“Background differencing allows the program to detect hand movements within the specified field. The amount and trajectory of milk is calculated using my own original formula.” It’s after this that the video suddenly transforms from hilarious to call-the-cops creepy as Kamutaro violates the altered image of a premature female anime character: “Milk Mai’s school uniform! You can milk big breasts and small breasts! I removed her clothes, but there’s no nipple so this isn’t porn!”You have to see this to believe it: Note: This video is NSFW Related: Japan's Forever Alone Kissing Poster Japanese Virtual Web Sex Technology China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos
This blog offers selected features of alternative Asian TV segments, news stories, editorials, photos and more from Japan, Korea, India, China and many other Asian countries. This blog also includes some WTF Japanese, North Korean online videos, entertainment news, beautiful Chinese and Japanese models, and much more.
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Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
5/9/12
NSFW Japanese Program Squeezes Out Breast Milk
Labels:
breast milk,
forever alone,
Japanese,
NSFW,
sex,
WTF,
WTF Japan
5/8/12
China's "Most Beautiful" McDonald's Restaurant
5/7/12
Hong Kong Speed Dating "Dinner With Foreigners"
5/6/12
High Level Asian Photographers in Action
The iconic image of the Asian tourist with a high quality level camera strapped around his neck has been seen throughout the world for many years now. But has anyone ever photographed the Asian tourist photographer in action before? Well someone recently did just that and uploaded a boatload of some funny pictures like these below:
Be sure to see moar funny photographer pics.
See also:
Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos
Young Japanese Girls Sucking Door Knobs
Labels:
asian,
funny,
hilarious,
level Asian,
photography,
photos,
tourist,
WTF
5/5/12
Yodeler Takeo Ishi Sings "New Bibi-chicken"
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beautiful,
Franzl Lang,
funny,
hilarious,
Japanese,
music video,
new bibi-chicken,
Takeo Ischi,
Takeo Ishi,
WTF,
yodel
5/3/12
Because China: Getting Off With Your Lover
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Because China,
china,
funny,
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lover,
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5/2/12
Is China A Racist Country?
Below is a photo of an advertisement placed by the Cambridge Kids English Centre in Guangzhou, China for a part-time ESL teacher. In the title it clearly states:
"Native kids English teacher (Black or White) 18,000 rmb"
Also at the bottom of this ad it states:
"you can apply if you are black with good teaching experience and a valid visa"
but then:
"BLACK teachers get 14,000rmb" (>_<)
The folks at the the Cambridge Kids English Centre have taken this ad down, but the cached page of it can still be seen here in Yahoo.
Related:
Is Japan a Racist Country?
Teach English in Fukushima Japan
4/30/12
Chinese Engrish T-Shirt: Spend Calm Life
SPEND CALM LIFE FEEL AT PEACE NATURALLY CARRY ALL EVERTHING The special indicating BEFORE ONE THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF Blood Me. THERE IS NOT AT ALL THE MIND TO GIVE UP THERE IS NOT SCATY THING FOR HER AT ALL NOW YOU PLEASE STRONGLY LIVE LIKE HER, TOO GRATIFYING RESULT...Obviously, this is another attempt by China to overthrow the world's Engrish superpower Japan. Related: Japanese Engrish Teacher Teaches Engrish Thailand Engrish Visa Instructions
4/25/12
The Truth on China's Dangerous Holes
4/23/12
Because China: Panda Bully on China Airways
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Because China,
China Airways,
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funny,
hilarious,
Panda Bully,
Panda Cheese,
Squee Squee,
WTF
4/3/12
Visit New North Korea Best Korea!
