“Background differencing allows the program to detect hand movements within the specified field. The amount and trajectory of milk is calculated using my own original formula.” It’s after this that the video suddenly transforms from hilarious to call-the-cops creepy as Kamutaro violates the altered image of a premature female anime character: “Milk Mai’s school uniform! You can milk big breasts and small breasts! I removed her clothes, but there’s no nipple so this isn’t porn!”You have to see this to believe it: Note: This video is NSFW Related: Japan's Forever Alone Kissing Poster Japanese Virtual Web Sex Technology China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos
This blog offers selected features of alternative Asian TV segments, news stories, editorials, photos and more from Japan, Korea, India, China and many other Asian countries. This blog also includes some WTF Japanese, North Korean online videos, entertainment news, beautiful Chinese and Japanese models, and much more.
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5/9/12
NSFW Japanese Program Squeezes Out Breast Milk
Via Rocket News 24 May 9, 2012
An oversexed and very talented Japanese internet geek named Kamutaro has just released a new NSFW, WTF, and Forever Alone computer program that allows anyone to squeeze out breast milk from anything.
On May 8, Ksmutaro uploaded the below NSFW video that demonstrates how his new breast milk program works. But, at first, he is frustrated when it doesn't work and he hits the monitor a few times. He then shows us two real steamed buns and writes in Japanese subtitles that he is "finally ready to squeeze out some milk." So he then squeezes the buns, but, of course, nothing happens.
Then at 0:55 of the video we see his fingers on the computer monitor making a squeezing motion. Somehow this interacts with the manga image and animated milk starts to spray out from the manga girl's breast. Then he shows us the computer setup and how he now can squeeze the steamed buns and on the monitor the animated milk gushes out of them. Later on in the video he explains:
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5/8/12
China's "Most Beautiful" McDonald's Restaurant
Here is a photo of China's "most beautiful" McDonalds restaurant located in Yangshuo county, China.
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Related:
Ronald McDonald's Sexy Japanese Girlfriend
Japanese High School Girl Luvin' It
5/7/12
Hong Kong Speed Dating "Dinner With Foreigners"
The folks over at HK Speed Dating are running a new green card speed dating campaign entitled "Dinner With Foreigners". The current exchange rate between the Hong Kong Dollar and US Dollar is 0.1288. So the price for speed dating women with this group is HK $4800 x 0.1288 = US $618.24. Oh, almost forgot, the women also have to be single. But, apparently, the foreign men do not have to be single and they get in free. Also includes a free dinner too. Sounds great!
Here is a recent news video about how all of this is now considered to be "disgusting":
See also:
Yu Darvish Dating A Japanese Porn Star?
Japan's Horse Racing Dating Game
5/6/12
High Level Asian Photographers in Action
The iconic image of the Asian tourist with a high quality level camera strapped around his neck has been seen throughout the world for many years now. But has anyone ever photographed the Asian tourist photographer in action before? Well someone recently did just that and uploaded a boatload of some funny pictures like these below:
Be sure to see moar funny photographer pics.
See also:
Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos
Young Japanese Girls Sucking Door Knobs
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5/5/12
Yodeler Takeo Ishi Sings "New Bibi-chicken"
Well-known and loved for decades, the television/radio star yodeler Takeo Ishi is now going viral on the internets with this hilarious WTF and beautiful music video entitled: "New Bibi-chicken":
Ishi began yodeling as a student and practiced in the mountains of Japan. He joined the "Alpine Yodeling" club and wound up on Japanese TV in a short time. He then went to Switzerland and sang in a restaurant for tourists and was immediately hired. That was the beginning of a 20+ year singing career in Europe. Along the way he teamed up with master yodeler Franzl Lang and since then has appeared on numerous TV and radio shows throughout Europe. Now he is becoming very popular on the web. He lives in Germany with his family and is very highly regarded as an amazing talent in the genre of yodel music.
See also:
Julie Watai & mishmash* Debut Single "Roll of Love"
Japan's #1 Forever Alone Musician
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5/3/12
Because China: Getting Off With Your Lover
Because China: When you are getting off with your lover - pay attention to your bag!
Related:
Masturbation (Fapping) Illegal in China!
5/2/12
Is China A Racist Country?
