WTF Cherry Sexual Harassment Space

As the reigning world champion superpower of WTF, Japan has defended its coveted title yet again with this sign for the "Cherry Sexual Harassment Space":



So WTF is this?!?!?

It is a sign for a cabaret club in Tokyo, Japan.

WTF is a cabaret club???

In Japan a cabaret club or kyabakura キャバクラ is a place for men to go and talk with young girls, engage in excessive drinking and sing KARAOKE. Much like hostess clubs, cabaret clubs are expensive and do not allow customers to engage in sexual activities with any women inside of the clubs. Outside of the clubs it is a different story altogether. Also, within the past few years or so, jobs as a hostess, club girl or male host have become more desirable as they have evolved into a higher social status level. Now there is a trade union for employees and besides who wouldn't want to make six figures a year by having fun?

Miura Atsushi, a market researcher and author defines the cabaret club as a “theme park of traditional gender roles” that allow men to relive the past when women were not so educated and independent and less likely to complain of "sexual harassment" in the workplace or at home. Here men can get as drunk as possible, yell, scream, blow off stressful steam and be treated like a king. Thus clubs like this one thrive within the modern-day Japanese society.

Mmmmkaaaay... So does "having fun" in Japan include being sexually harassed? This is not easily understood and if this whole thing is still somewhat confusing, perhaps the below google translate Engrish description of this cabaret club in Tokyo may help to explain it all better:

"It soon becomes warm and cold even irresponsible way everyone Thank you for visit us last night ☆ 彡毎 Sun! It will be filled with-feeling ('· _ · `)"

"Everyone greet the beginning of the week in such a feeling! Our shop is sure to warm the retainer body and soul) Tashitashi (~Tsu (No~e `*)) Lori Kawaero 彡激 studded Girl ☆ let go in too hot tonight of course! ! It just does not end'll (● ^ o ^ ●)? ? What it is All Time \ 3000.OFF and miss something when Nana Nana ('゚ ゚ A `) Uyoyoyo loss today, the absolute loss (_'Д` _) ☆ it is determined to Cherry (* ^ ^) v "

For more information visit the website of the Cherry Sexual Harassment Space. (Japanese only)

To see more pictures and a historical perspective on this kind of cabaret club check out these articles ‘Cherry’—sexual harassment company in Japan of course and Tokyo Gropers School.

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Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos

Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos

Via cbsnews.com January 29, 2012

Because of the rapid and ongoing evolution of the internet, many mainstream news media organizations are now facing sharp declines in viewer ratings and credibility. As a response to that problem, CBS News has broadened their run-of-the-mill news coverage to include WTF Japan in their recent report about Japan's very own Photographer Hal and his popular work of WTF photographs of plastic-wrapped people:





Photographer Hal devised this series in which he asked couples if they would be sealed in a plastic futon bag together while showing themselves as individuals and positioned as couples.

You can see many more interesting photos in this series at Photographer Hal's website

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Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model

Previously, we made some truly astounding "WTF Japan Forever Alone" discoveries including the new only-in-Japan headpiece that projects your emotions Cats Ears For Communication prototype. We also found the self-comforting, department-store-dummy-shaped forever alone contraption known as a Communication w/ Yourself Invention. And don't forget the amazing do-it-yourself internet fap machine which can only be described as a Virtual Web Sex Joystick Butt Plug which just has to be seen to be believed!

However, today we stumbled upon a Japanese company named Strapya World and it is about to release a "Forever Alone Hand(job) iPhone Case" or どっきりいたずらカバー(ナミの手) or "Dokkiri Hand Case":



In addition to admitting that this hand case is "crazy", Strapya World also says that two kinds of this creepy case will be available: a woman's size and a child's size!?!? Well, that may seem to be full of all kind of WTF Japan but after all, Japan is dubiously noted for being the birthplace of Pedobear so this really isn't such a big surprise.



