Japanese Cherry Blossoms Near Mt. Fuji

Coming soon to Japan here is a beautiful photo of some Cherry Blossom trees near Mt. Fuji:



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See also: Buddha Statue Photo by Jon Sheer

WTF Fu King Chinese Restaurant

In early January of this year we discovered the very popular Japanese Fuckin' Department Store Sale. Then on the very next day we learned that Japan is Going Fuckin Crazy! And today one reader wrote in about this new funny OMFG discovery:



See also:

WTF Cherry Sexual Harassment Space

China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos

Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel Demo Video

As each day passes now we see more and more Signs of The Coming Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, wars, radiation, economic collapse, solar storms, alien UFO invasions etc. all seem to be happening much more often now than ever before.

But fear not as today we discovered the one tool which could save the world: The Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel:



Be sure to order yours now! Available in camouflage green and other colors.

See also: Japanese TV 1994: Dry Ice Esthetic Machine Demonstration Video

DPRK's Female Soldiers on Women's Day

North Korea is undergoing some rapid changes nowadays! Just last month we discovered some North Korean accordian players in a spirited group performance of A-ha's "Take on Me." And today we found some DPRK female soldiers celebrating International Women's Day by marching in synch with Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun." Check it out:



Also we recently discovered that, in fact, Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop! Furthermore according to our Japan-based illuminati insider here is the real truth about the song "Take on Me":

"North Korea is best Korea. This is the peoples song. This "group", a-ha, stole it from poor struggling North Korean peasants, who have sung it for the last 1000 years. It was suppressed by the imperial powers and just recently perfected."

Could the same be true about Cyndi Lauper and her hit song "Girls Just Want To Have Fun?" After all it is well known that both A-ha and Cyndi Lauper have never performed live in Best Korea! Coincidence? And don't forget North Korea's world-wide smash hit Fucking USA. Many viewers still write in asking about that video. The mystery continues.

Anyway, here's wishing all the beautiful North Korean female soldiers a very happy International Women's Day!

Related: Coming Soon: Battlefield North Korea

Conan O'Brien vs. Copycat Chinese TV Show 2

Via Team Coco March 5. 2012

Just over a week ago, Conan O'Brien discovered a blatant copyright infringement of his show's opening animation by a Chinese talk show known as “Da Peng’s Chatter.” Then Conan and his production team responded in a tongue-in-cheek comic style by showing the two opening sequences side by side and then claiming:

"What is that? That's insane. That's madness. And to make matters worse its a really weird show." And also "For years now China has been ripping off America with cheap knockoffs, right? ...Well China if you think you can rip off my show, I think I can rip off their show. And let's see how you like it."

Of course, the "Da Peng Chatter" team was watching and they did not get the "American Joke" so then they responded with this hilarious clip (click "CC" button for subtitles):



To which Conan and his team responded with this comic clip:



Well, it is said that "Comedy brings people together" so perhaps this comical exchange will continue. Let's hope so.

Also watch how Taiwan's Next Media Animation TV pokes some fun at the Western world.