Below is a photo of an advertisement placed by the Cambridge Kids English Centre in Guangzhou, China for a part-time ESL teacher. In the title it clearly states:
"Native kids English teacher (Black or White) 18,000 rmb"
Also at the bottom of this ad it states:
"you can apply if you are black with good teaching experience and a valid visa"
but then:
"BLACK teachers get 14,000rmb" (>_<)
The folks at the the Cambridge Kids English Centre have taken this ad down, but the cached page of it can still be seen here in Yahoo.
Related:
Is Japan a Racist Country?
Teach English in Fukushima Japan
4/30/12
Chinese Engrish T-Shirt: Spend Calm Life
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The above photo features a beautiful model wearing a funny Chinese Engrish T-Shirt entitled "Spend Calm Life" and we have provided the below "translation":
SPEND CALM LIFE FEEL AT PEACE NATURALLY CARRY ALL EVERTHING The special indicating BEFORE ONE THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF Blood Me. THERE IS NOT AT ALL THE MIND TO GIVE UP THERE IS NOT SCATY THING FOR HER AT ALL NOW YOU PLEASE STRONGLY LIVE LIKE HER, TOO GRATIFYING RESULT...Obviously, this is another attempt by China to overthrow the world's Engrish superpower Japan. Related: Japanese Engrish Teacher Teaches Engrish Thailand Engrish Visa Instructions
4/25/12
The Truth on China's Dangerous Holes
Via News on Japan April 25, 2012
Yesterday the world was stunned by the CCTV video of a teenage Chinese girl falling into a six-meter (19-foot) deep sidewalk hole in the city of Xi'an in northern China. She was rescued by taxi driver Wang Wei and the local fire department. She was unhurt and according to CNN her parents contacted Wang Wei to thank him for his brave rescue. Here is a news video about this from The Huffington Post:
Taxi driver turned hero - Wang Wei:
The article in the Huffington post also mentions that earlier this month a woman in Beijing died after a sidewalk collapse sent her plummeting into a pool of scalding water. But what the Huff Post and other mass media news organizations did not report is that this kind of accident occurs fairly often throughout China.
According to the blogger Liuzhou Laowai there have been many people (and at least one water buffalo) of Liuzhou, China that have unfortunately fallen into sidewalk holes, wells and cesspools. Most were taken to the hospital and treated for injuries but some did not make it. This blogger has been reporting and joking about the "ancient and noble art" of falling down holes for many years now and has a shocking archive of such accidents.
So why does this happen so often in China? Well, apparently, the necessary safety regulations either don't exist or they are not followed by companies involved in road work, sidewalk work and other public projects. Also, according to the Liuzhou Laowai "manhole covers are also regularly stolen for their scrap metal value". O.O
So why is that so? Well the only answer available for that inquiry is "Because China".
Related:
Why, China Why? Because China #3
4/23/12
Because China: Panda Bully on China Airways
In the above photo from China Airways we see the infamous Panda Bully who has been known to cause havoc in office buildings, kitchens and supermarkets throughout Asia and the rest of the world. Don't believe it? Think its Photoshopped? Well just watch the below video and keep reading:
According to Snopes the above photo is, in fact, a real panda named "Squee Squee" with his caretaker, Fu Jiang Lang on a trip to a zoo in the USA. China Airways is a sponsor of the panda sanctuary at Cheng Du and they donated two business class seats for the transfer of Squee Squee to his new home. They decided that giving him and his caretaker passenger seating would be much safer than putting the panda in the cargo hold. So the above photo is real and the TV commercials are for Panda Cheese by Advance Marketing for Arab Dairy. The background music is the Buddy Holly song "True Love Ways." And yes this is all old internets, but you know just like North Korea is Best Korea it is true that Old Internets is Best Internets.
Related:
Why, China Why? Because China #5
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4/3/12
Visit New North Korea Best Korea!
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"You must visit us
We have luxury bus
Many new sites to see
No more scary times.
Now just for recreation
You very safe
Four star everything
Must come now
Just for recreation."