The Dokkiri Hand Case is being marketed as warm, soft, and cute. This creepy case also comes with a completely synchronized "vibrator mode" which can make it very useful as a portable Forever Alone Internal Fap Device! ©

For more images check out the below slideshow video by ilovepwnageCOM:



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WTF Japan Zoo Escape Drill w/ Zebra?!?!

A zebra is on the loose at Tokyo's Tama Zoo, and some 60 staff are primed and ready to try and catch him.

On Friday approximately 60 staff members at the Tama Zoological Park in Tokyo, Japan conducted its annual WTF Zoo Earthquake Drill with Some Dork Wearing an Escaped Zebra Animal Outfit. The emergency setting is that there was a big earthquake that destroyed a wall next to the zebra cage. The zebra then broke free and the staff evacuated the park. Then the staff surrounded the escaped animal and shot it with a tranquilizer dart, which made the convict public pet go to sleep. Then the escapee was recaptured. Here is a short bizarre BBC News video of this somewhat very unusual safety drill entitled "This Is Just About the Weirdest Thing We've Seen All Day":



For more information, please refer to the recent history of the popular Tama Zoo Escape Drill. A similar annual exercise is also conducted at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo.

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Japan's New WTF "Face Slimmer" Plus Alpha

At first look, this appears to be a Dutch Wife mouthpiece or some kind of S&M bondage gear. But, believe it or not, this new Japanese "Face Slimmer" invention is for real.

A fairly well-known Japanese cosmetic company named Glim started marketing this product at the end of last year. As for WTF is it, the following explanation may not make much sense, but here we go.

First of all, according to the directions, one is to get into a bathtub(?) and then put the Face Slimmer in their mouth:



Then one is to repeat out loud the Japanese vowel sounds - "a i u e o"
『あ　い　う　え　お』 for three (3) minutes a day everyday for the rest of one's life.



Apparently by doing that kind of exercise, both women and men (one size fits all) can strengthen their lips and facial muscles, prevent wrinkles and reshape their visage into the popular "Duck Face"(?) Mmmmkaaaaay, well for more confusion on all of this please read the Google Engrish Generated page.



Get yours now at Rakuten!



But wait. There's more!

From the makers of the well-known but useless Hana Hana contraption also known as the Japanese NOSE ELECTROCUTION! comes the all-new "Facial Lift Atonce":



Using this one is easy and it does not require a bathtub. Simply put the Facial Lift Atonce in your mouth, turn it on, it vibrates a complete 360 degrees and then by some kind of magical power, one then gets a facelift.(?) The directions say that this exercise should also be done three (3) minutes a day everyday for the rest of one's life. This product is also known as "A Face Lift in a Bottle" which apparently produces a very similar effect on men as that of beer goggles. O.O



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Tokyo's Governor Drops A Nuclear Bomb

Nowadays it seems that "WTF Japan News" is becoming even stranger than the usual "WTF Japan" entertainment media. Remember back in March when Tokyo's governor Shintaro "Blinky" Ishihara said that the devastating 3-11 earthquake and tsunami were divine punishment for the selfish greed of Japanese people? Well, believe it or not, "Blinky" just dropped another bomb by stating that Japan needs nuclear weapons!

“Japan Must Become a Nuclear Armed Military State” - Governor Shintaro Ishihara via Sankaku Complex



Perhaps he should go to Hiroshima or Nagasaki and try to sell that same pitch! Or maybe he should just watch the below video which features footage from a 1984 NHK documentary about nuclear war:



Music: "Nuclear War" by Sun Ra as performed by Yo La Tengo

Japan's Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler: Yoshihiko

So far, in our ongoing research in the name of 'science' and in an effort to explain the inexplicable (i.e. "WTF Japan") below are some of our recent discoveries:

Mutant Sperm … maybe that explains ‘Japan’

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

‘I want to jump into a nuclear reactor…’

How To Be A Stalker in Japan

LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — for real!

Japanese Breaking Up is Not So Hard To Do

AND...

