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Visit New North Korea Best Korea!

VISIT NEW NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA WITH NEW AND IMPROVED GREAT LEADER!! CALL NOW FOR YOUR NEW SPRING VACATION!

"You must visit us
We have luxury bus
Many new sites to see
No more scary times.
Now just for recreation
You very safe
Four star everything
Must come now
Just for recreation."

April 15th 2012 is the 100th anniversary of the birth of national founder and eternal President Kim Il Sung. The occasion will be marked by Mass Games performance, the Kimilsungia flower show, child prodigy classic guitar exposition where 1,500 synchronized child guitarists will play classical works composed by the great leader for an entire 48 hours. 2012 Mass Games will also include two hour gymnastic and socialist realism extravaganzas featuring 100,000 synchronized gymnasts inside the world's largest stadium and will be performed every evening except Sundays. Streaming access to portions of all of these events will be provided through the Punch! ipad application and was made possible through an unprecedented creative visionary collaboration between a sovereign nation and an American technology company.

Contact North Korea Tours for more information on this new travel campaign.






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Japan's Forever Alone Kissing Poster

Via Diginfo TV April 2, 2012

Remember last year when the development of Japanese Cats Ears For "Communication" aka "Necomimi" was revealed? Or how about Japan's Teledildonic kiss transmission device? Well now Keio University has unveiled a new prototype of their Forever Alone Kissing Poster aka "Pochiter." This interactive poster senses the distance of a person from itself and then reacts with a kiss and then a blush! Check out the below video and remember that this is NOT an April's fools joke:



"The current system only produces visual changes, but we could also include the scent of shampoo from the person's hair, or a lemon-flavored film on the lips, or a speaker that whispers "I love you." People who've tried this system advised us to do those things, so we think there's still plenty to be done. We've learned a lot from talking to users."

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China's Forever Alone Toy Robots

Just released yesterday by Lawrence Chen Films, here is a very cute and somewhat sad short film entitled "Made in China." This mini movie depicts the birth, onset of self awareness, forever alone lifestyle and the ultimate Entombment of a Machine. Check it out:



"Made in China" was created by the following film crew:

Director and DP: Lawrence Chen
Writers: Lawrence Chen and Hagan Wong
Producer: Tiffany Shi
1st AD and AC: Eddie Chen
Operators: Eddie Chen and Michael Chang
Production Coordinator: Michael Chang
Editors: Lawrence Chen and Hagan Wong
Music: Ryan King

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Mayu of Cutie Pai by Julie Watai

Just released today here is another amazing Julie Watai photo of Mayu from the anime music/techno pop idol group Cutie Pai. Julie Watai is an active member of the Cutie Pai unit under the name of "Eye Taso" or 「あいタソ」.



Here is Cutie Pai's winning performance of "Music Rendezvous" ミュージック・ランデヴー on the popular Japanese TV Show "Idol Heaven Tournament Nuki Ten" 勝ち抜き！アイドル天国！！ヌキ天:



Be sure to pick up a Cutie Pai CD on Amazon!

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Tibetan Jamphel Yeshi Self Immolates in India

Via Huffington Post 03/26/2012

Yesterday in New Dehli, India 26-year-old Tibetan exile Jamphel Yeshi self immolated and ran screaming for about 50 yards as a protest against the Chinese government and President Hu Jintao's upcoming visit to India. After Yeshi collapsed, other anti-China protesters put out the fire with Tibetan flags and water. He was taken to a hospital and is now in critical condition with burns over 98% of his body. Since 2009, there have been 30 similar types of self immolation protests in Tibet and Beijing. Below is a shocking NSFW/NSFL video of this incident:





Jamphel Yeshi runs screaming after he was engulfed in flames by his self immolation protest yesterday March 26, 2012 in India.

UPDATE: In Death, Jamphel Yeshi Has Become the Face of Tibetan Dissent 3-28-12

Jamphel Yeshi, a Tibetan exile who set himself on fire to protest Chinese rule, died from his burns in New Delhi on Wednesday--and has now become the symbol and a martyr for Tibetan suffering. "In the early evening, more than 200 people walked through the town center waving Tibetan flags and carrying banners that proclaimed Jamphel Yeshi, who died on Wednesday, a martyr," reports The New York Times' Edward Wong in Dharamasala, India. Continued...

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Botan: Japan's First Fellatio Feline

Via Vice.com March 24, 2012

Everyone knows that Japan is filled with love hotels, massage parlors, cabaret clubs, way too much Hello Kitty and nowadays some very popular forever alone cat clubs. But today we discovered Japan's first fellatio feline named "Botan":



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ABOVE CAPTION: "Botan (female) has the strange tendency to suck on her younger brother’s dick, which she mistakes for her mother’s nipple. As a result, her brother can’t help pissing all over the place." O.O

M0AR...

