This blog offers selected features of alternative Asian TV segments, news stories, editorials, photos and more from Japan, Korea, India, China and many other Asian countries. This blog also includes some WTF Japanese, North Korean online videos, entertainment news, beautiful Chinese and Japanese models, and much more.
10/25/13
Taipei Zoo Pandas Yuan Yuan and Yuanzai Part 2
Via Taipei Zoo October 23, 2013
Earlier this year in August, the Taipei Zoo released the cutest Giant Panda videos ever seen in the history of the internets. These starred momma Yuan Yuan and her then one-month-old cub Yuanzai. These highly emotional short clips went mega viral and were broadcast on many international television news stations and are still quite popular all over the world wide web.
Well, just the other day the Taipei Zoo did it again and has now brought us a very cute behind-the-scenes look at baby Yuanzai as she gets lost after an examination and, literally, stumbles into momma's bamboo grazing grounds:
Note: Due to the recent popularity of this video, playback
may be slower than normal.
10/11/13
"Fukuppy" Fukushima's New Corporate Character
On the introduction page for this character it begins with this question and answer:
Q. Where were you born Fukuppy?
A. I was born in a Fukushima refrigerator.
The character also states that it is not yet a male or female because it is still an egg (with wings). It goes on to explain that it enjoys eating alot of food and is always on patrol and checking out the quality of meat, fish and vegetables in all new refrigerators. Also, to be fair, most likely, the Japanese pronunciation of this new oddity is "FOO-KU-PEA" or 「ふくっぴ」. And perhaps the logic behind this is that by putting a raw egg in one's refrigerator, somehow it will then indicate if any food has become irradiated. Mmmkkaaaayy...
Related:
Japanese Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!
News Documentary on Food Safety in Japan
9/17/13
Korea's Web Damsel Chip-Chan Goes Outside?
Chip Chan as previously seen on her live video webcams.
Via The Kernel September 15, 2013
Recently in second-best Korea it was reported that a young woman was literally "trapped" on the internet inside of her own live video webcams! This damsel-in-distress news quickly made its way to 4chan and then exploded across the Asian internets. Many viewers struggled to interpret her scribbled signs and one time when she remained motionless for hours, several others began to wonder if the web had been trolled by a corpse!
Well, even though it is well known that there are no girls on the internet, it turned out that she is a real, living young Korean woman residing somewhere in Seoul. She has been given the nickname of "Chip-Chan" partly based on her own self-scribed Engrish history as seen on her personal blog entitled "Verichip for criminal destroys me". And in the below video, it does appear that she actually goes outside:
Mmmmkay.... so we have a woman in trouble. She suddenly gets discovered by millions of guys on the web who are now all fully registered members of her fan club base known as "Chippies". Then soon afterwards she seems to either find the way out of her "trap" or she went to sleep in one of her filing cabinets as she has been known to do in the past. Whadayathink? WTF Actual right? Because Korea right? Pr0n site promo right? Incidentally, the local authorities are aware of this woman and they know her real, true identity and address in case anyone is worried.
But probably the most likely outcome is that Chip-Chan is now actually dating some of her very own "Chippies" and no longer is "afraid of sleeping" so to say. Well either way, her live video webcams are still up and running even though she has temporarily disappeared from the spotlight.
See also:
Korean Kids Sing The Ramones
Buy A North Korean Bride Only $50,000!!!
From North Korea: 'Pyongyang Style' by Steve Gong
9/8/13
Vice Japan's "Korean Poo" Show Upsets Koreans
In a recent Vice Japan episode, investigative reporter Yuka Uchida traveled to Seoul to visit Dr. Lee Chang Soo a traditional Korean medicine doctor in order to try human feces wine or "Ttongsul" (똥술) which has been used for medicinal purposes for centuries. According to Uchida, Dr. Soo is one of the last Korean physicians who prescribes and makes Korean Poo wine for his patients.
This episode also includes a visit to the Toilet Culture Park in Suwon. This unusual public garden/museum includes many amusing statues and ancient toilets from centuries ago. It is explained how servants would use these hand-held scoops to collect the King's feces. Once done, the first servant would test the odor and the second servant would also smell it and even eat some of the King's shit in order to get a more accurate health level! This was done despite not knowing exactly what healthy excrement was supposed to taste like. (?) O_O
Next up is Mr. Toilet House. Included here is a collection of mini statues of human beings squatted down in the process of practicing the ancient Korean tradition of outdoor defecation. Three of the statues are reported to be of the Buddha, Eve, and Jesus himself!
So to summarize, we have an "investigative reporter" who said "it was hard to find reliable information online". Also, with no fact checking at all, she claimed that Dr. Soo is "one of the last Korean physicians who prescribes and makes Korean Poo wine for his patients." And, according to the Toilet Culture Park manager, long ago, servants would sniff and taste samples of Korean Kings' excrement even though it was not known what healthy feces should taste like.
