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China Uncensored May 3, 2013
Most likely you have heard at least some of Kim Jong Un's recent political
sabre rattling and his plans to destroy the US, South Korea and Japan blah blah blah ad nauseum. However, very recently it has become more and more quiet up North as with each day that passes, no "enemy states" of "
The Dear Leader" have yet to spontaneously burst into flames or just surrender. Oh wait a minute! Actually
France did surrender to North Korea last month. So that makes the score North Korea 1 vs. The Rest of The World 0. So it appears as though North Korea is "winning". OK, fine.
Now back to the main theme here. Which is, most likely, you've heard of the legendary movie "
The Godfather". Well, there is a very dark, shadowy figure who is, among other
thugs things, Kim Jong Un's "Chinese Godfather". And today is our lucky day as we all get to meet the man with a sinister plan, the man who enjoys throwing political dissidents into
Masanjia Labor Death Camp and other illegal prisons. The man who was the former head of the CCP's Super Secret Police who once commanded an annual budget that was larger than China's military! The man who once controlled the entire nations' oil industry! The man - as
Chris Chappell so hilariously describes him - as a "people person. That is, he is a person who spends a lot of his time torturing - people." And, finally, the man who has enough political and economic power to start a nuclear World War Three (or at least another Korean war), ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one, the only
Zhou Yongkang:
Oh No!
THAT GUY! O_O
See also:
North Korea's Ex-Super Spy Kim Hyon Hui
DPRK's Moranbong Band Destroys The World
Apparently Japan's JLeague soccer association is getting somewhat desperate for more herbivorous men to actually "go outside" and at least pretend to become beer guzzling, teriyaki eating carnivorous soccer fans again. Why else would they have Konami produce three (3) videos of some cute Japanese girls engaged in "soccer ball juggling"??? Oh and some genius decided to add a miniature GoPro video camera inside the soccer ball in order to produce some cute and enticing close ups of the soccer girls' body parts (see above ninja shot).
Also Konami is running a Football All Stars 2013 Campaign that, among other things, will be giving away single tickets that will be good for 101 seats at some JLeague games!
Yes that's right! Now all these grass eating men will be able to bring 100 of their best friends to a JLeague soccer game.
Rrriiiiiiiggghht.....
Obviously, someone forgot to mention that most modern-day Japanese herbivores actually don't have any friends.
See also:
Japan's Horse Racing Dating Game
Japan's Forever Alone Virtual Girlfriend Dating
Japan's Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game
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