Via
Ishikawa Oku Laboratory - University of Tokyo June 27, 2012
Did you ever want to play
Janken (rock, paper, scissors) by yourself and lose everytime in order to deflate you ego, crush your self esteem and achieve today's highly sought after
Forever Alone loser status? Well, the folks at the Ishikawa Oku Laboratory - University of Tokyo have just released the right robot for you! This is the
Janken (rock-paper-scissors) Robot with 100% winning rate. This high tech
fapping machine hand robot just has to be seen to be believed. Check it out:
This video is also a preview to the upcoming science fiction movie "Rock, Paper, Scissors":
Does the robot hand in the video bear a striking resemblance to the flying hands in the movie poster? Eerie. Actually, this robot has been developed for
this reason:
In this research we develop a janken (rock-paper-scissors) robot with 100% winning rate as one example of human-machine cooperation systems. Human being plays one of rock, paper and scissors at the timing of one, two, three. According to the timing, the robot hand plays one of three kinds so as to beat the human being.
Mmmmkkkaaaayyy! O.O
See also:
Japan's Remote Controlled Cockroaches
Japan's Adult Toys Robot Nation
WTF Japanese Clapping (Fapping?) Robots
Does the robot hand in the video bear a striking resemblance to the flying hands in the movie poster? Eerie. Actually, this robot has been developed for this reason:
This is another reason why the Japanese are superior to all other humans.
ReplyDeleteDear Japan, What the loving fuck? Signed, The Rest of The World
ReplyDeleteWhat would happen if you had two of them playing against each other ?
ReplyDeleteA strange disturbance in the force was felt by millions of Forever Alones.
ReplyDeleteLike the old Zen koan/riddle I gotta ask:
ReplyDeleteWhat is the sound of one robot hand clapping?
Get used to it... Automation is going to steamroll the job market in our lifetimes. Biggest issue for the future & it's not even on any government's radar.
ReplyDeleteNext it'll be singing "Daisy."
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ReplyDeleteThis is another reason why the Japanese are superior to all the other nations especially in the field of technologies and innovations.They certainly deserve our admiration.
ReplyDeleteWe humans have just lost the first battle with the Japanese robots. :/
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