Japan: 'Plutonium is Not Dangerous' say Scientists

Several years ago in Japan, the Japanese government created the infamous Power Reactor and Nuclear Fuel Development Corporation (PNC). And then the PNC pricks put their shrunken heads together and dreamed up a campaign to promote the Japanese nuclear power industry and show to the Japanese public that plutonium is actually your "friend" and is nothing to really worry about. In this effort they developed a cute little animated character known as Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!:



This character was included in several Japanese TV spots and quickly caught the attention and harsh criticism from world-wide press and プルト君 (Puruto-kun) disappeared overnight. But now, believe it or not, the Japanese nuke pukes have advanced their twisted, WTF pro-plutonium agenda and instead of employing a cute cartoon character they now employ real Japanese "scientists" who basically state that Plutonium is not so dangerous:




Someone really should save Japan from the Japanese government. ಠ_ಠ

Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model

Previously, we made some truly astounding "WTF Japan Forever Alone" discoveries including the new only-in-Japan headpiece that projects your emotions Cats Ears For Communication prototype. We also found the self-comforting, department-store-dummy-shaped forever alone contraption known as a Communication w/ Yourself Invention. And don't forget the amazing do-it-yourself internet fap machine which can only be described as a Virtual Web Sex Joystick Butt Plug which just has to be seen to be believed!

However, today we stumbled upon a Japanese company named Strapya World and it is about to release a "Forever Alone Hand(job) iPhone Case" or どっきりいたずらカバー(ナミの手) or "Dokkiri Hand Case":



In addition to admitting that this hand case is "crazy", Strapya World also says that two kinds of this creepy case will be available: a woman's size and a child's size!?!? Well, that may seem to be full of all kind of WTF Japan but after all, Japan is dubiously noted for being the birthplace of Pedobear so this really isn't such a big surprise.



The Dokkiri Hand Case is being marketed as warm, soft, and cute. This creepy case also comes with a completely synchronized "vibrator mode" which can make it very useful as a portable Forever Alone Internal Fap Device! ©

For more images check out the below slideshow video by ilovepwnageCOM:



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Tokyo's Governor Drops A Nuclear Bomb

Nowadays it seems that "WTF Japan News" is becoming even stranger than the usual "WTF Japan" entertainment media. Remember back in March when Tokyo's governor Shintaro "Blinky" Ishihara said that the devastating 3-11 earthquake and tsunami were divine punishment for the selfish greed of Japanese people? Well, believe it or not, "Blinky" just dropped another bomb by stating that Japan needs nuclear weapons!

“Japan Must Become a Nuclear Armed Military State” - Governor Shintaro Ishihara via Sankaku Complex



Perhaps he should go to Hiroshima or Nagasaki and try to sell that same pitch! Or maybe he should just watch the below video which features footage from a 1984 NHK documentary about nuclear war:



Music: "Nuclear War" by Sun Ra as performed by Yo La Tengo

Japan's Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler: Yoshihiko

So far, in our ongoing research in the name of 'science' and in an effort to explain the inexplicable (i.e. "WTF Japan") below are some of our recent discoveries:

Mutant Sperm … maybe that explains ‘Japan’

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

‘I want to jump into a nuclear reactor…’

How To Be A Stalker in Japan

LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — for real!

Japanese Breaking Up is Not So Hard To Do

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‘Mysterio’ Japan’s invisible wrestler

Well, just when you think you have seen it all in "WTF Japanese Pro Westling", recently we discovered the very popular Japanese Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler "Yoshihiko":



Yoshihiko or ヨシヒコ in Japanese is a member of the Dramatic Dream Team, an Iron Man Heavy Metal Class wrestler and a member of the UWA six man tag team from Japan. Here is more about him:

"Yoshihiko is, DDT Pro Wrestling in the wrestler to compete as a live-in lover . 160cm tall, 3 pound weight (800 grams), favorite actress Bae Doo-na (" air puppet "starring). Muscle Sakai brother was born in Sakai, Yoshihiko (Yoshihiko) that set. Grave digger doll Hell aka Bad Ass Netherlands ("Grave Digger Hell," "American Bad Ass" by The Undertaker things named after, "Netherlands" is "Dutch" from the wife)." Continued...

Mmmmkay...... well, anyway here he is in action: The Top 15 Moves of YOSHIHIKO



And here he is being 'interviewed' on Japanese TV:



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How To Be A Stalker in Japan

In Japan, many times "romance" actually begins with the ancient Japanese tradition of stalking. So before you set out on your next land fishing trip, be sure to watch and memorize the below instructional video on How To Be A Stalker in Japan.


WARNING: Beware of the originally spoken English interpreted into Japanese and then translated back again into English subtitles. This may be somewhat confusing.

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