Julie Watai's 2012 Calendar

OK all you otakus and weaboos get ready! Julie Watai has just now released her new 2012 Hardware Girls calendar. This is on sale now, but for some unexplained reason, this calendar doesn't start until the first of April.(?) Complexity Level: Asian



Get Julie-san's new calendar here.

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Julie Watai Electrical Engineer/Maid Photo

Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos

Via cbsnews.com January 29, 2012

Because of the rapid and ongoing evolution of the internet, many mainstream news media organizations are now facing sharp declines in viewer ratings and credibility. As a response to that problem, CBS News has broadened their run-of-the-mill news coverage to include WTF Japan in their recent report about Japan's very own Photographer Hal and his popular work of WTF photographs of plastic-wrapped people:





Photographer Hal devised this series in which he asked couples if they would be sealed in a plastic futon bag together while showing themselves as individuals and positioned as couples.

You can see many more interesting photos in this series at Photographer Hal's website

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North Korean Laborers in Siberia

As mentioned earlier in the North Korean Slaves in Russia post, here is the funny and bizzare short documentary in which we are taken deep into Siberia by Shane Smith and Journeyman Pictures. Once there they try to meet and talk to some North Korean laborers working in the area.



See also: Canadian DPRK Documentary "The Defector"

Why, China Why? Because China #2

As everyone knows that Old Internets is best Internets, here is another well-known web photo that asks the eternal question "Why, China Why?" And then answers it with the universal reply of "Because China":



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What A Wonderful World Photo

Via Yahoo News Best images from the week of January 27th

Here is a very cool shot of NASA's recent high resolution (8000 x 8000 pixels) photo of the “Blue Marble.” To date, this is the highest resolution photograph taken of the earth by NASA's newest earth-observing satellite Suomi NPP:



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Stop The Global ACTA Treaty!

Via Avaz.org Posted: 25 January 2012

Last week, 3 million of us beat back America's attack on our Internet! --- but there is an even bigger threat out there, and our global movement for freedom online is perfectly poised to kill it for good.

ACTA - a global treaty - could allow corporations to censor the Internet. Negotiated in secret by a small number of rich countries and corporate powers, it would set up a shadowy new anti-counterfeiting body to allow private interests to police everything that we do online and impose massive penalties -- even prison sentences -- against people they say have harmed their business.

Please sign the Avaz.org petition!

Japan's Sacred Gaijin Hierarchy

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Note: I didn't create this and, of course, it's not exactly correct. Just regurgitating the latest funny papers.

See much more about Japan's Gods among men at FACKED GAIJIN.

Happy Chinese New Year 2012!

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Cute Japanese Air Force Fighter

Here is a recent photo of a "cute" Japanese Air Force Fighter. That is all.



Actually, this is from Bandai's popular Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation video game.

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Japan's Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game

Last year we were introduced to Japan's new Forever Alone Karaoke in Tokyo and Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model and don't forget Japan's New Communication w/ Yourself Invention. But now, game maker Sega brings us this Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game! And here is a short, close up clip of this latest forever alone creation:



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Learn Chinese From Sexy Lesbians

So you want to learn another language and especially an Asian language. But you're not sure which one Japanese? Chinese? Korean? All of them are difficult and each one requires many years of study in order to masterbate. Maybe you're worried about that high learning curve.

Well, now all of your worries are over as it is time for you to "dive right into" the first lesson of sexy Mandarin with two smoking hot Chinese lesbians:

Note: This video may not be safe for work. (NSFW)



And forgetting your homework will result in an extra one hour detention after class. ;O)

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NMA TV on The Megaupload Bust

The very funny and ever reliable NMA.TV has just now weighed in on yesterday's shutdown of Megaupload.com and the arrest of its founder Kim Dotcom:



See more hilarious news updates at Next Media News Animation TV

STOP SOPA!

Tell Congress: STOP SOPA! SAVE THE INTERNET!

STOP PROTECT IP-SOPA BILL NOW!

Family Guy on Chinese vs Japanese People

In a recent episode of the Family Guy a big difference between Chinese and Japanese people was revealed:



See also: Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

Early Japanese Tentacle Sex TV Commercial

Why, China Why? Because China

Similar to "TIJ" or "This is Japan", recently the phrase "Because China" has been coined in order to explain the numerous questions of "Why, China Why?" For example, via the all new website Because China we now have this:



Mr T says "Why China"?--This is the way they built it."




Another Example: WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School

Japanese Girls Still Sucking Door Knobs

Some call it soft porn, others call it WTF art. But whatever you call it our favorite Japanese photographer tomorokoshi still has his crew of young Japanese girls sucking on door knobs:





See more of tomorokoshi's photograhy.

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Proof That The World Was Made In Japan

Via Atheist Pictures Here is 'scientific' proof that the world was "Made in Japan" in 1887:



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Taiwan's Take on Tim Tebow

Most likely if you follow sports, you have already heard about Tim Tebow and his remarkable overtime winning touchdown pass to Demaryius Thomas to lead the Denver Broncos over the Pittsburg Steelers 29-23 on Sunday. And unless you live in North Korea, you also heard about the strange connections to The Bible verse John 3:16 in that game:

"OK, so we're not quite done yet. As our brilliant commenters point out below, Tebow completed 10 passes. That means he averaged 31.6 yards per pass. His final pass was to Thomas who just happens to have been born on Christmas Day."

"Oh and this: the Steelers-Broncos game was the most-watched wild-card game since 1988. In the final quarter-hour, the overnight rating was 31.6. Weird stuff man, weird stuff."

"As it turns out, the lone interception thrown in the game on Sunday night came from Ben Roethlisberger. What down and distance were involved when he threw it? Third and 16. Of course."

But you may not have heard of or seen Taiwan's Take on Tim Tebow via the world's funniest news organization Next Media Animation TV:



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