This blog offers selected features of alternative Asian TV segments, news stories, editorials, photos and more from Japan, Korea, India, China and many other Asian countries. This blog also includes some WTF Japanese, North Korean online videos, entertainment news, beautiful Chinese and Japanese models, and much more.
2/1/12
Toyota Camry Super Bowl Commercial
With the Super Bowl this weekend, it seems as though more and more sponsors are releasing their halftime commercials in advance. But maybe you don't like football, or you could less about the game. Or maybe you hate TV commercials. However, everyone loves the bowl's halftime commercials and this new Toyota Camry commercial is really a winner. Check it out:
See also: Chinese Cop On The Hood of a Speeding Car!
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1/31/12
Japan's New WTF "Face Slimmer" Plus Alpha
At first look, this appears to be a Dutch Wife mouthpiece or some kind of S&M bondage gear. But, believe it or not, this new Japanese "Face Slimmer" invention is for real.
A fairly well-known Japanese cosmetic company named Glim started marketing this product at the end of last year. As for WTF is it, the following explanation may not make much sense, but here we go.
First of all, according to the directions, one is to get into a bathtub(?) and then put the Face Slimmer in their mouth:
Then one is to repeat out loud the Japanese vowel sounds - "a i u e o"
『あ い う え お』 for three (3) minutes a day everyday for the rest of one's life.
Apparently by doing that kind of exercise, both women and men (one size fits all) can strengthen their lips and facial muscles, prevent wrinkles and reshape their visage into the popular "Duck Face"(?) Mmmmkaaaaay, well for more confusion on all of this please read the Google Engrish Generated page.
Get yours now at Rakuten!
But wait. There's more!
From the makers of the well-known but useless Hana Hana contraption also known as the Japanese NOSE ELECTROCUTION! comes the all-new "Facial Lift Atonce":
Using this one is easy and it does not require a bathtub. Simply put the Facial Lift Atonce in your mouth, turn it on, it vibrates a complete 360 degrees and then by some kind of magical power, one then gets a facelift.(?) The directions say that this exercise should also be done three (3) minutes a day everyday for the rest of one's life. This product is also known as "A Face Lift in a Bottle" which apparently produces a very similar effect on men as that of beer goggles. O.O
Related:
Japanese Cats Ears For "Communication"
Bathtub Girl iPhone Case From Japan Of Course
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Japan,
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1/30/12
OH! Mikey: "Our New Life in Japan"
One of the very funniest Japanese TV shows ever is known as "OH! Mikey". This show started out in the year 2000 as segments on the very popular Vermilion Pleasure Night. Soon afterwards it became a popular late night comedy television show on its own. Here is the first episode entitled "Our New Life in Japan" (includes English subtitles):
Related: Funny Japanese TV: "Oh Mikey!"
Vermillion Pleasure Night "Midnight Cooking"
Related: Funny Japanese TV: "Oh Mikey!"
Vermillion Pleasure Night "Midnight Cooking"
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Japanese,
Oh Mikey,
popular,
Vermilion Pleasure Night
Julie Watai's 2012 Calendar
OK all you otakus and weaboos get ready! Julie Watai has just now released her new 2012 Hardware Girls calendar. This is on sale now, but for some unexplained reason, this calendar doesn't start until the first of April.(?) Complexity Level: Asian
Get Julie-san's new calendar here.
Related: Julie Watai's Furby Toy Video
Julie Watai Electrical Engineer/Maid Photo
Get Julie-san's new calendar here.
Related: Julie Watai's Furby Toy Video
Julie Watai Electrical Engineer/Maid Photo
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Japan,
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1/29/12
Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos
Via cbsnews.com January 29, 2012
Because of the rapid and ongoing evolution of the internet, many mainstream news media organizations are now facing sharp declines in viewer ratings and credibility. As a response to that problem, CBS News has broadened their run-of-the-mill news coverage to include WTF Japan in their recent report about Japan's very own Photographer Hal and his popular work of WTF photographs of plastic-wrapped people:
Photographer Hal devised this series in which he asked couples if they would be sealed in a plastic futon bag together while showing themselves as individuals and positioned as couples.
You can see many more interesting photos in this series at Photographer Hal's website
Related: Japanese Girls Still Sucking Door Knobs
Because of the rapid and ongoing evolution of the internet, many mainstream news media organizations are now facing sharp declines in viewer ratings and credibility. As a response to that problem, CBS News has broadened their run-of-the-mill news coverage to include WTF Japan in their recent report about Japan's very own Photographer Hal and his popular work of WTF photographs of plastic-wrapped people:
Photographer Hal devised this series in which he asked couples if they would be sealed in a plastic futon bag together while showing themselves as individuals and positioned as couples.
You can see many more interesting photos in this series at Photographer Hal's website
Related: Japanese Girls Still Sucking Door Knobs
1/28/12
North Korean Laborers in Siberia
As mentioned earlier in the North Korean Slaves in Russia post, here is the funny and bizzare short documentary in which we are taken deep into Siberia by Shane Smith and Journeyman Pictures. Once there they try to meet and talk to some North Korean laborers working in the area.
