Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Visit New North Korea Best Korea!

Visit North Korea Best Korea!

VISIT NEW NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA WITH NEW AND IMPROVED GREAT LEADER!! CALL NOW FOR YOUR NEW SPRING VACATION!

"You must visit us
We have luxury bus
Many new sites to see
No more scary times.
Now just for recreation
You very safe
Four star everything
Must come now
Just for recreation."




April 15th 2012 is the 100th anniversary of the birth of national founder and eternal President Kim Il Sung. The occasion will be marked by Mass Games performance, the Kimilsungia flower show, child prodigy classic guitar exposition where 1,500 synchronized child guitarists will play classical works composed by the great leader for an entire 48 hours. 2012 Mass Games will also include two hour gymnastic and socialist realism extravaganzas featuring 100,000 synchronized gymnasts inside the world's largest stadium and will be performed every evening except Sundays. Streaming access to portions of all of these events will be provided through the Punch! ipad application and was made possible through an unprecedented creative visionary collaboration between a sovereign nation and an American technology company.
Contact North Korea Tours for more information on this new travel campaign.


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7 comments:

  1. This is funny because it's true.

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  2. This is why I wish that North Korea had won the Korean war.

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  3. From the "official" press release:

    “The New Great leader has spent time in the West and understands that there are benefits to showing foreign visits the true grandeur of DPRK,” said Mr. Lee, “The Great Leader wishes to change the way Americans see traveling to the People’s Republic. We want the average American to feel that they could be comfortable traveling here. If you are an average engineer, or a physicist or just a regular scientist we want you to understand that the DPRK is not a place that you will go hungry or get thrown in jail. Far from it. You will experience great hospitality seen before only on the Love Boat.” :-)

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  4. I bet April fools jokes in N.Korea are delayed.

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  5. Oh yeah this has got to be an April Fools joke but anyway who would ever want to visit that hell hole anyway?

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  6. That's cool Rob !

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  7. I'd love to go surfing on Kim's sunny beaches, if North Korea sold tours at the real currency rate of about 800 North Korean won to one greenback (rather than the official humorous rate of 131 won to one US dollar).



    For example this guy's Cuban vacation sounds like a blast since $10 Canadian loonies will be just about anything:
    walrusmagazine.com/articles/2012.04-travel-on-tipping-in-cuba

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