Tuesday, November 27, 2012

People's Daily: Kim Jong Un "Sexiest Man Alive"

NEWS FLASH: China's official news site People's Daily Online has finally printed the truth that we have always known: Kim Jong Un is the Sexiest Man Alive for 2012! That's right The Onion doesn't lie. North Korea is Best Korea! Reunification is just around the corner and, in fact, this same exact story was also run by South Korea's The Korea Times! So it is, indeed, the glorious Supreme Truth!

But wait! There's More! Now Time Magazine is getting ready to vote The Supreme Shining Sun Leader as the Person of The Year 2012!

Time's Person of The Year 2012 Kim Jong Un

FLASH NEWS UPDATE: November 27, 2012 - Currently, Kim Jong Un is in second place for Time's poll results of the Person of The Year 2012 vote:

Time's poll results of the Person of The Year 2012
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE PERSON OF THE YEAR 2012!

FLASH NEWS UPDATE: November 29, 2012 - The Supreme Leader is now leading this poll by a wide margin:

Time's poll results of the Person of The Year 2012
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE PERSON OF THE YEAR 2012!

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4 comments:

  1. Well they gave the Nobel Prize to Obama, so.....

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  2. Psy is the true Person of the Year even if he comes from Worst Korea.

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  3. Yeah, I agree with you Mr. T. And so does the United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon:

    UN chief hails 'Gangnam Style' as a force for world peace

    "South Korean rapper Psy's global hit "Gangnam Style" has won acclaims from UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon as a force for world peace."

    But now Best Korea's Best Kim is winning the people's poll!!!

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