Riiiiiiiiiigghhtt!
(Does anyone want to buy a river-front condo inside the DMZ?)
NOPE!
Yuka then gets a call from the good Doctor saying that his bowel movement brew was now ready. Can Yuka drink it? Let's see how that goes:
Well, the broadcast of this episode on Chosun TV stirred up quite a shit storm of negative reactions and anger from some Korean viewers according to Kotaku. Is anyone surprised by that?
See also:
Poop steak, from Japan of course
White is Beautiful: Japanese beauty with bird poop powder
Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit
WTF Japan: TOTO's Toilet Poop Bike
The great Golden Turd of Tokyo
8/31/13
Dennis Rodman To Go Back to North Korea
Via Huff Post Live August 29, 2013
Just pause for a second and realize how incredibly MAGNIFICENT this title is: "Dennis Rodman Headed Back To North Korea". Seriously, with the way world events are now happening, this could turn out to be one of the greatest headlines of all of 2013:
AWESOME!!!
OK, let's break it down some. Back in March of this year, the five-time NBA Champion, seven-time NBA rebound king and NBA Hall of Fame inductee Dennis Rodman visited Kim Jong Un and the Pirate Bay (temporarily) moved to Pyongyang. And since his first visit, other political events have occurred that could make this next trip a whole lot more meaningful if Rodman can successfully secure the release of Korean/American citizen Kenneth Bae. However, that is one big, huge "if", indeed.
Now, of course, this time around there will be more haters. And they're going to say that Rodman's a "traitor" and a "media whore" et al. And that Vice unethically manipulated and then paid off the DPRK elite etc. Or that the White House is secretly setting up the visit since it is now uninvited blah blah blah. But, maybe the real reason why this wonderful reunion is happening again is very simple and very human: Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un are just good friends.
And is there any better reason than that?
Associated Press/AP news video of Dennis Rodman returning to North Korea on September 3, 2013:
Related:
Vice HBO Documentary "Basketball Diplomacy"
Vice, Rodman, Globetrotters Meet DPRK Players
NKBA Kim Jong Un & Dennis Rodman Video Game
8/24/13
Edward Snowden Short Film From Hong Kong
Via Entertainment Weekly June 30, 2013
Just released about a month ago, here is the very first short film about American surveillance secrets whistle blower Edward Snowden and his controversial Hong Kong international spy debut entitled "Verax":
"Verax" was Snowden's secret codename and it means "truth teller" in Latin.
CREDITS:
Directed and produced by
Jeff Floro 謝夫發露 (Junk Shot)
Edwin Lee 李健恩 (Fallout Media)
Shawn Tse 謝兆龍 (Junk Shot)
Marcus Tsui 崔正傑 (Immortal Peach)
Associate producer
Cassandra Chan (Slate Takes)
Written by
Edwin Lee
Marcus Tsui
See also:
Shocking Undercover North Korean News Video
8/13/13
Mother & Baby Panda Rejoined @ Taipei Zoo
Then earlier today (Aug 13th) both mother and baby were reunited and Yuanyuan breastfed Yuanzai with no problems. Below is an incredible video of the two coming together again:
See also:
Because China: Panda Bully on China Airways
Chinese Pigs Chasing Chinese Pigs
8/6/13
A Beautiful Birthday Present From Julie Watai
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Released earlier today, on her birthday, here is an exceptionally beautiful fine art photograph by Japan's one and only Julie Watai. The model is Hanami-chan and this was taken at the studio of sculptor/designer Kaz Asada in Osaka, Japan.
Thank you for this wonderful gift Julie! Happy Birthday! お誕生日おめでとうございます!!
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Earphone Model Yurika Kubo x Julie Watai
New Hardware Girls Photos by Julie Watai
mishmash*Julie Watai Featured on TiVo
8/4/13
Chinese Pigs Chasing Chinese Pigs
Via Metro.co.uk and ITN August 4th 2013
Yes, that headline is correct as a truckload of piglets overturned in Guiyang province in southwest China forcing highway police to chase after the escaped squealing swine. A truly hilarious modern-day episode of The Keystone Cops followed as the speedy piglets continued to evade the slow, dumbfounded police officers trying to apprehend them. Here is a very funny ITN news video of this comic chase scene:
Of course the police finally caught them, but they didn't go away quietly.
Related:
Because China: The Big Blue Ploice Truck
Chinese F.A.P. Police Car Photo
US Reporters Pwn China's Ministry of Hacking
8/2/13
Hamish & Andy 'Ultimate Japanese Wingman'
Last month, Australia's dynamic comedy duo Hamish and Andy filmed some of episode three of their popular TV show "Hamish & Andy's Asia Gap Year" in downtown Shibuya, Tokyo. A segment of that third chapter is entitled "Ultimate Japanese Wingman" in which Hamish tries his best to find a new girlfriend for his buddy Andy. This hilarious skit starts out simple and cute but then snowballs right over the top!
