Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Japan: 'Plutonium is Not Dangerous' say Scientists

Several years ago in Japan, the Japanese government created the infamous Power Reactor and Nuclear Fuel Development Corporation (PNC). And then the PNC pricks put their shrunken heads together and dreamed up a campaign to promote the Japanese nuclear power industry and show to the Japanese public that plutonium is actually your "friend" and is nothing to really worry about. In this effort they developed a cute little animated character known as Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!:

Japanese Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!

This character was included in several Japanese TV spots and quickly caught the attention and harsh criticism from world-wide press and プルト君 (Puruto-kun) disappeared overnight. But now, believe it or not, the Japanese nuke pukes have advanced their twisted, WTF pro-plutonium agenda and instead of employing a cute cartoon character they now employ real Japanese "scientists" who basically state that Plutonium is not so dangerous:

Someone really should save Japan from the Japanese government. ಠ_ಠ

Japanese Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!


  1. Damn. What in the hell are those so-called scientists on? Oh yeah, my bad, they're on a huge payroll.

  2. This just in: Japan government prepares plan to flee Tokyo

    "Japan is considering the possibility of creating a back-up capital city in case a major natural disaster, like the March 11 earthquake, strikes Tokyo."

    They are moving because of the fear of radiation not because of a "natural disaster". Either way it would be much better for Japan if the Japanese government would just move out of Japan!

  3. Wow this is so interesting , how can I have missed that statement - 'Plutonium is Not Dangerous' , it makes me really really interested to see what facts made them conclude this...
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