6/26/11

Lady Gaga Profits from "Preying on Japan"

As reported earlier today by the bored certified psychic Taro-san, Lady Gaga has been recently hit with a FEDERAL CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT over the sale of her We Prey On Japan Bracelets:




Via NBC News (Dallas/Fort Worth) Sunday, Jun 26, 2011:

Lady Gaga Sued Over Japan Relief Bracelet Proceeds

"Just before she headlined Saturday night's Japan disaster relief benefit concert, Lady Gaga was sued over the bracelets she's been selling for the same cause."

"According to the federal class action, the do-gooder pop star wasn't exactly being honest when her Web site claimed all the proceeds from sales of her "We Pray for Japan" wristbands would go to help victims of the March earthquake and tsunami."

[snip]

"Gaga's deceptive advertising and personal profits from the bracelets violated federal racketeering laws and a slew of consumer protection laws, too, the suit claimed."

"When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, 'well, some of the money is being retained, but we don't really know how much,'" said the 1-800-LAW-FIRM lawyer who sued, Alyson Oliver."



Also, very recently, yet another "psychic revelation" was made by the mystic with this post: LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — now for real!

In addition to being suspected of masterminding the "Prey on Japan" scandal, rumors are now starting to circulate that "Mr. Crystal Bald" is, in fact, Lady Gaga's Gaijin sex slave:

Posing for Friendly Photos at Fukushima

Here is a delightful and ironic little clip of some friendly Fukushima workers posing for photos:




Watch another cute and adorable video of Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

6/25/11

Nuclear Fashion News: Radx Maternity Wear

Etoypet has just released its new Kissbaby line of flexible metal anti-radiation maternity fashion:




Order now and you can also get the 100% Silver Fiber Inner Apron:





See also: Sexy Japanese Nuclear Lingerie Fashion Line

6/19/11

"A Moment in Tokyo" by Mark D. Manalo

Shot with a Canon HV30, here is "A Moment in Tokyo" by Mark D. Manalo which features some very exciting views of Shibuya, Harajuku, Roppongi, Ginza, Akihabara, and Shinjuku:




Be sure to see more of Mark Manalo's great videos! See also: Tokyo Glow

6/16/11

Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

Last month a Fukushima Deformed Baby Rabbit w/ No Ears was discovered in the town of Namie just outside the 18-mile exclusion zone of Fukushima's crippled reactors. Since then, Namie has been identified as a radiation hot-spot.

Now three baby bunnies with no ears were recently born in China. These rabbits were discovered in Chengkou County, Chongqing Municipality of Southwest China. The earless rabbits have bald heads and gray eyes instead of hairy heads and red eyes. The rabbits' owner Aunt Geng was interviewed yesterday by CCTV:

Reporter: "Did the previous rabbits given birth by the same mother rabbit have ears?"

Aunt Geng: “The previous ones have ears. Only rabbits that were born this time don't.”






See also: Chinese Twins w/ 2 Heads 1 Body