Japan's Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game

Last year we were introduced to Japan's new Forever Alone Karaoke in Tokyo and Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model and don't forget Japan's New Communication w/ Yourself Invention. But now, game maker Sega brings us this Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game! And here is a short, close up clip of this latest forever alone creation:



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Learn Chinese From Sexy Lesbians

So you want to learn another language and especially an Asian language. But you're not sure which one Japanese? Chinese? Korean? All of them are difficult and each one requires many years of study in order to masterbate. Maybe you're worried about that high learning curve.

Well, now all of your worries are over as it is time for you to "dive right into" the first lesson of sexy Mandarin with two smoking hot Chinese lesbians:

Note: This video may not be safe for work. (NSFW)



And forgetting your homework will result in an extra one hour detention after class. ;O)

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NMA TV on The Megaupload Bust

The very funny and ever reliable NMA.TV has just now weighed in on yesterday's shutdown of Megaupload.com and the arrest of its founder Kim Dotcom:



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Family Guy on Chinese vs Japanese People

In a recent episode of the Family Guy a big difference between Chinese and Japanese people was revealed:



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Early Japanese Tentacle Sex TV Commercial