1/21/12

Learn Chinese From Sexy Lesbians

Learn Chinese From Sexy Lesbians

So you want to learn another language and especially an Asian language. But you're not sure which one Japanese? Chinese? Korean? All of them are difficult and each one requires many years of study in order to masterbate. Maybe you're worried about that high learning curve.

Well, now all of your worries are over as it is time for you to "dive right into" the first lesson of sexy Mandarin with two smoking hot Chinese lesbians:

Note: This video may not be safe for work. (NSFW)



And forgetting your homework will result in an extra one hour detention after class. ;O)

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1/20/12

NMA TV on The Megaupload Bust

The very funny and ever reliable NMA.TV has just now weighed in on yesterday's shutdown of Megaupload.com and the arrest of its founder Kim Dotcom:



See more hilarious news updates at Next Media News Animation TV

1/15/12

Why, China Why? Because China

Similar to "TIJ" or "This is Japan", recently the phrase "Because China" has been coined in order to explain the numerous questions of "Why, China Why?" For example, via the all new website Because China we now have this:

Because China

Mr T says "Why China"?--This is the way they built it."




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1/12/12

Japanese Girls Still Sucking Door Knobs

Some call it soft porn, others call it WTF art. But whatever you call it our favorite Japanese photographer tomorokoshi still has his crew of young Japanese girls sucking on door knobs:

Japanese Girls Still Licking Doorknobs

Japanese Girls Still Licking Doorknobs

See more of tomorokoshi's photograhy.

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1/10/12

Taiwan's Take on Tim Tebow



Most likely if you follow sports, you have already heard about Tim Tebow and his remarkable overtime winning touchdown pass to Demaryius Thomas to lead the Denver Broncos over the Pittsburg Steelers 29-23 on Sunday. And unless you live in North Korea, you also heard about the strange connections to The Bible verse John 3:16 in that game:

"OK, so we're not quite done yet. As our brilliant commenters point out below, Tebow completed 10 passes. That means he averaged 31.6 yards per pass. His final pass was to Thomas who just happens to have been born on Christmas Day."

"Oh and this: the Steelers-Broncos game was the most-watched wild-card game since 1988. In the final quarter-hour, the overnight rating was 31.6. Weird stuff man, weird stuff."

"As it turns out, the lone interception thrown in the game on Sunday night came from Ben Roethlisberger. What down and distance were involved when he threw it? Third and 16. Of course."

But you may not have heard of or seen Taiwan's Take on Tim Tebow via the world's funniest news organization Next Media Animation TV:



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1/8/12

WTF Hello Kitty Dream Home

For most people, you can never have enough Hello Kitty. But somewhere over the rainbow in China, one privileged family is living the dream:






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1/6/12

Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones in Outer Space

A couple of days ago, Suntory released another hilarious TV commercial for their popular Boss Coffee beverage starring Tommy Lee Jones as "A Space Alien in Outer Space." In this sixty second version, the New Year is celebrated all over the globe while Tommy Lee is working on his space ship when all of a sudden things go horribly wrong:



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1/5/12

Japan is Going "Fuckin'" Crazy!

In addition to being the world's #1 Superpower of WTF and Forever Alone, now it seems like Japan is starting to go "Fuckin'" Crazy:

Japan is Going Fuckin' Crazy

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1/4/12

Japanese Fuckin' Department Store Sale

"Seriously, this only happens in Japan. Not just any sale, it's a #$&@^' sale." By Zarina Yamaguchi - photographer:

Japanese Department Store Sale Photo by Zarina Yamaguchi

Japan is just so awesome. You can read more about this and see more photos here.

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NMA TV's 3D News Update on Iowa Caucus

NMA TV has shown once again that truth is stranger than fiction and comedy is just more truth and a whole lot of pain. Indeed, almost all of the Republicans have become funny cartoon characters and circus clowns! Here is their very funny update on yesterday's Iowa caucus:



And here is a very likely scenario that could happen. In October later this year, after Republican candidate Ron Paul has utterly destroyed Obama in all the national debates, his popularity will skyrocket and he'll become heavily favored to win the upcoming presidential election. And because the GOP hates that so much, all of a sudden, they create a false flag national emergency event of radical and rampant terrorism in the US. Of course, that "indefinitely postpones" the presidential election and the GOP screams "Impeach Obama Now!" But as the violence gets even worse, average Americans seize the opportunity by joining in and thus begins the long-awaited American Revolution #2. Self-appointed Generalissimo Obama attempts to enforce martial law. But the military is now ALL for Ron Paul and tanks start rolling up the White House lawn. D.C. is in CHAOS! In a mad panic the White House tries to evacuate but.....

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12/31/11

Genki Sudo's World Order on Japanese TV

Just a few days ago Genki Sudo's World Order made a brief appearance on one of Japan's longest running and most popular TV shows 笑っていいとも or "I Laugh With (Tamori)." This clip will probably be taken down soon so be sure to check out their performance:



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Japan vs NYC New Year's Celebration

Happy New Year! At last Santa's little elves have brought us 2012! Here is an old Japanese New Year Buddhist Ceremony Video doubled up with last year's NYC Times Square video. Which place would you rather be?:


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12/30/11

NMA TV's 3D North Korea Update

Recently, we witnessed the death of one of the world's most brutal dictators and the tragic loss of one of the internet's greatest memes in the passing of Kim Jong Il. Since then, there has not been much news from the DPRK. But Taiwan's venerable Next Media Animation TV released their 3D news update on The Dear Leader's Funeral and the current transition of leadership in North Korea:



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12/29/11

China's Operation Yao Ming

Ever wondered why China's basketball superstar Yao Ming became so tall? According to Time magazine, he was the result of a decades-long experiment that matched up athletes of extraordinary dimensions and abilities. Ming's father was 2.08 meters or about 6'9" tall and his mother was 1.88 (6'2") which is about a foot taller than the average Chinese man. When 'little' Ming was born he weighed over 5 Kg. (11 pounds) and was twice as large as the average male infant. Here's more on this story:

China's Operation Yao Ming

Continued...

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12/28/11

Is Japan a Racist Country?

The answer by most Japanese would be "No, there is only one race in Japan." And if one thinks about it that is technically a valid answer. But then one only has to watch TV Osaka's long-running きらきらアフロ2011 or "Glistening Afro" television show and you may see some 'comic' scenes like this:



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