‘Mysterio’ Japan’s invisible wrestler

Well, just when you think you have seen it all in "WTF Japanese Pro Westling", recently we discovered the very popular Japanese Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler "Yoshihiko":



Yoshihiko or ヨシヒコ in Japanese is a member of the Dramatic Dream Team, an Iron Man Heavy Metal Class wrestler and a member of the UWA six man tag team from Japan. Here is more about him:

"Yoshihiko is, DDT Pro Wrestling in the wrestler to compete as a live-in lover . 160cm tall, 3 pound weight (800 grams), favorite actress Bae Doo-na (" air puppet "starring). Muscle Sakai brother was born in Sakai, Yoshihiko (Yoshihiko) that set. Grave digger doll Hell aka Bad Ass Netherlands ("Grave Digger Hell," "American Bad Ass" by The Undertaker things named after, "Netherlands" is "Dutch" from the wife)." Continued...

Mmmmkay...... well, anyway here he is in action: The Top 15 Moves of YOSHIHIKO



And here he is being 'interviewed' on Japanese TV:



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Tommy Lee "Net Alien" Jones Returns to Japan!

Last year we thought that Tommy Lee Jones had done his final Japanese TV commercial for Suntory's Boss Coffee. But, now, SURPRISE! We were wrong and Tommy Lee "Net Alien" Jones has returned to Japan to star in this new funny WTF Japan Boss coffee commercial!

In this chapter of the ongoing seven-year saga, TLJ is working as a pizza delivery guy slowly flying through the neighborhood. He finds the apartment for the pizza delivery with his super human night-vision eyesight. Then suddenly Tommy Lee gets spotted by a guy (comedian Hiroki Konno) with a digital camera who just took a video of him in action. Then that video of TLJ as the flying "Space Alien Pizza Delivery Guy" gets uploaded to Youtube. The video goes viral and becomes very popular in Japan and then the rest of the world.

A few days later, Tommy Lee is going on another delivery and he's followed by a crowd of netizens with smartphones and cameras ready! The "Space Alien Pizza Delivery Guy" then tries to frighten the crowd but it doesn't work and they say "ooooh" and "aaaah". The rest of the commercial features a popular "Handstand Cat" so check it out!



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Update on "Racism in Japan" Video by Medama Sensei

Today Medama Sensei aka. "Miki Dezaki" released a follow up video to his controversial "Racism in Japan" clip of his classroom lesson about Japanese discrimination. After that class, his students were enlightened, there were no complaints from anyone and the vice principal of his school even said that he wished more students could have attended Dezaki's lesson.

“The reaction was so positive,” he said. "These kids have heard the stories of their parents being discriminated against by the mainland Japanese. They know this stuff. But the funny thing is that they weren’t making the connection that that was discrimination.”

But when he uploaded that lesson as a video to Youtube last week, it turned more than a few heads and generated a very negative backlash from some right-wing, racist Japanese netizens known as the "netouyu" or "nettouyoku" (ネット右翼) who even sent him death threats:

“I recently made a video about Racism in Japan, and am currently getting bombarded with some pretty harsh, irrational comments from Japanese people who think I am purposefully attacking Japan,” [snip]

"If I should have anticipated something, I should have anticipated the netouyu,” said Dezaki.

Here is Dezaki's original "Racism in Japan" video:



And here is today's release "Racism in Japan Part 2":



The netouyu created quite a stir by hacking into Dezaki's social networks and then by contacting his previous employers, local politicians and Okinawa’s board of education and complained about Dezaki's video through numerous telephone calls. This reaction also earned him a write up featured in the Washington Post. Dezaki is an American English teacher in Okinawa who previously gained some notoriety with his other videos entitled “What Americans think of Japan”, "Sh*t Japanese Girls Say", "Hitchhiking Okinawa" and "Being Gay in Japan".

Be sure to see more of Mike Dezaki's interesting videos here.

