9/17/12

Because Japan: Japan Automatic Door Co.

Because Japan: Japan Automatic Door Co.

Here is a picture of an old manual door to an entrance of the Japan Automatic Door Co. Okayama Sales Office 日本自動ドア(株)岡山営業所. What makes this picture really funny is that nowadays, there are automatic doors almost everywhere in Japan. Everywhere except for the Japan Automatic Door Co. Okayama Sales Office!

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Young Japanese Girls Sucking Door Knobs

9/15/12

"Amamiya Anna" Stopped by Tokyo Cops

Amamiya Anna Stopped by Tokyo Cops

Via Kotaku September 14, 2012

It has been reported by Tokyo Sports newspaper that an "anime face" beautiful young woman was recently sighted and questioned by police in Shibuya, Tokyo. The police spotted the woman in front of the Hachikō statue near the Shibuya JR railway station. The police questioned her briefly and had her identify herself before letting her go.

Could this have been the mysterious and beautiful Amamiya Anna character gone wild again? Stay tuned for more details on this story as they come in.



Related: Japan's Forever Alone Amamiya Anna Gone Wild

9/14/12

North Korean Comic Jugglers Live Show

North Korean Comic Jugglers Live Show

Here is a recent live performance video of a North Korean comic juggler duo entertaining a military audience. This rare, light-hearted stage act also includes a short segment that features a member from the crowd. It is interesting to see the enthusiastic audience reactions from the various jokes performed by the funny jugglers. Check it out:



North Korean Comic Jugglers Live Show

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North Korean Version of "Take on Me"

North Korean Woodstock Music Festival Photo

The Pyongyang Circus Video

9/12/12

Chinese Corp Buys Hollywood Sign & Christian Bale

BEFORE:

Chinese Corp Buys Hollywood Sign & Christian Bale

AFTER: (NOW)

Chinese Corp Buys Hollywood Sign & Christian Bale

The sign is displaying traditional Chinese characters that, according to the Bing translator, mean "Smiling after indiscriminately loving".

Via Hollywood and Swine September 15, 2012

The near-bankrupt City of Los Angeles announced today that it sold the iconic Hollywood sign for $650,000 to Hung Xia, Inc., a Beijing-based energy company. In addition to the sign, the Chinese company also purchased actor Christian Bale, the star of "The Flowers of War" film that was made in China last year. Continued...

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9/10/12

Beat Takeshi Kitano's "Outrage Beyond"



Via The Festival | tiff.net September 10, 2012

In 2010 Beat Takeshi Kitano returned to the popular crime/yakuza tough guy film genre that originally made him world famous with the release of Outrage. Now he is coming back again with the sequel to the original movie called Outrage Beyond. And from first look at the trailer, this follow up film looks to be just as hard hitting and action packed as the beginning blockbuster:



Outrage Beyond will have a North American premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival on Wednesday, September 12 at 5:30 pm. For more information please visit the official website of the Toronto International Film Festival - TIFF.net.

Beat Takeshi Kitano's Outrage Beyond Premiere

See also: Photo of Takeshi Kitano & His Statue

9/8/12

Chinese Quadruplet Boys w/ Numbers Shaved Heads!

Chinese Quadruplet Boys w/ Numbers Shaved Heads!

Via Metro newspaper | Metro.co.uk September 7th, 2012

A few days ago in Shenzhen China, parents of four identical six-year-old quadruplet boys had their sons' hair cut to mark them with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 in order to help identify them. The boys Jiang Yunlong, Jiang Yunxiao, Jiang Yunhan and Jiang Yunlin apparently look so similar that even their parents could not differentiate between them. That decision has now launched this interesting family into the world wide news picture:



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Because China: People's Liberation Army in Action!

9/6/12

Japan's Forever Alone Amamiya Anna Gone Wild

Japan's Forever Alone Amamiya Anna Gone Wild

Yes folks believe it or not, this latest bizarre bombshell from Japan is all about a half anime character and a half sexy bikini girl - an actual human being! She sings, dances and likes sexy posing and doing some really wild and wacky dance moves that have "inspired" many online otakus (geeks) for a few years now. Indeed, Amamiya Anna has become a very strange and sexy new force in the Japanese forever alone internets! No one knows who she really is but she has now gone wild and hit the international scene with the below NMA TV 3D news video:



Amamiya Anna's Pony Dance Video

The daughter of a Japanese geisha mother and an anime Gundam father, she was born on April 1, 1990. She is always excited about money and believes that she was a samurai warrior in her past life. Below is one of her original Youtube videos entitled "Amamiya Anna's Pony Dance Video": (NSFW)



What can we say? We love her!

See more of Amamiya Anna's videos and visit her official Japanese blog.

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Japan's Forever Alone Virtual Girlfriend Dating

Japan's Forever Alone Kissing Poster

Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model

9/1/12

Because China: People's Liberation Army in Action!

Because China: People's Liberation Army in Action!

