Chairman Meow Says: "Dog my cats if I want!"

In the past few years, it has been widely believed that China had fully embraced democracy and had forgotten communism once and for all. Well, earlier today we discovered yet another new "Because China" item that says "Goodbye Kitty" to that notion and also: "Dog my cats if I want!"

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mishmash＊Julie Watai Release "Go Furby Go"

Yesterday mishmash＊Julie Watai released the short version of their fourth single/music video entitled "Go Furby Go". The full length version will be available from October 26th, 2012 on iTunes, amazon.com, Google Play and other sites. Meanwhile please enjoy the abridged compositions on Youtube:

English
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBItKqGfa2U

Japanese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEZhpnvO7Q



As an early listener of the full length audio release, I have come to really appreciate this slow, mysterious tune in its expression of the lifestyle of a very busy model/singer and her music team. More than just an "an ode to the toy" this song features some interesting English, Spanish and Japanese lyrics in an abstract array describing some hasty preparations and inner feelings leading up to a fictional mishmash＊Julie Watai TV debut. Also featured is Furby's hacked voice that babbles some cute and funny electronic phrases in English and "Furbish". Additionally, in the video we get to see Julie-san wearing some sexy lingerie by Neon Opera Tokyo. mishmash＊Julie Watai is Toyoaki Mishima, Julie Watai and Masu Hiroshi Masuyama. Be sure to download this group's popular mp3 songs from Amazon, Ototoy and iTunes.

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Julie Watai's Furby Toy Video

Julie Watai @ Portable Audio Festival 2012

Here is a stunningly beautiful close-up photo of Julie Watai at yesterday's Portable Audio Festival 2012 in Akihabara, Tokyo. Make up by Yumi Kikuchi 菊地ゆみ.

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mishmash＊Julie Watai Debut Live Photos

Here are some photos from last weekend's debut live performance of mishmash＊Julie Watai in Omotesando, Tokyo. If you missed it, don't worry as you can see this unit perform live this weekend in Akihabara, Tokyo at the Portable Audio Festival 2012 event. mishmash＊Julie Watai is Toyoaki Mishima, Julie Watai and Masu Hiroshi Masuyama. Download this group's mp3 songs from Amazon.




Photo by Hiroaki Adachi

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Julie Watai w/ Headphones by Dr Dre & e-earphone

Here is a recent photo of Julie Watai with the new beats Solo HD headphones by Dr. Dre and e-earphone. Julie will also appear in the upcoming Portable Audio Festival in Akihabara this weekend. For more information please visit the Portable Audio Festival 2012 event guide.

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Japan's Mount Fuji Chaotic Eruption Warning

Via ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) October 13, 2012

After three centuries of peace, scientists are now predicting that Japan's Mount Fuji could soon have an eruption. Recently there have been other volcanic eruptions in other countries that previoiusly had magnitude nine earthquakes. Because of that, the chances of a Fuji flare up are increased since last year's 9.0 magnitude earthquake in Fukushima. Apparently the government of Japan is aware of this, but has done little in preparation for this potentially massive natural disaster. Below is a recent NTDTV news video on this current issue:



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Japanese JR Jingles For Train Lovers

Via shibuyaonthebeach October 9, 2012

For all of you train otakus lovers, we just now discovered an impressive collection of Japanese JR jingles! Featured amongst this set are some classical music tunes that have been done over in pure Japanese Kawaiiology! Here are just a few of those remade vintage melodies:







Now before you ask "WTF Japan?" remember all of these tunes are now in use on a daily basis at JR train stations throughout the nation. But if you really want to experience the full effect, visit the Yamanote Line Music Library to hear all arriving and departing songs for each station on one of the world's most busiest train lines.

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Because China: Wife Stands on Husband When Shopping

Here is another funny photo of a Chinese wife standing on her husband's back while shopping at the local grocery store. One could imagine other alternative ideas to this somewhat risky "slave zone" option, like getting help from the store's staff et al. But, instead, we can only wonder "Why?" and then reply with "Because China".

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Julie Watai w/ STAX SRS-4170 Ear Speakers

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Here is a recent photo of the very beautiful Julie Watai modeling the new vacuum tube ear speakers/headphones system from STAX. Our favorite Japanese model is now appearing in more catalog ads and magazines, so stay tuned for more photos of Julie-san!