April 15th 2012 is the 100th anniversary of the birth of national founder and eternal President Kim Il Sung. The occasion will be marked by Mass Games performance, the Kimilsungia flower show, child prodigy classic guitar exposition where 1,500 synchronized child guitarists will play classical works composed by the great leader for an entire 48 hours. 2012 Mass Games will also include two hour gymnastic and socialist realism extravaganzas featuring 100,000 synchronized gymnasts inside the world's largest stadium and will be performed every evening except Sundays. Streaming access to portions of all of these events will be provided through the Punch! ipad application and was made possible through an unprecedented creative visionary collaboration between a sovereign nation and an American technology company.Contact North Korea Tours for more information on this new travel campaign.
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best korea,
dprk,
funny,
north korea,
travel,
WTF
3/30/12
China's Forever Alone Toy Robots
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cute,
Entombment of a Machine,
forever alone,
Lawrence Chen Films,
Made in China,
movie,
robot,
sad,
short film,
toy,
WTF
3/27/12
Tibetan Jamphel Yeshi Self Immolates in India
Via Huffington Post 03/26/2012
Yesterday in New Dehli, India 26-year-old Tibetan exile Jamphel Yeshi self immolated and ran screaming for about 50 yards as a protest against the Chinese government and President Hu Jintao's upcoming visit to India. After Yeshi collapsed, other anti-China protesters put out the fire with Tibetan flags and water. He was taken to a hospital and is now in critical condition with burns over 98% of his body. Since 2009, there have been 30 similar types of self immolation protests in Tibet and Beijing. Below is a shocking NSFW/NSFL video of this incident:
Jamphel Yeshi runs screaming after he was engulfed in flames by his self immolation protest yesterday March 26, 2012 in India.
UPDATE: In Death, Jamphel Yeshi Has Become the Face of Tibetan Dissent 3-28-12
Jamphel Yeshi, a Tibetan exile who set himself on fire to protest Chinese rule, died from his burns in New Delhi on Wednesday--and has now become the symbol and a martyr for Tibetan suffering. "In the early evening, more than 200 people walked through the town center waving Tibetan flags and carrying banners that proclaimed Jamphel Yeshi, who died on Wednesday, a martyr," reports The New York Times' Edward Wong in Dharamasala, India. Continued...See also: Makoto Wada Anti Nuclear Poster
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WTF
3/24/12
Botan: Japan's First Fellatio Feline
Via Vice.com March 24, 2012
Everyone knows that Japan is filled with love hotels, massage parlors, cabaret clubs, way too much Hello Kitty and nowadays some very popular forever alone cat clubs. But today we discovered Japan's first fellatio feline named "Botan":
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ABOVE CAPTION: "Botan (female) has the strange tendency to suck on her younger brother’s dick, which she mistakes for her mother’s nipple. As a result, her brother can’t help pissing all over the place." O.OM0AR... In case you may now be wondering "WTF Japan," we found another cat from Japan attempting to perform fellatio on itself: Related: GOODBYE KITTY! WTF Hello Kitty Dream Home
3/13/12
Buy Your Chinese Bride on Ebay Now!
Lonely? Tired of Western women? Had enough of Chinese sex dolls? Got a heavy case of Yellow Fever? Well, today is your lucky day as there are now over 10 Chinese brides available on Ebay! That's right you're just a couple clicks and $4,999.00 away from a getting a happy wife from China:
See also:
Japanese Husband Hunting Bra
A Modern Day Japanese Wedding
3/10/12
WTF Fu King Chinese Restaurant
In early January of this year we discovered the very popular Japanese Fuckin' Department Store Sale. Then on the very next day we learned that Japan is Going Fuckin Crazy! And today one reader wrote in about this new funny OMFG discovery:
See also:
WTF Cherry Sexual Harassment Space
China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos
3/9/12
Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel Demo Video
3/5/12
WTF Cherry Sexual Harassment Space
As the reigning world champion superpower of WTF, Japan has defended its coveted title yet again with this sign for the "Cherry Sexual Harassment Space":
So WTF is this?!?!?
It is a sign for a cabaret club in Tokyo, Japan.
WTF is a cabaret club???
