2/24/13

"Japanese Tour Guide" w/ Tom Green



Last Fall Canadian comedian Tom Green accompanied some Japanese tourists in Los Angeles as a "Japanese Tour Guide". In this short segment for the Tom Green Show we see how he spoke some very wacky and funny WTF Japanese and had a lot of fun with the happy travelers.



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2/21/13

US Reporters Pwn China's Ministry of Hacking

Chinese keystone cops running after the reporters car

Earlier this week, a computer security company known as Mandiant released a report (PDF) that alleges China's Military conducted numerous cyber attacks and committed grand theft of top secret data from many U.S government and U.S. companies' computer networks. The report claims that this blitzkreig originated from the Shanghai-based PLA Unit 61398 which is located inside this building:

US Reporters Film China's Ministry of Hacking

So when some US reporters filmed pwned China's Top Secret Ministry of Hacking, hilarity ensued when some Chinese keystone cops started running after the reporters car while the reporters yelled "Keep driving! Drive away! Drive away!" Check out this funny video:



UPDATE: Just like the North Korean Harlem Shake Video, somehow we knew this Harlem SHAKE + Crazy Chinese soldiers chasing American journalists! version was coming soon:



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2/20/13

Coming Soon: Heaven on Earth in Japan

Coming Soon: Heaven on Earth in Japan

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Via National Geographic Photo by Diane Cook and Len Jenshel

Here is a very beautiful photo of some Cherry Blossom trees in full bloom at Hirano Shrine in Kyoto. It's breathtaking scenes like this one that can make one really believe that Japan changes into a spectacular "Heaven on Earth" landscape during Springtime. This photo is featured in National Geographic's "Night Gardens" photo gallery.

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2/17/13

North Korean Harlem Shake Video

North Korean Harlem Shake Video

We all knew that it was just a matter of time for this to happen. So now, just released today by Robert Michael here is the all-new North Korean Harlem Shake Video:



If you are somewhat confused, please refer to the Wikipedia page for more on the current Harlem Shake (meme).

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2/14/13

2013 Chinese Lunar New Year Photos

2013 Chinese Lunar New Year Photos
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Via boston.com Here is a beautiful photo from the recent 2013 Chinese Lunar New Year celebration. The above shot of Beijing illuminated by so many fireworks is quite spectacular. But in order to fully appreciate the full effect, check out this short video of this year's amazing night sky spectacle in the capital city:



Meanwhile on a train from Beijing to Cangzhou:

2013 Chinese Lunar New Year Photos
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What can we say? For New Year's celebrations, some Chinese people like traditional pyrotechnic displays and others enjoy long train rides home while dressed up as a panda. See more beautiful photos of this year's world wide celebration here.

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2/11/13

Li Ying Zhi Chinese New Year Photos

Li Ying Zhi Chinese New Year Photos

Li Ying Zhi Chinese New Year Photos

Published earlier today and yesterday, supermodel Li Ying Zhi released these beautiful new photos just in time for the Chinese New Year. She included this message: "Happy Snake year 2013 ;)". You can see more photos of this very popular model on her official blog and her picture library MOKO website.

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2/9/13

Chinese Girl Gets Hit By Train & Lives!

Chinese Girl Gets Hit By Train & Lives!

Chinese Girl Gets Hit By Train & Lives!

Via Daily Mail February 7, 2013

A horrifying story with a happy ending took place when twenty year old art student Xiao Li was posing for 'artistic pictures' with photographer friend Xiao Qing in Shaodong County, Hunan province, southern China. When Li attempted to strike a pose near on oncoming train, she slipped and fell in front of it and was launched backwards when the train hit her left shoulder. The below photo is the moment just after impact:

Chinese Girl Gets Hit By Train & Lives!

The driver immediately stopped the train, but, miraculously, Li escaped with just a bruised shoulder. "I felt this sudden bump and I was flying sideways. The train stopped and the driver thought he must have killed me," said Li.

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2/8/13

Only in Japan Bill Murray Catches Robber

Only in Japan Bill Murray Catches Robber

No this is not a joke. This hilarious "Only In Japan" story is true according to Super Official News: Bill Murray Catches Bank Robber In Tokyo, Accidentally.
January 28, 2013 By Jimmy Rustling Tokyo, Japan – A bank robber was apprehended today in Tokyo after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray. “The man robbed the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, ran out, saw Bill Murray walking on the street and stopped to talk to him. That’s when authorities were able to apprehend him,” Tokyo Police Chief Yakuza Mori told reporters.

Bill Murray who is in Tokyo promoting a new movie told reporters about the incident. “I saw this man in the street running towards me with a bag in his hand. Then he suddenly stopped when he saw me. He asked me if I was Bob Harris, the character I played in Lost in Translation. I told him, ‘sure, why not’.

Then he started telling me how much he loved me and how great he thought I was.

“I was polite, I told him that was very nice of him to say. Then kind of out of nowhere, police showed up and tackled the man,” Murray said.

With a police chief named Yakuza Mori - you'd better believe it!

