Japan's Sacred Gaijin Hierarchy

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Note: I didn't create this and, of course, it's not exactly correct. Just regurgitating the latest funny papers.

See much more about Japan's Gods among men at FACKED GAIJIN.

Happy Chinese New Year 2012!

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Cute Japanese Air Force Fighter

Here is a recent photo of a "cute" Japanese Air Force Fighter. That is all.



Actually, this is from Bandai's popular Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation video game.

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Japan's Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game

Last year we were introduced to Japan's new Forever Alone Karaoke in Tokyo and Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model and don't forget Japan's New Communication w/ Yourself Invention. But now, game maker Sega brings us this Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game! And here is a short, close up clip of this latest forever alone creation:



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Learn Chinese From Sexy Lesbians

So you want to learn another language and especially an Asian language. But you're not sure which one Japanese? Chinese? Korean? All of them are difficult and each one requires many years of study in order to masterbate. Maybe you're worried about that high learning curve.

Well, now all of your worries are over as it is time for you to "dive right into" the first lesson of sexy Mandarin with two smoking hot Chinese lesbians:

Note: This video may not be safe for work. (NSFW)



And forgetting your homework will result in an extra one hour detention after class. ;O)

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NMA TV on The Megaupload Bust

The very funny and ever reliable NMA.TV has just now weighed in on yesterday's shutdown of Megaupload.com and the arrest of its founder Kim Dotcom:



See more hilarious news updates at Next Media News Animation TV

STOP SOPA!

Tell Congress: STOP SOPA! SAVE THE INTERNET!

STOP PROTECT IP-SOPA BILL NOW!

Family Guy on Chinese vs Japanese People

In a recent episode of the Family Guy a big difference between Chinese and Japanese people was revealed:



See also: Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

Early Japanese Tentacle Sex TV Commercial

Why, China Why? Because China

Similar to "TIJ" or "This is Japan", recently the phrase "Because China" has been coined in order to explain the numerous questions of "Why, China Why?" For example, via the all new website Because China we now have this:



Mr T says "Why China"?--This is the way they built it."




Another Example: WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School

Japanese Girls Still Sucking Door Knobs

Some call it soft porn, others call it WTF art. But whatever you call it our favorite Japanese photographer tomorokoshi still has his crew of young Japanese girls sucking on door knobs:





See more of tomorokoshi's photograhy.

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Proof That The World Was Made In Japan

Via Atheist Pictures Here is 'scientific' proof that the world was "Made in Japan" in 1887:



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Taiwan's Take on Tim Tebow

Most likely if you follow sports, you have already heard about Tim Tebow and his remarkable overtime winning touchdown pass to Demaryius Thomas to lead the Denver Broncos over the Pittsburg Steelers 29-23 on Sunday. And unless you live in North Korea, you also heard about the strange connections to The Bible verse John 3:16 in that game:

"OK, so we're not quite done yet. As our brilliant commenters point out below, Tebow completed 10 passes. That means he averaged 31.6 yards per pass. His final pass was to Thomas who just happens to have been born on Christmas Day."

"Oh and this: the Steelers-Broncos game was the most-watched wild-card game since 1988. In the final quarter-hour, the overnight rating was 31.6. Weird stuff man, weird stuff."

"As it turns out, the lone interception thrown in the game on Sunday night came from Ben Roethlisberger. What down and distance were involved when he threw it? Third and 16. Of course."

But you may not have heard of or seen Taiwan's Take on Tim Tebow via the world's funniest news organization Next Media Animation TV:



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WTF Hello Kitty Dream Home

For most people, you can never have enough Hello Kitty. But somewhere over the rainbow in China, one privileged family is living the dream:






Related: GOODBYE KITTY!

Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones in Outer Space

A couple of days ago, Suntory released another hilarious TV commercial for their popular Boss Coffee beverage starring Tommy Lee Jones as "A Space Alien in Outer Space." In this sixty second version, the New Year is celebrated all over the globe while Tommy Lee is working on his space ship when all of a sudden things go horribly wrong:



Related: Tommy Lee Jones Acts Like a Boss for Suntory

Japan is Going "Fuckin'" Crazy!

In addition to being the world's #1 Superpower of WTF and Forever Alone, now it seems like Japan is starting to go "Fuckin'" Crazy:



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Japanese Fuckin' Department Store Sale

"Seriously, this only happens in Japan. Not just any sale, it's a #$&@^' sale." By Zarina Yamaguchi - photographer:



Japan is just so awesome. You can read more about this and see more photos here.

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NMA TV's 3D News Update on Iowa Caucus

NMA TV has shown once again that truth is stranger than fiction and comedy is just more truth and a whole lot of pain. Indeed, almost all of the Republicans have become funny cartoon characters and circus clowns! Here is their very funny update on yesterday's Iowa caucus:



And here is a very likely scenario that could happen. In October later this year, after Republican candidate Ron Paul has utterly destroyed Obama in all the national debates, his popularity will skyrocket and he'll become heavily favored to win the upcoming presidential election. And because the GOP hates that so much, all of a sudden, they create a false flag national emergency event of radical and rampant terrorism in the US. Of course, that "indefinitely postpones" the presidential election and the GOP screams "Impeach Obama Now!" But as the violence gets even worse, average Americans seize the opportunity by joining in and thus begins the long-awaited American Revolution #2. Self-appointed Generalissimo Obama attempts to enforce martial law. But the military is now ALL for Ron Paul and tanks start rolling up the White House lawn. D.C. is in CHAOS! In a mad panic the White House tries to evacuate but.....

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Jimcarrey.com on The Fukushima Nuclear Disaster

Via Energy News January 2nd, 2012

Earlier today jimcarrey.com became a huge nuclear activist by posting this chilling flash video addition to their site:

Note: Most likely this video will not be active for very long.





See also: SNL Report on Fukushima Monkees