Monday, October 31, 2011

WTF Japanese Clapping (Fapping?) Robots

Via WTF Japan Seriously - Keio University's robotic researcher Masato Takahashi just released his new invention that will significantly advance the human race forevermore - the all-new Japanese fapping clapping robots:

According to Tokyo Tek these clapping hands robots were modelled after the inventor's arms and were made with "an aluminium skeleton coated with urethane flesh and were specially designed to make a natural sounding clap" and that "they can be used at concerts to enhance the sound of real clapping" or as good "spanking machines" to, of course, spank the monkey with! DUH! It all makes perfect sense now.

You can see and hear it for yourself:

To find out more about these very useful new robotic hands, please visit the Ondz Multipurpose Hand Clapping Machine website.

See also: Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model


  1. ROFLMAO! Every Japanese forever alone just felt a strange disturbance in the force...

  2. WHY JAPAN WHY?!?!?!

  3. I'm still not sure what i just witnessed...

    This whole article just destroyed my entire perception of reality...

  4. That is really not surprising having on mind that Japan is so developed in the field of technology. Really interesting project!