Yao Ming Retires from the NBA

The world's ambassador of basketball and China's best-known professional athlete Yao Ming has retired. At 7' 6" he was the tallest player ever in the NBA. In recent years he was the most productive center with a career average of 19 points per game. Here is a wacky tribute by Next Media Animation TV:



See also: NMATV: Japanese Sumo 3D Animation News

Japan Women's Soccer Wins World Cup!

Inspired Japan shocks Team USA to win first Women's World Cup in penalty kicks

Via The Associated Press/MLive.com

"Japan has won the Women's World Cup, stunning the United States 3-1 in a penalty shootout Sunday night after coming from behind twice in a 2-2 tie.

Shannon Boxx, Carli Lloyd and Tobin Heath all failed to convert for the Americans, who squandered dozens of chances throughout the game and blew a lead just six minutes from winning their third World Cup title."



御祝い！御祝い！御目出度う御座います！ Congratulations Japan!

Gamarjobat on Comedy Rocks w/ Jason Manford

Here is the award-winning hilarious Japanese dynamic duo Gamarjobat on the UK TV Show Comedy Rocks with Jason Manford:



See more about these very talented entertainers here: GAMARJOBAT Official WebSite｜が〜まるちょば オフィシャル ウェブサイト

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

Just when you thought that you have seen it all before in Japan, along comes yet another WTF image of some Japanese Bikini Girls playing in shit:



Actually the above is some artwork by the well-known contemporary artist Makoto Aida and is entitled "Shit by Jomon-type Monster (2003)":

An ephemeral outdoor ceramic piece made with art students and volunteers, Shit by Jomon-type Monster (2003), consisted of mounds of coiled, brown clay that simultaneously resembled gigantic feces and the pots left by Japan’s pre-historic Jomon civilization. Intentionally crude, the work was an embrace of failure...

Here is a recent interview with Makoto Aida "Bye-bye Kitty!!!":



See also:

Young Eye Popping Japanese Bikini Girl!

Poop steak, from Japan of course

Bollywood plus Japan

From hidaka820 here is the hilarious result of adding Bollywood to Japan:




See also: Prabhu Deva on Dance India Dance TV Show

Banksy in North Korea?

Via Gawker June 29th



Adrian Chen — Anti-Kim Jong Il graffiti was found on the wall of a college in Pyongyang. Of course, the government couldn't just wash it off. They locked down the entire capital to hunt for the culprit.

The graffiti, found June 24th on a wall at Pyongyang Railroad College reportedly called Kim Jong Il "a dictator who starved people to death." Not exactly Banksy, but it gets the point across.

The easiest thing would have been to erase the graffiti, then maybe demolish the wall for traitorous behavior. But instead, authorities launched a three-day investigation, cutting off the city and erecting checkpoints for all passersby.

The graffiti apparently stated, “Park Chung Hee and Kim Jong Il are both dictators; Park Chung Hee a dictator who developed his country’s economy, Kim Jong Il a dictator who starved people to death.” One syllable was a man's head and was written on a red brick wall in white chalk, making it quite striking.

See also: Banksy: Exit Through The Gift Shop

Asia vs USA: MS Silverlight Marketing

Below is a current example of Taiwan's Anime Marketing of Microsoft Silverlight:




And here is Japan's MS Silverlight promo video:

"It moves when I touch it."



In stark contrast here is the current site of the US Marketing of Microsoft Silverlight:

Lady Gaga Profits from "Preying on Japan"

As reported earlier today by the bored certified psychic Taro-san, Lady Gaga has been recently hit with a FEDERAL CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT over the sale of her We Prey On Japan Bracelets:




Via NBC News (Dallas/Fort Worth) Sunday, Jun 26, 2011:

Lady Gaga Sued Over Japan Relief Bracelet Proceeds

"Just before she headlined Saturday night's Japan disaster relief benefit concert, Lady Gaga was sued over the bracelets she's been selling for the same cause."

"According to the federal class action, the do-gooder pop star wasn't exactly being honest when her Web site claimed all the proceeds from sales of her "We Pray for Japan" wristbands would go to help victims of the March earthquake and tsunami."

[snip]

"Gaga's deceptive advertising and personal profits from the bracelets violated federal racketeering laws and a slew of consumer protection laws, too, the suit claimed."

"When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, 'well, some of the money is being retained, but we don't really know how much,'" said the 1-800-LAW-FIRM lawyer who sued, Alyson Oliver."