April 15th 2012 is the 100th anniversary of the birth of national founder and eternal President Kim Il Sung. The occasion will be marked by Mass Games performance, the Kimilsungia flower show, child prodigy classic guitar exposition where 1,500 synchronized child guitarists will play classical works composed by the great leader for an entire 48 hours. 2012 Mass Games will also include two hour gymnastic and socialist realism extravaganzas featuring 100,000 synchronized gymnasts inside the world's largest stadium and will be performed every evening except Sundays. Streaming access to portions of all of these events will be provided through the Punch! ipad application and was made possible through an unprecedented creative visionary collaboration between a sovereign nation and an American technology company.Contact North Korea Tours for more information on this new travel campaign. Related: Elevator Sign in North Korea/Best Korea Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop! 2011 North Korean Amateur Open Results
3/30/12
China's Forever Alone Toy Robots
Just released yesterday by Lawrence Chen Films, here is a very cute and somewhat sad short film entitled "Made in China." This mini movie depicts the birth, onset of self awareness, forever alone lifestyle and the ultimate Entombment of a Machine. Check it out:
"Made in China" was created by the following film crew:
Director and DP: Lawrence Chen
Writers: Lawrence Chen and Hagan Wong
Producer: Tiffany Shi
1st AD and AC: Eddie Chen
Operators: Eddie Chen and Michael Chang
Production Coordinator: Michael Chang
Editors: Lawrence Chen and Hagan Wong
Music: Ryan King
See also:
Liu Bolin: China's #1 'Forever Alone' Artist
Coming Soon: Attack of The Japanese Baby Robots!
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3/27/12
Tibetan Jamphel Yeshi Self Immolates in India
Via Huffington Post 03/26/2012
Yesterday in New Dehli, India 26-year-old Tibetan exile Jamphel Yeshi self immolated and ran screaming for about 50 yards as a protest against the Chinese government and President Hu Jintao's upcoming visit to India. After Yeshi collapsed, other anti-China protesters put out the fire with Tibetan flags and water. He was taken to a hospital and is now in critical condition with burns over 98% of his body. Since 2009, there have been 30 similar types of self immolation protests in Tibet and Beijing. Below is a shocking NSFW/NSFL video of this incident:
Jamphel Yeshi runs screaming after he was engulfed in flames by his self immolation protest yesterday March 26, 2012 in India.
UPDATE: In Death, Jamphel Yeshi Has Become the Face of Tibetan Dissent 3-28-12
Jamphel Yeshi, a Tibetan exile who set himself on fire to protest Chinese rule, died from his burns in New Delhi on Wednesday--and has now become the symbol and a martyr for Tibetan suffering. "In the early evening, more than 200 people walked through the town center waving Tibetan flags and carrying banners that proclaimed Jamphel Yeshi, who died on Wednesday, a martyr," reports The New York Times' Edward Wong in Dharamasala, India. Continued...See also: Makoto Wada Anti Nuclear Poster
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3/24/12
Botan: Japan's First Fellatio Feline
Via Vice.com March 24, 2012
Everyone knows that Japan is filled with love hotels, massage parlors, cabaret clubs, way too much Hello Kitty and nowadays some very popular forever alone cat clubs. But today we discovered Japan's first fellatio feline named "Botan":
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ABOVE CAPTION: "Botan (female) has the strange tendency to suck on her younger brother’s dick, which she mistakes for her mother’s nipple. As a result, her brother can’t help pissing all over the place." O.OM0AR... In case you may now be wondering "WTF Japan," we found another cat from Japan attempting to perform fellatio on itself: Related: GOODBYE KITTY! WTF Hello Kitty Dream Home
3/13/12
Buy Your Chinese Bride on Ebay Now!
Lonely? Tired of Western women? Had enough of Chinese sex dolls? Got a heavy case of Yellow Fever? Well, today is your lucky day as there are now over 10 Chinese brides available on Ebay! That's right you're just a couple clicks and $4,999.00 away from a getting a happy wife from China:
See also:
Japanese Husband Hunting Bra
A Modern Day Japanese Wedding
3/10/12
WTF Fu King Chinese Restaurant
In early January of this year we discovered the very popular Japanese Fuckin' Department Store Sale. Then on the very next day we learned that Japan is Going Fuckin Crazy! And today one reader wrote in about this new funny OMFG discovery:
See also:
WTF Cherry Sexual Harassment Space
China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos
3/9/12
Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel Demo Video
As each day passes now we see more and more Signs of The Coming Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, wars, radiation, economic collapse, solar storms, alien UFO invasions etc. all seem to be happening much more often now than ever before.
But fear not as today we discovered the one tool which could save the world: The Chinese Military Multifunction Shovel:
Be sure to order yours now! Available in camouflage green and other colors.
