Alternative Asian News TV Blog

3/13/12

"Seeking Asian Female" Movie Trailer

Via The Wall Street Journal Speakeasy March 12, 2012

Prior to placing an online order to Buy Your Chinese Bride on Ebay, we strongly recommend watching the movie "Seeking Asian Female." This documentary film is "a modern love story about Steven and Sandy -- an aging white man with "yellow fever" who is obsessed with marrying any Asian woman, and the young Chinese bride he finds online." Here is the trailer:

This film is now showing at the South By Southwest Film Festival in Austin, Texas.

See also: Japanese Breaking Up is Not So Hard To Do

Buy Your Chinese Bride on Ebay Now!

Lonely? Tired of Western women? Had enough of Chinese sex dolls? Got a heavy case of Yellow Fever? Well, today is your lucky day as there are now over 10 Chinese brides available on Ebay! That's right you're just a couple clicks and $4,999.00 away from a getting a happy wife from China:

3/12/12

Japanese Cherry Blossoms Near Mt. Fuji

Coming soon to Japan here is a beautiful photo of some Cherry Blossom trees near Mt. Fuji:

XXX Large Size

See also: Buddha Statue Photo by Jon Sheer

3/10/12

WTF Fu King Chinese Restaurant

In early January of this year we discovered the very popular Japanese Fuckin' Department Store Sale. Then on the very next day we learned that Japan is Going Fuckin Crazy! And today one reader wrote in about this new funny OMFG discovery:

3/9/12

Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel Demo Video

As each day passes now we see more and more Signs of The Coming Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, wars, radiation, economic collapse, solar storms, alien UFO invasions etc. all seem to be happening much more often now than ever before.

But fear not as today we discovered the one tool which could save the world: The Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel:

Be sure to order yours now! Available in camouflage green and other colors.

See also: Japanese TV 1994: Dry Ice Esthetic Machine Demonstration Video