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Botan: Japan's First Fellatio Feline

Via Vice.com March 24, 2012

Everyone knows that Japan is filled with love hotels, massage parlors, cabaret clubs, way too much Hello Kitty and nowadays some very popular forever alone cat clubs. But today we discovered Japan's first fellatio feline named "Botan":



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ABOVE CAPTION: "Botan (female) has the strange tendency to suck on her younger brother’s dick, which she mistakes for her mother’s nipple. As a result, her brother can’t help pissing all over the place." O.O

M0AR...

In case you may now be wondering "WTF Japan," we found another cat from Japan attempting to perform fellatio on itself:



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Vice Japan's "Korean Poo" Show Upsets Koreans

Via 3Yen News Japan September 8, 2013



In a recent Vice Japan episode, investigative reporter Yuka Uchida traveled to Seoul to visit Dr. Lee Chang Soo a traditional Korean medicine doctor in order to try human feces wine or "Ttongsul" (똥술) which has been used for medicinal purposes for centuries. According to Uchida, Dr. Soo is one of the last Korean physicians who prescribes and makes Korean Poo wine for his patients.

This episode also includes a visit to the Toilet Culture Park in Suwon. This unusual public garden/museum includes many amusing statues and ancient toilets from centuries ago. It is explained how servants would use these hand-held scoops to collect the King's feces. Once done, the first servant would test the odor and the second servant would also smell it and even eat some of the King's shit in order to get a more accurate health level! This was done despite not knowing exactly what healthy excrement was supposed to taste like. (?) O_O

Next up is Mr. Toilet House. Included here is a collection of mini statues of human beings squatted down in the process of practicing the ancient Korean tradition of outdoor defecation. Three of the statues are reported to be of the Buddha, Eve, and Jesus himself!

So to summarize, we have an "investigative reporter" who said "it was hard to find reliable information online". Also, with no fact checking at all, she claimed that Dr. Soo is "one of the last Korean physicians who prescribes and makes Korean Poo wine for his patients." And, according to the Toilet Culture Park manager, long ago, servants would sniff and taste samples of Korean Kings' excrement even though it was not known what healthy feces should taste like.

Riiiiiiiiiigghhtt!

(Does anyone want to buy a river-front condo inside the DMZ?)

NOPE!


Yuka then gets a call from the good Doctor saying that his bowel movement brew was now ready. Can Yuka drink it? Let's see how that goes:



Well, the broadcast of this episode on Chosun TV stirred up quite a shit storm of negative reactions and anger from some Korean viewers according to Kotaku. Is anyone surprised by that?

See also:

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Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

WTF Japan: TOTO's Toilet Poop Bike

The great Golden Turd of Tokyo

WTF Japan: TOTO's Toilet Poop Bike

First came the delectable invention of poopburgers from Japan of course.

And now just when you thought you've had enough of this WTF Japan crap, the well-known Japanese toilet maker, TOTO, has just introduced the all-new toilet poop bike that runs on human excrement:



Yes, that's right long riders, you don't need to take anymore truck stop breaks as you can keep on riding while pooping. Check it out:



Just kidding. It doesn't work that way. And this model is obviously a promo for the toilet manufacture. But wait, there's more! This new shit cycle also plays music, talks and generates some kind of “residual light imagery to write messages in the air as it zooms by.” Whatever.

See also: Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

WTF UFC 144 Japanese Anime Commercial

In case you missed it, UFC 144 Edgar vs Henderson will be held this Saturday at Japan's Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan. Featured on the card will be Frankie "The Answer" Edgar vs Smooth Ben Henderson in a Lightweight Championship bout. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson will fight Ryan "Darth" Bader in a Lightweight matchup. In the Heavyweight division Mark "Super Samoan" Hunt will go against Cheick "Kingo" Kongo. This should be a very exciting fight night in Japan!

