning mural entitled "Inflation" which clearly is a powerful statement against capitalists:




In December of 2010, many Graffiti Artists Bombed Beijing during an international event called "Meeting the Neighborhood Graffiti Week" in "The More Than + Pop Art Festival." Here is an English news video on that:



See also: King Robbo vs Banksy: "Graffiti Wars"

Miss Bikini of Chimelong 2011

Earlier this year on April April 28, 2011, the annual Miss Bikini of Chimelong Contest was held in the Chimelong Paradise Water Park in Guangzhou, Guangdong, China. This is a very popular event in Guangzhou and Miss Yun Mi won the first title back in August, 2009:


Yun Mi (L) - Kuang Huali, Yun Mi, & Wang Meng (R)

And, obviously, Miss Mi, Miss Huali, and Miss Meng are very beautiful winners of a Chinese bikini contest. Of the three, my favorite is Miss Meng. But, indeed, they are all very gorgeous models and how anyone could choose just one winner is hard to imagine. In other words, they are so full of fap!

So, now we come to this year's Chimelong bikini pageant and if you watch the below video very closely, you'll notice that the contestants look and act in a very different way. Watching this video a couple of times could make one wonder if this year's lineup is "fap" or funny:



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