Alternative Asian News TV Blog

4/12/12

Hentai Octopus Massage 'Outdo Human Touch' Health

Looks like a hot new hentai fashion health massage parlor in Tokyo, Japan, right?

Nope.

Actually the above photo is an ad for the Gintell store's new De'Aero Massage Chair in the Tropicana City Mall in Kuala Lampur, Malaysia.

Get one now and just sit back, relax and enjoy a healthy 'Outdo Human Touch' Octopus massage!

See also:

Botan: Japan's First Fellatio Feline

China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos

4/10/12

North Korea vs South Korea = Worst Korea

Just in time for the North Korean satellite launch, here is a very powerful anti-war film entitled "The Front Line" by director Jang Hun. Through the views of some breathtaking battle scenes and heavy human emotional portrayals during the end of the Korean War, this film shows us the futility and senseless fighting over one hill dividing the North and South Korean armies. Based on a true story, this film is NSFW and NSFL. It is in Korean with English subtitles and was Korea's entry for the Oscars' Best Foreign Film category in 2011. Viewer discretion is strongly advised:

4/8/12

Why Japan, Why? Because Japan!

Why Japan, Why? Because Japan! That is all.

4/5/12

Thailand Engrish Visa Instructions

4/3/12

Visit New North Korea Best Korea!

VISIT NEW NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA WITH NEW AND IMPROVED GREAT LEADER!! CALL NOW FOR YOUR NEW SPRING VACATION!

"You must visit us
We have luxury bus
Many new sites to see
No more scary times.
Now just for recreation
You very safe
Four star everything
Must come now
Just for recreation."

April 15th 2012 is the 100th anniversary of the birth of national founder and eternal President Kim Il Sung. The occasion will be marked by Mass Games performance, the Kimilsungia flower show, child prodigy classic guitar exposition where 1,500 synchronized child guitarists will play classical works composed by the great leader for an entire 48 hours. 2012 Mass Games will also include two hour gymnastic and socialist realism extravaganzas featuring 100,000 synchronized gymnasts inside the world's largest stadium and will be performed every evening except Sundays. Streaming access to portions of all of these events will be provided through the Punch! ipad application and was made possible through an unprecedented creative visionary collaboration between a sovereign nation and an American technology company.

Contact North Korea Tours for more information on this new travel campaign.

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