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NMA TV on Justin Bieber Blowing Chunks Video

Via NMA TV October 1, 2012

On the opening night of his Believe Tour, Justin Beiber suddenly vomited during the September 29th show in Glendale, Arizona. This video was uploaded by a fan soon afterwards and went viral throughout the internets. It was reported that Bieber claimed that he drank milk before the show and that made him sick. Well now the venerable Next Media Animation TV has weighed in with their funny 3D animation news video on this incident and asks what do you think made Justin Bieber blow chunks?



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WTF KFC Japan Sells Chicken w/ Watermelon?

Via Japan Is Weird

At first look through Western eyes, this photo of a KFC Japan'a Colonel Sanders statue holding a watermelon slice appears to be somewhat racist. And, of course, there is no racism in Japan because there is only one race in Japan, right? Well, to be fair it is customary for Japanese to eat watermelon during the blazing heat of the summers. So whaddya think?

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'Comrade Kim Goes Flying' DPRK Movie

Via BBC News September 24, 2012

Three film producers from Belgium (Anja Daelemans), the United Kingdom (Nick Bonner) and North Korea (Ryom Mi Hwa) came together last year and created a romantic comedy movie entitled "Comrade Kim Goes Flying." This film is a heartfelt story of a young North Korean woman seeking her childhood dream of becoming a trapeze artist. This international collaboration involved movie actor training for some performers of the Pyongyang Circus and includes some other well-known movie stars in the DPRK. Unlike most male-dominated, state run stories of success, this North Korean comic drama explores the individual quest of a young heroine striving for self-fulfillment in a unique North Korean setting. The two main characters in the movie Han Jong Sim as Comrade Kim Yong Mi and Pak Chung Guk as Pak Jang Phil, are two young professional circus athletes who went through an accelerated acting class for this motion picture. Below is the official movie trailer:



Comrade Kim Goes Flying premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival (tiff) and is now showing at the Pyongyang International Film Festival (PIFF). For more information about this film, please visit the official website.



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Genki Sudo & World Order "Permanent Revolution"

Just in time for the current dispute between China and Japan over the Senkaku/Diaoyu islands, earlier today Genki Sudo & World Order released a new music video entitled "Permanent Revolution". This video calls for peace and understanding between Asia's giant nations and portrays some successful negotiations between Japan, China and Korea with Genki Sudo as the representative of Japan. Check it out:





You can see more about this group at the official World Order site and also at the Genki Sudo Official site. A special version of this video can be seen at Asiana Airlines.

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Because China: 1 Flatbed Hauling 18 Pickups

Previously we reviewed a because China photo of a flatbed truck hauling 10 mini pickup trucks. That was from a Japanese travel blog post about a trip to Mongolia, which is technically a part of China. Well today we have discovered a whole new level of "Because China" with the below video of 1 flatbed truck carrying 18 mini pickups somewhere in the PRC:



This video was filmed and published by VIPCRUISING. See more of this group's videos at their Community Directories website.

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Because Japan: Japan Automatic Door Co.

Here is a picture of an old manual door to an entrance of the Japan Automatic Door Co. Okayama Sales Office 日本自動ドア（株）岡山営業所. What makes this picture really funny is that nowadays, there are automatic doors almost everywhere in Japan. Everywhere except for the Japan Automatic Door Co. Okayama Sales Office!

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"Amamiya Anna" Stopped by Tokyo Cops

Via Kotaku September 14, 2012

It has been reported by Tokyo Sports newspaper that an "anime face" beautiful young woman was recently sighted and questioned by police in Shibuya, Tokyo. The police spotted the woman in front of the Hachikō statue near the Shibuya JR railway station. The police questioned her briefly and had her identify herself before letting her go.

Could this have been the mysterious and beautiful Amamiya Anna character gone wild again? Stay tuned for more details on this story as they come in.



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North Korean Comic Jugglers Live Show

Here is a recent live performance video of a North Korean comic juggler duo entertaining a military audience. This rare, light-hearted stage act also includes a short segment that features a member from the crowd. It is interesting to see the enthusiastic audience reactions from the various jokes performed by the funny jugglers. Check it out:





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