See also: Canadian DPRK Documentary "The Defector"
See also: Canadian DPRK Documentary "The Defector"
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documentary,
journeyman pictures,
laborers,
movie,
north korean,
Russia,
Shane Smith,
Siberia,
WTF
1/27/12
Why, China Why? Because China #2
As everyone knows that Old Internets is best Internets, here is another well-known web photo that asks the eternal question "Why, China Why?" And then answers it with the universal reply of "Because China":
Related: Why, China Why? Because China
Related: Why, China Why? Because China
1/26/12
What A Wonderful World Photo
Via Yahoo News Best images from the week of January 27th
Here is a very cool shot of NASA's recent high resolution (8000 x 8000 pixels) photo of the “Blue Marble.” To date, this is the highest resolution photograph taken of the earth by NASA's newest earth-observing satellite Suomi NPP:
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Related: Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones in Outer Space
Here is a very cool shot of NASA's recent high resolution (8000 x 8000 pixels) photo of the “Blue Marble.” To date, this is the highest resolution photograph taken of the earth by NASA's newest earth-observing satellite Suomi NPP:
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Related: Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones in Outer Space
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Suomi NPP,
what a wonderful world
Stop The Global ACTA Treaty!
Via Avaz.org Posted: 25 January 2012
Please sign the Avaz.org petition!
Last week, 3 million of us beat back America's attack on our Internet! --- but there is an even bigger threat out there, and our global movement for freedom online is perfectly poised to kill it for good.
ACTA - a global treaty - could allow corporations to censor the Internet. Negotiated in secret by a small number of rich countries and corporate powers, it would set up a shadowy new anti-counterfeiting body to allow private interests to police everything that we do online and impose massive penalties -- even prison sentences -- against people they say have harmed their business.
Please sign the Avaz.org petition!
Japan's Sacred Gaijin Hierarchy
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Note: I didn't create this and, of course, it's not exactly correct. Just regurgitating the latest funny papers.
See much more about Japan's Gods among men at FACKED GAIJIN.
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Note: I didn't create this and, of course, it's not exactly correct. Just regurgitating the latest funny papers.
See much more about Japan's Gods among men at FACKED GAIJIN.
1/23/12
Cute Japanese Air Force Fighter
Here is a recent photo of a "cute" Japanese Air Force Fighter. That is all.
Actually, this is from Bandai's popular Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation video game.
Related: Tokyo's Governor Drops A Nuclear Bomb
Actually, this is from Bandai's popular Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation video game.
Related: Tokyo's Governor Drops A Nuclear Bomb
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Bandai,
cute,
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funny,
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WTF
1/22/12
Japan's Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game
Last year we were introduced to Japan's new Forever Alone Karaoke in Tokyo and Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model and don't forget Japan's New Communication w/ Yourself Invention. But now, game maker Sega brings us this Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game! And here is a short, close up clip of this latest forever alone creation:
Related:
Japanese Forever Alone Baseball in Space
Japan's Horse Racing Dating Game
Related:
Japanese Forever Alone Baseball in Space
Japan's Horse Racing Dating Game
1/21/12
Learn Chinese From Sexy Lesbians
So you want to learn another language and especially an Asian language. But you're not sure which one Japanese? Chinese? Korean? All of them are difficult and each one requires many years of study in order to master
Well, now all of your worries are over as it is time for you to "dive right into" the first lesson of sexy Mandarin with two smoking hot Chinese lesbians:
Note: This video may not be safe for work. (NSFW)
And forgetting your homework will result in an extra one hour detention after class. ;O)
Related: Japanese Engrish Teacher Teaches Engrish
1/20/12
NMA TV on The Megaupload Bust
The very funny and ever reliable NMA.TV has just now weighed in on yesterday's shutdown of Megaupload.com and the arrest of its founder Kim Dotcom:
See more hilarious news updates at Next Media News Animation TV
See more hilarious news updates at Next Media News Animation TV
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3D animation,
funny,
Internet,
kim dotcom,
megaupload,
news,
nma tv
1/18/12
1/17/12
Family Guy on Chinese vs Japanese People
In a recent episode of the Family Guy a big difference between Chinese and Japanese people was revealed:
See also: Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish
Early Japanese Tentacle Sex TV Commercial
See also: Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish
Early Japanese Tentacle Sex TV Commercial
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chinese,
episode,
family guy,
funny,
hilarious,
hit tv series,
Japanese,
WTF
1/15/12
Why, China Why? Because China
Similar to "TIJ" or "This is Japan", recently the phrase "Because China" has been coined in order to explain the numerous questions of "Why, China Why?" For example, via the all new website Because China we now have this:
Mr T says "Why China"?--This is the way they built it."
Another Example: WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School
Mr T says "Why China"?--This is the way they built it."
Another Example: WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School
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Because China,
china,
Japan,
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This Is Japan,
TIJ,
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