Below is the recently released Japanese UFC 144 Anime TV commercial which is so full of 'WTF' and 'Only in Japan' it now unofficially ranks as the ultimate UFC promo ever seen! Listen closely for these lyrics at 0:15 : "Hey Hey Let's Go Kickassu, Taisetsuna mono protect my balls!" or "Hey Hey Let's go kick ass but most important is to protect my balls!" Also in the chorus they repeat "Let's Fighting Love!" You gotta love it! Check it out:



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From Emotionless Japan "Tailly" Is Unveiled

In the past two years or so, we have seen some really creative, high-tech Japanese "communication" devices unveiled like Japan's New Communication w/ Yourself Invention, Japanese Cats Ears For "Communication" and Japanese Virtual Web Sex Technology which features the "PenisTron" and a "Communication Hole Rider" that allows users to anonymously experience virtual sex via the internet. It's all somewhat complicated but apparently we humans "can still have sex because it's just data." O.O

Now a company known as Kiluck, which handled the production of the “necomimi” or "cat's ears", brings us the all new excitement communication device known as "Tailly", the tail that wags when you get excited! This has to be seen to be believed:



From Kiluck's official kickstarter page we found the following description: "Tailly is a wearable wagging tail which reacts to the user’s heart rate. When you wear Tailly, you’ll radiate cuteness and happiness!"

Mmmmmkkkaaaayyy, so what about just smiling, laughing and actually saying your true feelings instead?

Nope.

Why?

Because Japan.

We expect this device to become very popular, very quickly in Japan when released. It will be available in various colors:



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WTF KFC Japan Sells Chicken w/ Watermelon?

Via Japan Is Weird

At first look through Western eyes, this photo of a KFC Japan'a Colonel Sanders statue holding a watermelon slice appears to be somewhat racist. And, of course, there is no racism in Japan because there is only one race in Japan, right? Well, to be fair it is customary for Japanese to eat watermelon during the blazing heat of the summers. So whaddya think?

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WTF Japan Accepts Worldwide Refugees!

Mmmmmm......not really. But for at least one foreigner obsessed with smoking and going to Japan, all of his dreams come true in this very funny and ironic WTF TV short:



Actually, this is a somewhat dated ad for Midor Anzen ミドリ安全株式会社 and its useless "smoking section machines" that are seen in just about every office all over the nation. Below is a wacky google translation Engrish generation of one of this company's Q&A's:




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Flying Japanese Salarymen To The Rescue!

Japan is good at defying the law of gravity. You may recall the
Yowayowa Camera Woman aka Natsumi Hayashi who first started out with Japanese cat photos and then become the internet's most attractive levitating lady!


Now Rocket News 24 has reported on some Flying Japanese Salarymen To The Rescue!



Actually this is part of a new photo album entitled "Flying Has Changed My Life – Solaryman" by award-winnning photographer Yuki Aoyama on sale on December 12th for 1260 yen (US $15.33). About this latest collection, Aoyama said this:

After the Tohoku earthquake last year, I put my photography project on hold, but continued to upload photos of flying salarymen that I had already taken to Twitter and other Internet sites. My photos were reblogged and shared thousands of times and gained a lot of buzz all over the Internet. At the same time, Japan was facing hard times after the earthquake, its people at a standstill. I thought maybe if people saw my photos of energetic office workers, happily flying through the air, it would lift everyone’s spirits and inspire the people of Japan to persevere through a difficult time.

To me, this was just one of thousands of photographing projects I’ve taken on, but to everyone else, it was a once in a lifetime opportunity that would turn into a lasting memory. With that in mind, the workers I photographed earnestly tried their best while having their picture taken.

You can purchase this and other photo albums by Yuki Aoyama on his internet store. And be sure to see more of Aoyama's work on his official website.

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WTF Japanese Yahoo Auction of The Earth!

Via Rocket News 24 November 1, 2012

It has long been known that in fact the earth was originally made in Japan. Also, we all know that in the past, Japan has built some really crazy things. For example back in 1993, Japan installed a new ocean right next to the old ocean in Japan! That worked well for a while. Then just last year, Japan installed a new world in Japan! So now it only makes sense that a Japanese seller is running an online Yahoo auction of The Earth itself!