In Japan a cabaret club or kyabakura キャバクラ is a place for men to go and talk with young girls, engage in excessive drinking and sing KARAOKE. Much like hostess clubs, cabaret clubs are expensive and do not allow customers to engage in sexual activities with any women inside of the clubs. Outside of the clubs it is a different story altogether. Also, within the past few years or so, jobs as a hostess, club girl or male host have become more desirable as they have evolved into a higher social status level. Now there is a trade union for employees and besides who wouldn't want to make six figures a year by having fun?
Miura Atsushi, a market researcher and author defines the cabaret club as a “theme park of traditional gender roles” that allow men to relive the past when women were not so educated and independent and less likely to complain of "sexual harassment" in the workplace or at home. Here men can get as drunk as possible, yell, scream, blow off stressful steam and be treated like a king. Thus clubs like this one thrive within the modern-day Japanese society.
Mmmmkaaaay... So does "having fun" in Japan include being sexually harassed? This is not easily understood and if this whole thing is still somewhat confusing, perhaps the below google translate Engrish description of this cabaret club in Tokyo may help to explain it all better:
"It soon becomes warm and cold even irresponsible way everyone Thank you for visit us last night ☆ 彡毎 Sun! It will be filled with-feeling ('· _ · `)"
"Everyone greet the beginning of the week in such a feeling! Our shop is sure to warm the retainer body and soul) Tashitashi (~Tsu (No~e `*)) Lori Kawaero 彡激 studded Girl ☆ let go in too hot tonight of course! ! It just does not end'll (● ^ o ^ ●)? ? What it is All Time \ 3000.OFF and miss something when Nana Nana ('゚ ゚ A `) Uyoyoyo loss today, the absolute loss (_'Д` _) ☆ it is determined to Cherry (* ^ ^) v "For more information visit the website of the Cherry Sexual Harassment Space. (Japanese only) To see more pictures and a historical perspective on this kind of cabaret club check out these articles ‘Cherry’—sexual harassment company in Japan of course and Tokyo Gropers School. See also: Japan's Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler: Yoshihiko Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos
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WTF Japan,
キャバクラ
2/25/12
Why, China Why? Because China #5
Earlier this month, we once again asked the unanswerable question of "Why, China Why?" for a picture of some Chinese guy using a jackhammer on the street in his flip-flops! But we did get one good answer from Mr. T who wrote in that "Japan can never hope to beat China, the masters of hi-tech." And that kind of explained that.
However today we find ourselves asking once again "Why, China Why" with the discovery of this new photo:
If you check the source of this pic you'll see a caption with "6. Also among other healing procedures in this resort there is attaching of walnuts to the eyes and putting on fire dried leaves of Chinese wormwood which are placed in the ears of patients."
Mmmmkaaay...but again WHY, CHINA WHY??? And once again we arrive right back at the same exact answer "Because China."
Related:
Why, China Why? Because China
2/22/12
High Level Asian Performance Artist Li Wei
Previously we featured Liu Bolin: China's #1 'Forever Alone' Artist who is world-renowned for his camouflage artistry. And today we are featuring another world-renowned and, literally, very high level Asian artist known as Li Wei. This award-winning artist has made a huge name for himself in his photographs and videos that show him in many WTF and beautiful gravity-defying scenes that are, indeed, very dangerous. Below are some photos of his work.
From the "St.Moritz Art Masters" exhibit in St. Moritz, Switzerland (Fall 2011):
From the November 2006 exhibit entitled “LI WEI” held in Grleria Espacio, Madrid, Spain:
Here is a very unusual and funny video of Li Wei doing his "Mirror" public performance art presentation:
Li Wei will soon have another photo exhibit featuring his work in Paris at the Parc de la Villette from March 20th to August 19th, 2012. To find out more about this incredible artist, please visit his official website Artist Li Wei.
See also:
NMA TV on Facebook's David Choe
China: The Great Wall of Graffiti
Labels:
artist,
china,
chinese,
gravity-defying,
level Asian,
Li Wei,
photography,
scenes,
WTF
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