In case you may now be wondering "WTF Japan," we found another cat from Japan attempting to perform fellatio on itself:



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Elevator Sign in North Korea/Best Korea

Here is a funny photo of an elevator sign in North Korea/Best Korea:



And don't miss the popular North Korean TV show The Elevator Girl:



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"Speed of Life" by David Bowie & Masayoshi Sukita

Via David Bowie (Official) For Immediate Release March 19, 2012

Genesis is proud to announce SPEED OF LIFE, the new publication born out of a 40-year collaboration between musician, actor and producer, David Bowie, and photographer and designer, Masayoshi Sukita.

In their fine bound edition, the authors have opened up Sukita's archives to assemble a 300-page photo essay which, captioned with their own recollections and memories, traces the development of Bowie's remarkable career from 1972 to the present day.

Here's an exclusive peek at one of the previously unpublished shots with accompanying caption from Bowie himself...

"So, let’s try a little Kabuki face. Well, it convinces me. With my make-up man Pierre La Roche, and the help of Kabuki star Tamasaburo, I braved the world of Kabuki make-up. The cupid lips made it back to the USA along with cherry coloured cheeks." - BOWIE

Be sure to order your copy today!

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"Star Wars Toy" Photo by Julie Watai

From the new Hardware Girls Magazine here is ‎a beautiful photo of Japanese model Namada entitled "Star Wars Toy" by photographer Julie Watai:



Purchase the new Hardware Girls Magazine and get a CD of Julie Watai's Chiptunes!

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Japanese Cherry Blossoms at Himeji Castle

Here is a beautiful photo of some Cherry Blossom trees near Himeji Castle in Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan:



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New Julie Watai Self Portrait

Just released today from the new Hardware Girls Magazine here is another amazing self portrait done by the very talented and very beautiful Julie Watai:



Be sure to get your copy today!

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"Seeking Asian Female" Movie Trailer

Via The Wall Street Journal Speakeasy March 12, 2012

Prior to placing an online order to Buy Your Chinese Bride on Ebay, we strongly recommend watching the movie "Seeking Asian Female." This documentary film is "a modern love story about Steven and Sandy -- an aging white man with "yellow fever" who is obsessed with marrying any Asian woman, and the young Chinese bride he finds online." Here is the trailer:



This film is now showing at the South By Southwest Film Festival in Austin, Texas.

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Buy Your Chinese Bride on Ebay Now!

Lonely? Tired of Western women? Had enough of Chinese sex dolls? Got a heavy case of Yellow Fever? Well, today is your lucky day as there are now over 10 Chinese brides available on Ebay! That's right you're just a couple clicks and $4,999.00 away from a getting a happy wife from China:



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Japanese Cherry Blossoms Near Mt. Fuji

Coming soon to Japan here is a beautiful photo of some Cherry Blossom trees near Mt. Fuji:



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WTF Fu King Chinese Restaurant

In early January of this year we discovered the very popular Japanese Fuckin' Department Store Sale. Then on the very next day we learned that Japan is Going Fuckin Crazy! And today one reader wrote in about this new funny OMFG discovery:



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Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel Demo Video

As each day passes now we see more and more Signs of The Coming Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, wars, radiation, economic collapse, solar storms, alien UFO invasions etc. all seem to be happening much more often now than ever before.

But fear not as today we discovered the one tool which could save the world: The Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel:



Be sure to order yours now! Available in camouflage green and other colors.

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DPRK's Female Soldiers on Women's Day

North Korea is undergoing some rapid changes nowadays! Just last month we discovered some North Korean accordian players in a spirited group performance of A-ha's "Take on Me." And today we found some DPRK female soldiers celebrating International Women's Day by marching in synch with Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun." Check it out:



Also we recently discovered that, in fact, Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop! Furthermore according to our Japan-based illuminati insider here is the real truth about the song "Take on Me":

"North Korea is best Korea. This is the peoples song. This "group", a-ha, stole it from poor struggling North Korean peasants, who have sung it for the last 1000 years. It was suppressed by the imperial powers and just recently perfected."

Could the same be true about Cyndi Lauper and her hit song "Girls Just Want To Have Fun?" After all it is well known that both A-ha and Cyndi Lauper have never performed live in Best Korea! Coincidence? And don't forget North Korea's world-wide smash hit Fucking USA. Many viewers still write in asking about that video. The mystery continues.

Anyway, here's wishing all the beautiful North Korean female soldiers a very happy International Women's Day!

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