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For many years up until 2001, the U.S. Army recruited young men and women with the well-known phrase of "Be All You Can Be". And prior to that they used the phrase "Today's Army Wants to Join You" to attract new GIs to the ranks. Well the above WTF photo of China's People's Liberation Army in action suggests that the Chinese may have also borrowed those same US recruiting slogans, right?!?!

NOPE.

Because China.

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8/28/12

Taiwan's Kaohsiung Stadium 100% Solar Powered

Taiwan's Kaohsiung Stadium 100% Solar Powered

Here are some cool photos of Taiwan's 100% solar-powered coliseum Kaohsiung National Stadium. Opened in 2009 and with a capacity of 55,000, this super solar bowl was host to the 2009 World Games. It has some 8,844 solar panels that power 3,300 lights to illuminate the track and field. Apparently it only takes six minutes for the entire lighting system to activate. The architect for this sun-powered stadium is Toyo Ito. For more information, please visit the stadium's official website.

Taiwan's Kaohsiung Stadium 100% Solar Powered

Taiwan's Kaohsiung Stadium 100% Solar Powered

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Somewhere in Southern Taiwan...

8/24/12

"Bonsai B" by Takanori Aiba

Bonsai B by Takanori Aiba

Here is an incredible miniature sculpture entitled "Bonsai B" by Takanori Aiba. This amazing artist/designer was born in 1953. He started his art career as a freelance maze illustrator in 1978. His maze drawings were regularly featured in the fashion magazine "Popeye" for 10 years. In 1981 he started his own company called “Graphics and Designing Inc.” His work includes some architectural design and conceptual art. Much of Aiba's work is inspired by the traditional Japanese art forms of bonsai (miniature trees) and suiseki (stone appreciation). See more of Aiba's incredible works here.

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Makoto Wada Anti Nuclear Poster

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

8/20/12

1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest

Bikini "cow model" to help out the first Sino-US "cow beauty contest"

1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest

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1st Annual Chinese Bikini Cow Girl Contest

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Via China News Network/Google Engrish August 20, 2012

"August 18, Shanxi Shuozhou Sanin County, bikini model for quality dairy cattle to do "cow model" intimate contact with cows. Shanyin County Joint United States Orange date rule Warwick County held the first "cow beauty contest", by the quality of the milk production, appearance, family descent elected the first cows Miss "champion. China news agency issued Wei Liang photo"

Here is a Chinese TV news clip of this event:



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8/19/12

Premiere of "Camp 14 - Total Control Zone"

Premiere of Camp 14 - Total Control Zone

This horrifying documentary film is based on the life of Shin Dong-Huyk who was born in the North Korean re-education Camp 14 located in Kaechon, South Pyongan Province. Shin had no concept of the world outside the camp until he escaped at the age of 23. To date he is the only known person to have been born within and then successfully escaped from a maximum security camp in the DPRK. He tells a terrifying tale of extremely dangerous labor, daily beatings, inhumane torture, forced abortions, infanticide, public executions and cold-blooded murder committed by the prison guards. This film also includes the testimonies of Oh Yang-nam an ex-secret policeman and Hyuk Kwon a former guard at Camp 14. Below is the official movie trailer:



"Camp 14 - Total Control Zone" will premiere at the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival with the schedule of its showing to be announced on August 21st.

UPDATE: This film can now be seen on Netflix.

See also:

North Korean Concentration Camp Drawings

North Korean Poet's Rhymes of Murder, Despair

Canadian DPRK Documentary "The Defector"

Rimjin-gang's Underground North Korea News Update



8/18/12

Because China: New McMansion Penthouses!

Because China: New McMansion Penthouses!

Via Architizer August 15, 2012

In the bustling city of Zhuzhou, Hunan province, China, there are many factories and textile mills. The recent explosive economic growth and desire for housing located near the working place has inspired some residents to build their dream homes on the top of a city building in an effort to help preserve and protect the outlying countryside. Mmmmkkkaaaayyy... At this time there are only four houses atop a five-story shopping center.

This new trend may or may not become more popular in China. But why don't they just build the houses on the ground?

Because China.

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8/17/12

Japan's "Brain Disco" Kicks Out Boring DJs

Japan's Brain Disco Kicks Out Boring DJs

Did you ever go to a club and leave soon because the DJ's music sucks? Well, you don't have to run away anymore. The same company that brought us the very popular magical thinking cap known as "Necomimi" Japanese Cats Ears For "Communication", neurowear has teamed up with Qosmo for an all new wacky brainwave scanning device known as the Brain Disco! What is a "Brain Disco"? Well, perhaps it is best understood in the manufacturer's own words:
neurowear, teamed up with Qosmo (http://qosmo.jp/), developed "Brain Disco", where DJ must maintain audiences' "attention", measured with brainwave sensors, in order to keep DJing. If the average attention value remains less than a given threshold, DJ gets kicked out. The first Brain Disco experiment has been held at Gallery KATA Ebisu in July 26. (Video by grkt Inc. http://grkt.jp/)

Below is a short promo video for this new useless contraption high-tech mind reader:



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Japan's New Communication w/ Yourself Invention