Chairman Meow Says: "Dog my cats if I want!"

In the past few years, it has been widely believed that China had fully embraced democracy and had forgotten communism once and for all. Well, earlier today we discovered yet another new "Because China" item that says "Goodbye Kitty" to that notion and also: "Dog my cats if I want!"

See also:

Because China "HFC Hitler Fried Citizens"

Because China: The Big Blue Ploice Truck

1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest

Japanese High School Girl's Pussy

Here is a very exclusive photo of a Japanese High School Girl's pussy:



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Japanese Cats Ears For "Communication"

This latest wacky Japanese fashion invention called "Necomimi" comes from the nerowear company. This is a headband that receives brain transmissions and activates the pink pussycat ears to express "communication" or interest in someone or some thing:



This is somewhat reminiscent of the Aum Shinrikyo's very own invention of the Perfect Salvation Initiation Cap that would "stimulate the brain and synchronize the brain waves with those of the master." Riiight.




See also: Coming Soon: 'NINGEN GAKKI'