WTF UFC 144 Japanese Anime Commercial

In case you missed it, UFC 144 Edgar vs Henderson will be held this Saturday at Japan's Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan. Featured on the card will be Frankie "The Answer" Edgar vs Smooth Ben Henderson in a Lightweight Championship bout. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson will fight Ryan "Darth" Bader in a Lightweight matchup. In the Heavyweight division Mark "Super Samoan" Hunt will go against Cheick "Kingo" Kongo. This should be a very exciting fight night in Japan!

Below is the recently released Japanese UFC 144 Anime TV commercial which is so full of 'WTF' and 'Only in Japan' it now unofficially ranks as the ultimate UFC promo ever seen! Listen closely for these lyrics at 0:15 : "Hey Hey Let's Go Kickassu, Taisetsuna mono protect my balls!" or "Hey Hey Let's go kick ass but most important is to protect my balls!" Also in the chorus they repeat "Let's Fighting Love!" You gotta love it! Check it out:



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China Releases Photos of Alien Moon Base

Via The Canadian National Newspaper 20 February 2012 Compiled by Scott C. Warring

Last week on February 14th Youtube user StephenHannardADGU posted this footage of an alleged alien moon base and reported that this image was one of many taken by China's new Chang'e 2 moon orbiter. And according to Dr. Michael Salla "there is a Military Industrial Extraterrestrial Complex or MIEC, and that Earth is being assmiliated by an alien agenda which also operates on Earth's Moon." StephenHannardADGU also claims that there are many more similar HD images that will soon be released by the China National Space Administration (CNSA). He also claims that those photos will prove the existence of extraterrestrial life on the moon. This news may be true and we'll be eagerly awaiting to see the other new photos.

Note: According to StephenHannardADGU:

"The narration by Karl Wolf has nothing to do with the images in this video. I included the narration by Karl Wolf merely to help the viewer realise that the cover-up by NASA concerning Alien structures on the Moon has been going on for decades".

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Tokyo Auto Salon Models 2012

In Japan last month the Tokyo Auto Salon 2012 was held in Makuhari Messe, Chiba City. This annual event is quite popular throughout the world. A videographer who goes by the handle of bw2046 filmed some of this year's Japanese bikini models from the JLug Car Magazine:



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Somewhere in Southern Taiwan...

...you'll find this heavenly view on a hiking trail in Chiayi County:



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Japanese Guitar Girl vs Van Halen

A common practice amongst Japanese folks is to make up a new contest for just about everything possible. This custom is based on the Japanese "fighting spirit" tradition and the practice of traditional martial arts through the centuries. So we decided to create a new Youtube video contest featuring a faceless Japanese Guitar Girl known as 17586063 in a very close match up against Van Halen. This challenge features both playing the hit song "Judgement Day" from the For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album. So here they are via Youtube doubler:

After watching both clips, who do you think the winner is?

Be sure not to miss Van Halen on their current 2012 world tour.

If you can read Japanese, check out our favorite guitar girl's blog.

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New Collage Artwork by Rex Ray

Released just today, here is a very beautiful and awesome new collage artwork done by the one and only Mr. Rex Ray:



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New Julie Watai Hardware Girls Magazine

Now on sale at Amazon.co.jp be sure to get the latest issue of the Hardware Girls Magazine featuring Julie Watai and all of her hot model friends! This just went on sale today.(Japanese only)



This issue also includes a chiptunes music CD. You can see the track listing on the Akiba Blog.

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Jackie Chan Fights Like a Boss in "1911"

Here is a short but very cool fight scene from last year's film "1911." Here we see the invincible Jackie Chan tell three bad guys what time it is just like a boss:



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China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos

Via Buzzfeed 2-15-12

Just in time for those forever alone post Valentine's Day blues, here are some NSFW and not so fappy photos from a Chinese Sex Toy Factory:





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Fappy Valentine's Day w/ Hina Yamamoto

OK guys, let's all have a very fappy valentine's day with the beautiful Hina Yamamoto 山本陽菜:



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See more about this gravure idol here Hina Yamamoto 山本陽菜 on Amazon.co.jp (Japanese only).

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NMA TV on Facebook's David Choe

Most likely, you have recently heard a lot about Facebook artist and stockholder David Choe. On last week's NSFW Howard Stern show he talked about his very colorful career as a gambler and graffiti artist. And now he is featured in a truly hilarious 3D animation news clip by Taiwan's Next Media Animation TV:



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North Korean Documentary "Kimjongilia"

Perhaps one of the best documentaries on North Korea, here is Kimjongilia - The Movie . This full-length film gives us an in-depth look at the inhumane concentration camps, the brainwashing of the people, the arrests and murders of so many relatives, and the harrowing tales of escape as told by many defectors from the D.P.R.K. "Kimjongilia - The Movie " exposes the tragedy of one of the world's worst human rights disasters - North Korea.




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Tommy Lee Jones' Final Boss Coffee CM ???

For the past six years, Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones has starred in many very funny Suntory Boss Coffee Japanese TV commercials. All of them were very popular in Japan and Tommy Lee was, literally, seen everywhere throughout the nation on many vending machines. But now it appears as though this series has come to an end. In this seemingly final episode, TLJ appears as a doctor with magical powers who ends up being deported sailing away in a boat with local municipal authorities.



But who knows? Maybe the "Space Alien" will return to Japan again soon.

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Why Kim Jong-Un is Immortal

Via Meme Generator

The new "Outstanding Leader" looks much like his forever alone lasting grandfather Kim Il-Sung and, of course, his eternal "Dear Leader" father Kim Jong-Il. So part of it all is based on natural genetics. But here is the real reason why Kim Jong-Un survived yesterday's assassination attempt and showed the world how he is, in fact, an immortal warrior of the celestial sun:



See more about the great powers of the Supreme Eater at Kim Jong-Fun.

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Makoto Wada Anti Nuclear Poster

Via Ex-Skf February 11, 2012

In a similar style of protest art first seen by Tokyo's Chim↑Pom‬, Japan's famous graphic designer, illustrator and film director Makoto Wada recently exhibited his own anti-nuclear poster. And apparently this has created quite a backlash within Japan's social media networks.



See more anti-nuclear protest art posters at 反原発ポスター展 NO MORE FUKUSHIMA.

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Meanwhile on Japanese TV...

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This Japanese TV comic skit is somewhat similar:




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What else can I say? I'm Lovin' It!



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Chinese Shopping Cart Transport Video

Here is a short clip that shows how shopping carts are transported in a supermarket in Harbin, China.



Why? Because China.


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