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2/17/12

New Collage Artwork by Rex Ray

Released just today, here is a very beautiful and awesome new collage artwork done by the one and only Mr. Rex Ray:

See also: Rex Ray Clowns

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Art Review: Rex Ray Clowns

Rex Ray to Rob Pongi: "FU"

New Julie Watai Hardware Girls Magazine

Now on sale at Amazon.co.jp be sure to get the latest issue of the Hardware Girls Magazine featuring Julie Watai and all of her hot model friends! This just went on sale today.(Japanese only)

This issue also includes a chiptunes music CD. You can see the track listing on the Akiba Blog.

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Julie Watai's 2012 Calendar

Julie Watai Electrical Engineer/Maid Photo

Julie Watai's Furby Toy Video

2/15/12

Jackie Chan Fights Like a Boss in "1911"

Here is a short but very cool fight scene from last year's film "1911." Here we see the invincible Jackie Chan tell three bad guys what time it is just like a boss:

See also: Tommy Lee Jones Acts Like a Boss for Suntory

China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos

Via Buzzfeed 2-15-12

Just in time for those forever alone post Valentine's Day blues, here are some NSFW and not so fappy photos from a Chinese Sex Toy Factory:

2/14/12

Fappy Valentine's Day w/ Hina Yamamoto

OK guys, let's all have a very fappy valentine's day with the beautiful Hina Yamamoto 山本陽菜:

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See more about this gravure idol here Hina Yamamoto 山本陽菜 on Amazon.co.jp (Japanese only).

See also: "Shadow Woman" by Rob Pongi

NMA TV on Facebook's David Choe

Most likely, you have recently heard a lot about Facebook artist and stockholder David Choe. On last week's NSFW Howard Stern show he talked about his very colorful career as a gambler and graffiti artist. And now he is featured in a truly hilarious 3D animation news clip by Taiwan's Next Media Animation TV:

See also: Liu Bolin: China's #1 'Forever Alone' Artist

Art Review: "Rex Ray Clowns"

2/13/12

North Korean Documentary "Kimjongilia"

Perhaps one of the best documentaries on North Korea, here is Kimjongilia - The Movie . This full-length film gives us an in-depth look at the inhumane concentration camps, the brainwashing of the people, the arrests and murders of so many relatives, and the harrowing tales of escape as told by many defectors from the D.P.R.K. "Kimjongilia - The Movie " exposes the tragedy of one of the world's worst human rights disasters - North Korea.

Related: Canadian DPRK Documentary "The Defector"

See also: North Korean Laborers in Siberia

2/12/12

Tommy Lee Jones' Final Boss Coffee CM ???

For the past six years, Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones has starred in many very funny Suntory Boss Coffee Japanese TV commercials. All of them were very popular in Japan and Tommy Lee was, literally, seen everywhere throughout the nation on many vending machines. But now it appears as though this series has come to an end. In this seemingly final episode, TLJ appears as a doctor with magical powers who ends up ~~being deported~~ sailing away in a boat with local municipal authorities.

But who knows? Maybe the "Space Alien" will return to Japan again soon.

Related: Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones in Outer Space

Tommy Lee Jones Acts Like a Boss for Suntory

2/11/12

Why Kim Jong-Un is Immortal

Via Meme Generator

The new "Outstanding Leader" looks much like his forever ~~alone~~ lasting grandfather Kim Il-Sung and, of course, his eternal "Dear Leader" father Kim Jong-Il. So part of it all is based on natural genetics. But here is the real reason why Kim Jong-Un survived yesterday's assassination attempt and showed the world how he is, in fact, an immortal warrior of the celestial sun:

See more about the great powers of the Supreme Eater at Kim Jong-Fun.

Flash Update from our Asian News Desk:

Makoto Wada Anti Nuclear Poster

Via Ex-Skf February 11, 2012

In a similar style of protest art first seen by Tokyo's Chim↑Pom‬, Japan's famous graphic designer, illustrator and film director Makoto Wada recently exhibited his own anti-nuclear poster. And apparently this has created quite a backlash within Japan's social media networks.

See more anti-nuclear protest art posters at 反原発ポスター展 NO MORE FUKUSHIMA.

Related: Japan's Chim↑Pom‬ 'Super Rats' Attack Tokyo

Mutant radioactive rats invade Shibuya Tokyo!

2/10/12

Meanwhile on Japanese TV...

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This Japanese TV comic skit is somewhat similar:

See also: OH! Mikey: "Our New Life in Japan"

2/9/12

Ronald McDonald's Sexy Japanese Girlfriend

What else can I say? I'm Lovin' It!

Chinese Shopping Cart Transport Video

Here is a short clip that shows how shopping carts are transported in a supermarket in Harbin, China.

Why? Because China.

See also: WTF Hello Kitty Dream Home

PBS Documentary "Nuclear Aftershocks"

In their popular show Frontline, PBS recently released a truly stunning documentary called "Nuclear Aftershocks." This documentary film presents an in-depth look at the Fukushima disaster. It includes previously unpublished footage and an accurate account of how it all happened. Nuclear Aftershocks also takes us to the US and Europe and questions the possibility of a Fukushima type disaster happening in the United States. Presented by Frontline correspondent Miles O'Brien.

See more interesting documentaries at Frontline. And don't miss Frontline's upcoming film "Inside Japan’s Nuclear Meltdown." Below is the trailer:

Watch Inside Japan's Nuclear Meltdown on PBS. See more from FRONTLINE.

2/8/12

Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop!

Via College Humor February 8, 2012

In this very educational demonstration video, Photoshop Project Manager Brian O'Neal Hughes shows us some tips on touching up publicity photos for the recent Great Leader's state funeral. He also reveals some other previously unknown secrets. Check it out:

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When Kim Jong Il was born...

NMA TV on Kim Jong Il's Death

See also: North Korean Version of "Take on Me"

2/7/12

Somewhere in Southern China...

...you'll find this picturesque village.

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See also: WTF Chinese Beach Party Dance Video!

2/6/12

Masturbation (Fapping) Illegal in China!

BREAKING: Masturbation (aka. "fapping") is now illegal in China. Why? Because China:

2/5/12

Yu Darvish Dating A Japanese Porn Star?

Via NMA TV/Apple Action News

Texas Ranger's new 60 million dollar man, Yu Darvish, has been reported to be dating a Japanese porn star with a G-cup sized bustline and an "electric tongue." It is suspected that this could be the one and only Kirara Asuka (NSFW). If this report is true it should not bother Darvish at all as he himself has posed nude in some Japanese women's magazines. Here is a news report from Taiwan on this latest development:

Note: Click on the CC button to turn on the English closed captions.

See also: Japanese Forever Alone Baseball in Space