Tokyo's Governor Drops A Nuclear Bomb

Nowadays it seems that "WTF Japan News" is becoming even stranger than the usual "WTF Japan" entertainment media. Remember back in March when Tokyo's governor Shintaro "Blinky" Ishihara said that the devastating 3-11 earthquake and tsunami were divine punishment for the selfish greed of Japanese people? Well, believe it or not, "Blinky" just dropped another bomb by stating that Japan needs nuclear weapons!

“Japan Must Become a Nuclear Armed Military State” - Governor Shintaro Ishihara via Sankaku Complex



Perhaps he should go to Hiroshima or Nagasaki and try to sell that same pitch! Or maybe he should just watch the below video which features footage from a 1984 NHK documentary about nuclear war:



Music: "Nuclear War" by Sun Ra as performed by Yo La Tengo

Japan's Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler: Yoshihiko

So far, in our ongoing research in the name of 'science' and in an effort to explain the inexplicable (i.e. "WTF Japan") below are some of our recent discoveries:

Mutant Sperm … maybe that explains ‘Japan’

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

‘I want to jump into a nuclear reactor…’

How To Be A Stalker in Japan

LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — for real!

Japanese Breaking Up is Not So Hard To Do

AND...

‘Mysterio’ Japan’s invisible wrestler

Well, just when you think you have seen it all in "WTF Japanese Pro Westling", recently we discovered the very popular Japanese Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler "Yoshihiko":



Yoshihiko or ヨシヒコ in Japanese is a member of the Dramatic Dream Team, an Iron Man Heavy Metal Class wrestler and a member of the UWA six man tag team from Japan. Here is more about him:

"Yoshihiko is, DDT Pro Wrestling in the wrestler to compete as a live-in lover . 160cm tall, 3 pound weight (800 grams), favorite actress Bae Doo-na (" air puppet "starring). Muscle Sakai brother was born in Sakai, Yoshihiko (Yoshihiko) that set. Grave digger doll Hell aka Bad Ass Netherlands ("Grave Digger Hell," "American Bad Ass" by The Undertaker things named after, "Netherlands" is "Dutch" from the wife)." Continued...

Mmmmkay...... well, anyway here he is in action: The Top 15 Moves of YOSHIHIKO



And here he is being 'interviewed' on Japanese TV:



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How To Be A Stalker in Japan

In Japan, many times "romance" actually begins with the ancient Japanese tradition of stalking. So before you set out on your next land fishing trip, be sure to watch and memorize the below instructional video on How To Be A Stalker in Japan.


WARNING: Beware of the originally spoken English interpreted into Japanese and then translated back again into English subtitles. This may be somewhat confusing.

Lesson #1:



Lesson #2

Lesson #3

Lesson #4

Related: Japanese Breaking Up is Not So Hard To Do

Odaiba Tokyo Tilt Shift Video

Here is a very cool tilt-shift video by darwinfish105:



music: demetrios dafos - ensis (musica elletronica me002) by alex palumbo

You can read more about this video and see more awesome videos by darwinfish105 on his blog: High-Def(はいでふ) (Japanese)

See also Thailand Travel Video (Tilt-Shift)

Japanese Government vs Fukushima Citizens on The Right to Live

Via pejorativeglut Jul 23, 2011

UPDATE: Per my suggestion, this video is now featured on Boing Boing.

UPDATE #2: This video is now featured on Gizmodo.

Here is a truly astounding and WTF unbelievable, must see video on how current Japanese government officials are mistreating, ignoring and insulting their very own citizens in Fukushima! These residents are located outside of the current 20-30 km evacuation zone. However, since more high levels of radiation are being discovered near their homes and schools, they want the government to increase the evacuation zone and financially support them and their families to evacuate. But, of course, the Japanese government does not want to do this as it would involve many more residents and cost much, much more. In the beginning of this video, the Director of Local Nuclear Emergency Response Headquarters, Mr. Akira Satoh, answers some very serious questions from some very concerned Fukushima citizens:

Citizen: "As other people do, people in Fukushima have a right to avoid the radiation exposure and live a healthy life too. Don't you think so?"

Akira Satoh: "The government has tried to reduce the radiation exposure dose as much as it can."

Other citizens: "You didn't answer his question!"

Citizen: "So are you saying that they don't? They have that right don't they?

Akira Satoh: "I don't know if they have that right."

Can't believe it? Watch:



Above video was filmed and edited by some anonymous members of the Japanese Save Child website. English subtitles are 100% correct and were done by pejorativeglut.

The below picture is of Mr. Akira Satoh. Towards the end of the video, when he refused to accept the childrens' urine for radiation testing, they should have poured it all over him!



See also: Japan Prediction: Nuclear Holocaust, Tokyo Evacuated