See also: Japanese TV 1994: Dry Ice Esthetic Machine Demonstration Video
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3/5/12
WTF Cherry Sexual Harassment Space
As the reigning world champion superpower of WTF, Japan has defended its coveted title yet again with this sign for the "Cherry Sexual Harassment Space":
So WTF is this?!?!?
It is a sign for a cabaret club in Tokyo, Japan.
WTF is a cabaret club???
In Japan a cabaret club or kyabakura キャバクラ is a place for men to go and talk with young girls, engage in excessive drinking and sing KARAOKE. Much like hostess clubs, cabaret clubs are expensive and do not allow customers to engage in sexual activities with any women inside of the clubs. Outside of the clubs it is a different story altogether. Also, within the past few years or so, jobs as a hostess, club girl or male host have become more desirable as they have evolved into a higher social status level. Now there is a trade union for employees and besides who wouldn't want to make six figures a year by having fun?
Miura Atsushi, a market researcher and author defines the cabaret club as a “theme park of traditional gender roles” that allow men to relive the past when women were not so educated and independent and less likely to complain of "sexual harassment" in the workplace or at home. Here men can get as drunk as possible, yell, scream, blow off stressful steam and be treated like a king. Thus clubs like this one thrive within the modern-day Japanese society.
Mmmmkaaaay... So does "having fun" in Japan include being sexually harassed? This is not easily understood and if this whole thing is still somewhat confusing, perhaps the below google translate Engrish description of this cabaret club in Tokyo may help to explain it all better:
"It soon becomes warm and cold even irresponsible way everyone Thank you for visit us last night ☆ 彡毎 Sun! It will be filled with-feeling ('· _ · `)"
"Everyone greet the beginning of the week in such a feeling! Our shop is sure to warm the retainer body and soul) Tashitashi (~Tsu (No~e `*)) Lori Kawaero 彡激 studded Girl ☆ let go in too hot tonight of course! ! It just does not end'll (● ^ o ^ ●)? ? What it is All Time \ 3000.OFF and miss something when Nana Nana ('゚ ゚ A `) Uyoyoyo loss today, the absolute loss (_'Д` _) ☆ it is determined to Cherry (* ^ ^) v "For more information visit the website of the Cherry Sexual Harassment Space. (Japanese only) To see more pictures and a historical perspective on this kind of cabaret club check out these articles ‘Cherry’—sexual harassment company in Japan of course and Tokyo Gropers School. See also: Japan's Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler: Yoshihiko Photographer Hal's WTF Japan Plastic People Photos
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2/25/12
Why, China Why? Because China #5
Earlier this month, we once again asked the unanswerable question of "Why, China Why?" for a picture of some Chinese guy using a jackhammer on the street in his flip-flops! But we did get one good answer from Mr. T who wrote in that "Japan can never hope to beat China, the masters of hi-tech." And that kind of explained that.
However today we find ourselves asking once again "Why, China Why" with the discovery of this new photo:
If you check the source of this pic you'll see a caption with "6. Also among other healing procedures in this resort there is attaching of walnuts to the eyes and putting on fire dried leaves of Chinese wormwood which are placed in the ears of patients."
Mmmmkaaay...but again WHY, CHINA WHY??? And once again we arrive right back at the same exact answer "Because China."
Related:
Why, China Why? Because China
2/22/12
High Level Asian Performance Artist Li Wei
Previously we featured Liu Bolin: China's #1 'Forever Alone' Artist who is world-renowned for his camouflage artistry. And today we are featuring another world-renowned and, literally, very high level Asian artist known as Li Wei. This award-winning artist has made a huge name for himself in his photographs and videos that show him in many WTF and beautiful gravity-defying scenes that are, indeed, very dangerous. Below are some photos of his work.
From the "St.Moritz Art Masters" exhibit in St. Moritz, Switzerland (Fall 2011):
From the November 2006 exhibit entitled “LI WEI” held in Grleria Espacio, Madrid, Spain:
Here is a very unusual and funny video of Li Wei doing his "Mirror" public performance art presentation:
Li Wei will soon have another photo exhibit featuring his work in Paris at the Parc de la Villette from March 20th to August 19th, 2012. To find out more about this incredible artist, please visit his official website Artist Li Wei.
See also:
NMA TV on Facebook's David Choe
China: The Great Wall of Graffiti
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