See also:
"Japanese Tour Guide" w/ Tom Green
SNL: J-Pop America Fun Time Now!
7/30/13
Chinese Female Special Forces Photo
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Via Xinhua English.news.cn July 30, 2013
Just released earlier today, here is a nice shot from Xinhua English.new's photo essay on the Soldiers of China's female special forces unit. Editor: Fang Yang
Related:
Because China: People's Liberation Army in Action!
Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel Demo Video
7/20/13
Jiuzhaigou Valley, Sichuan, China
7/16/13
Flawed Fukushima Fruit & Vegetables w/ Radiation
Two-Headed Corn
Via MSN Now July 15, 2013
Recent photos from a Korean website of many irradiated and malformed fruit and vegetables from Fukushima, Japan have gone viral and are now being reported by mainstream news entities. And these are not pretty pictures, indeed:
Deformed Peaches
Hand-Shaped Radish
Giant Cabbages
More photos...
Related:
Fukushima Deformed Baby Rabbit w/ No Ears
News Documentary on Food Safety in Japan
7/9/13
Chinese Police Fire on Tibetan Monks
Via The Guardian July 9, 2013
According to the US-based International Campaign for Tibet, Chinese police opened fire on a group of Tibetan monks that was gathered on a sacred mountain to celebrate the 78th birthday of their spiritual leader the Dalai Lama. Two monks were shot in the head and others were seriously injured by the surprise attack that included the use of tear gas. The ICT group is now demanding that the US government pressure the Chinese government into investigating these shootings of unarmed Tibetans. Chinese security officials have used severe methods of crowd control in Tibet in the past, but the use of firearms is rare. Here is an audio recording of this news report from The Guardian:
UPDATE: Via Radio Free Asia
"At least eight Tibetans were injured when Chinese police fired gunshots and used tear gas to disperse about 1,000 monks and nuns who had gathered in a restive county in Sichuan province at the weekend to mark the birthday of Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, according to local residents and exile groups."See also:
"They said that policemen also beat some in the crowd and smashed the windows of vehicles used to ferry the monks and nuns to the lower slopes of a mountain regarded as sacred in Tawu (in Chinese, Daofu) county on Saturday to commemorate the Dalai Lama's 78th birthday."
Continued...
Tibetan Jamphel Yeshi Self Immolates in India
Chinese Convict 'Leaving Fear Behind' Tibetan Producer
7/4/13
Meanwhile in Qingdao, China...
Via The Telegraph Friday, July 5, 2013
A massive green algae invasion has landed in Qingdao and other seaside areas in Eastern China. The algae is reported to not be toxic to humans or damaging to water quality. But, apparently, it really stinks! Here is a BBC News video on this largest-ever swarm of the harmless "sea lettuce":
See also:
Chinese Army Kills Asian Hornets' Nest With Fire
Shanhaiguan: Where The Great Wall Meets The Sea
7/3/13
US Citizen Kenneth Bae In DPRK Prison
Via CNN July 3, 2013
An American citizen currently being held in a North Korean prison, pleaded for forgiveness and help from the US Government yesterday in an exclusive video from CNN.
In a trial in Pyongyang on April 30, 2013 Pae Jun Ho aka Kenneth Bae was convicted of "hostile acts to bring down its government" and for planning religious activities against the state, according to KCNA. Bae confessed to all of his "crimes" and was given a 15-year sentence of hard labor.
"Although my health is not good, I am being patient and coping well," Bae said. "And I hope that with the help of the North Korean government and the United States, I will be released soon."
A pro North Korean group located in Tokyo, Choson Sinbo, was granted permission to make this interview video which they gave to CNN:
Related:
Premiere of "Camp 14 - Total Control Zone"
Canadian DPRK Documentary "The Defector"
North Korean Concentration Camp Drawings
6/25/13
Earphone Model Yurika Kubo x Julie Watai
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Just released by Julie Watai, here is a beautiful new photo of Japanese super model/actor/singer Yurika Kubo 久保ユリカ taken at the e☆earphone e☆イヤホン shop in Akihabara.
Visit: Yurika Kubo's Official Website
See also:
Julie Watai w/ Headphones by Dr Dre & e-earphone
New Hardware Girls Photos by Julie Watai
Fairy Tale Antenna x Julie Watai
6/23/13
Meanwhile back on Japanese TV.......
Via I Love Living in Japan June 23, 2013
No, this is not the Godzilla Gaijin aka 'The Pink Guy-Jin':
Nope.
Instead, this is a funny photoshop exaggeration of Japan's beloved former volleyball champion Motoko Obayashi 大林素子.
See also:
Japanese TV Fishing = Tentacle Porn (NSFW)
This is Japanese TV. That is All.
Meanwhile on Japanese TV...