Also, very recently, yet another "psychic revelation" was made by the mystic with this post: LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — now for real!

In addition to being suspected of masterminding the "Prey on Japan" scandal, rumors are now starting to circulate that "Mr. Crystal Bald" is, in fact, Lady Gaga's Gaijin sex slave:

Posing for Friendly Photos at Fukushima

Here is a delightful and ironic little clip of some friendly Fukushima workers posing for photos:




Watch another cute and adorable video of Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

Nuclear Fashion News: Radx Maternity Wear

Etoypet has just released its new Kissbaby line of flexible metal anti-radiation maternity fashion:




Order now and you can also get the 100% Silver Fiber Inner Apron:





See also: Sexy Japanese Nuclear Lingerie Fashion Line

"A Moment in Tokyo" by Mark D. Manalo

Shot with a Canon HV30, here is "A Moment in Tokyo" by Mark D. Manalo which features some very exciting views of Shibuya, Harajuku, Roppongi, Ginza, Akihabara, and Shinjuku:




Be sure to see more of Mark Manalo's great videos! See also: Tokyo Glow

Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

Last month a Fukushima Deformed Baby Rabbit w/ No Ears was discovered in the town of Namie just outside the 18-mile exclusion zone of Fukushima's crippled reactors. Since then, Namie has been identified as a radiation hot-spot.

Now three baby bunnies with no ears were recently born in China. These rabbits were discovered in Chengkou County, Chongqing Municipality of Southwest China. The earless rabbits have bald heads and gray eyes instead of hairy heads and red eyes. The rabbits' owner Aunt Geng was interviewed yesterday by CCTV:

Reporter: "Did the previous rabbits given birth by the same mother rabbit have ears?"

Aunt Geng: “The previous ones have ears. Only rabbits that were born this time don't.”






See also: Chinese Twins w/ 2 Heads 1 Body

Chinese Guy Wears Iron Man Suit To Work

Via cnet news June 14, 2011


In the ongoing WTF war between China and Japan, an obsessive compulsive Chinese guy builds a realistic Iron Man suit and goes to work in it:

"What else can you do if your obsessive colleague shows up to work in a homemade Iron Man suit? That's what Wang Xiao Kang did one day at telecom equipment maker ZTE's Shanghai offices."

"It's not an easy thing to create an Iron Man suit, and Wang apparently spent months building his version of the Mark I version despite having no DIY experience."



It would also be very funny if he shows up next week as
Special Man or Robert Cop2:



See also: Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

Japan Installs a New World in Japan

Years ago, believe it or not, Japan actually installed a new ocean in Japan:



And now according to Popular Science once again Japan has outdone itself in WTFvckery and useless inventions and installed a new world in Japan:

"If you want to see what Earth looks like from space, become an astronaut (or, barring that, a space tourist). For the next best view, pay a visit to Tokyo’s National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation where a massive, nearly 20-foot spherical OLED orb--the world’s first large scale spherical OLED--offers a satellite’s-eye view of the planet in super high resolution."



Uhmmmmm.....if you stop the above video at 0:38 you can clearly see that this harmless-looking useless invention is actually a brand new Death Star:




See also: Japanese Cats Ears For Communication

Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

Recently, the State Administration of Radio Film and Television in China banned, among other things, time travel on TV. Perhaps this hilarious WTF Chinese TV commercial for 7up had something to do with that WTF decision:





See also: Chinese 'Kung Fu Fighting' Bicyle Video

How to Become A Pedobear

Do you have dreams about high school girl uniforms? Like me, do you have secret fantasies about Julie Watai? Did you actually break up with your Japanese girlfriend because she just turned 18?. Well, then Joyfay Delicate has just the right outfit for you:





For those of you who are a bit more extravagant, check out the all-new Pedobear Lion:



Note: Ms. Julie Watai is currently 31 years old.

Be sure to see many more funny costumes by Joyfay Delicate and remember Pedobear Knows Everything.

Funny Japanese TV: "Oh Mikey!"

From the Japanese late night variety show Vermilion Pleasure Night, here is a full half hour of "Oh Mikey!" complete with English subtitles:



See also: New Episode: The Fuccon Family Returns Home

Japanese High School Girl's Pussy

Here is a very exclusive photo of a Japanese High School Girl's pussy:



See also Japanese Cats Ears For Communication