Product Image:



And below is a Google translation Google Engrish generation of the product description:

The earth is yours God will come out to dream again, this before. Since I Sell said. The exhibit is the body of the earth. We exhibited this in tears because of the lack of money. Do you want to own the earth things too? I have also set unprecedented speedy. Please consult the shipping method. Thank you that do not know there was something in the question. Tender who prank, our excellent collection agents will always ask. Please let us know as soon as possible in case of cancellation. Because I do not want the trouble as possible. Because those who do not cancel the tender considered proof of purchase intention is confirmed from the question column - from God - that there is no proof of purchase intention please purchase intention from the question column m bidders (__) m with God evaluation in consultation than 10, those over 5% might cancel bid or bad evaluation. Well even if it is what I say ... the last time was very sorry for the inconvenience to everyone with a great deal of new asshole shit you do not read the air. (Minutes added 16:22, October 30, 2012) There is no speedy now ... Oh (additional 57 minutes at 10 October 31, 2012) purchased within one hour after the successful bid including early termination because there are many tender Rashiki bid prank too If you can not I will cancel the message of making a bid by the highest bidder convenience. Please bid on your note (additional 38 minutes at 11 October 31, 2012) does not answer to the same contents. Sense to ask the questions on the Q & A was perusing all. (Additional 59 minutes at 17 October 31, 2012) is no longer interesting because you have reached the limit amount bid. Secretariat like yahoo, Suka What should I do? (Added 23 hours 25 minutes 31 October 2012) when you go to bed 50 minutes ... 23 I'm sorry. (Additional 33 minutes at 8:00 on November 1, 2012) I think what everyone Secretariat Yahoo auction bid of this energy, does not help anything? Thank you consider (additional 08 minutes at 0 November 03, 2012) I'm sorry. Please ask your questions on the person doing the similar products and questions because of the bad condition I had a flu vaccination me. I think tomorrow will be slow because it is after a long break. Thank you consider. (19:01 minutes added November 04, 2012) Please tender only so please buy really came also reduced bid mischief soon. I've been too tired to work tender cancellation. Thank you.

This auction of The Earth will continue for two more days. As of this writing, the current bid is at 20,500 yen ($255.42). However, that amount could change at any minute as the seller stipulates that each bid must include a message from the buyer that expresses a serious intent to actually purchase the Earth. If it doesn't happen, then the seller will start the auction all over again at 69 yen ($0.86). For more information, please refer directly to the official Japanese Yahoo Auction page.

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WTF Japanese Zombie Face Eater Bento

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Just in time for the coming apocalypse, here is a somewhat frightening photo of a NSFL Japanese Zombie Face Eater Bento lunch box set. You know with a bento like this, no one will ever steal it from the office fridge. Usually, housewives in Japan make bento lunches for their salarymen husbands. And, clearly, this bento was made with a different kind of "love" in mind. Maybe necrophilia? O.o

And when it all goes Mad Max, remember that Japan has the world's greatest zombie fortress! Check it out:



Actually the above photo is of the Japanese volcanic island named Aogashima.

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WTF Japanese Clapping (Fapping?) Robots

Via WTF Japan Seriously - Keio University's robotic researcher Masato Takahashi just released his new invention that will significantly advance the human race forevermore - the all-new Japanese fapping clapping robots:



According to Tokyo Tek these clapping hands robots were modelled after the inventor's arms and were made with "an aluminium skeleton coated with urethane flesh and were specially designed to make a natural sounding clap" and that "they can be used at concerts to enhance the sound of real clapping" or as good "spanking machines" to, of course, spank the monkey with! DUH! It all makes perfect sense now.

You can see and hear it for yourself:



To find out more about these very useful new robotic hands, please visit the Ondz Multipurpose Hand Clapping Machine website.


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