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2/6/13

Fairy Tale Antenna x Julie Watai

Fairy Tale Antenna x Julie Watai

Fairy Tale Antenna x Julie Watai

Fairy Tale Antenna x Julie Watai

Here are some beautiful new self-portrait photographs of Julie Watai at the Meruheso "Fairy Tale" Antenna Shop in Osaka. Styling design by Hirokoten Doremi. This is a new "cute styling" brand of items in line with the very popular Japanese "cute" or "KAWAII" wave of fashion, music and multimedia now seen throughout the world. Julie Watai is a descendant of an old traditional Samurai family. Hence the title of her first world famous photo book "Samurai Girl".

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2/4/13

New Furby Japanese TV Commercial?!?!

New Furby Japanese TV Commercial?!?!

Popular Youtuber Mike Diva recently went to Japan and saw this very OMFG WTF new Furby Japanese TV commercial! It begins as a 'normal' cute and KAWAII "Space Furby" ad. But then about halfway through, suddenly the TV screen starts going fuzzy, and we then see little Furby burning on fire!!!

New Furby Japanese TV Commercial?!?!

Then, suddenly, Furby is on a demonic sacrificial altar!!!

New Furby Japanese TV Commercial?!?!

Is this the end of Furby? How did Japanese TV become so evil and exciting? This has to be seen to be believed:



See more of Mike Diva's very entertaining videos here.

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2/1/13

WTF Japan Zoo Escape Drill w/ Zebra?!?!

WTF Japan Zoo Escape Drill w/ Zebra?!?!
A zebra is on the loose at Tokyo's Tama Zoo, and some 60 staff are primed and ready to try and catch him.

On Friday approximately 60 staff members at the Tama Zoological Park in Tokyo, Japan conducted its annual WTF Zoo Earthquake Drill with Some Dork Wearing an Escaped Zebra Animal Outfit. The emergency setting is that there was a big earthquake that destroyed a wall next to the zebra cage. The zebra then broke free and the staff evacuated the park. Then the staff surrounded the escaped animal and shot it with a tranquilizer dart, which made the convict public pet go to sleep. Then the escapee was recaptured. Here is a short bizarre BBC News video of this somewhat very unusual safety drill entitled "This Is Just About the Weirdest Thing We've Seen All Day":



For more information, please refer to the recent history of the popular Tama Zoo Escape Drill. A similar annual exercise is also conducted at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo.

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1/30/13

Beautiful Blue Sky View in Beijing China

Beautiful Blue Sky View in Beijing China

Via The Atlantic January 30, 2013

Here is a photo of a bright color video screen in Tiananmen Square, Beijing on a recent dangerous day of very high pollution levels. Today the Beijing government announced emergency measures to reduce the heavy smog that has overwhelmed the city. The measures include the temporary shutdown of 100 factories and halting one third of the government vehicles from driving on the streets. Estimates now state that there are some 5 million automobiles in Beijing. There were approximately 3 million autos in the capital in 2008. China's Communist Party has praised Beijing as a showcase capital, but until now has never addressed the city's pollution problems.

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1/27/13

Wakakusayama Mountain Burning Nara, Japan

Wakakusayama Mountain Burning Nara Japan

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Here is a beautiful photo of the Wakakusayama Mountain Burning in Nara, Japan during the festival known as Yamayaki (山焼き literally "mountain roast" or "prescribed burn"). This festival is held on the fourth Saturday of every January. It begins with a fireworks display and then the dead grass of the mountain is burned. Folklore has it that this tradition is done as a territorial dispute and to kill all of the wild boars or pests in the mountains. Photo taken with a Sony RX100 by deepfriday.

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1/23/13

Fukushima Housewife's Story of Nuclear Meltdown

Fukushima Housewife's Story of Nuclear Meltdown

Via Energy News January 23rd 2013

In a chilling testimony, the wife of a Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant worker, Takumi Takano, tells us about the meltdown, the hardships her family had to go through and the many Japanese government failures that followed. Knowing beforehand about the impending disaster, her husband evacuated their family from their Tomioka home just nine kilometers from the power plants on March 11, 2011. They all escaped to southerly Saitama Prefecture and then later on moved back to Koriyama, Fukushima.
"The day of the quake he told us right away that we should evacuate. My 80 y/o father lived close by. So we escaped together to the south. My husband said the wind was blowing north. He knew even before the government announced. When we were on the run he said the plant would melt down."
In this exclusive and very personal account of the Fukushima collapse, Takano blames the Japanese government for "lying to us from the get-go." Spoken in Japanese with English subtitles:



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1/20/13

Tommy Lee "Net Alien" Jones Returns to Japan!

Tommy Lee Net Alien Jones Returns to Japan!

Last year we thought that Tommy Lee Jones had done his final Japanese TV commercial for Suntory's Boss Coffee. But, now, SURPRISE! We were wrong and Tommy Lee "Net Alien" Jones has returned to Japan to star in this new funny WTF Japan Boss coffee commercial!

Tommy Lee Net Alien Jones Returns to Japan!In this chapter of the ongoing seven-year saga, TLJ is working as a pizza delivery guy slowly flying through the neighborhood. He finds the apartment for the pizza delivery with his super human night-vision eyesight. Then suddenly Tommy Lee gets spotted by a guy (comedian Hiroki Konno) with a digital camera who just took a video of him in action. Then that video of TLJ as the flying "Space Alien Pizza Delivery Guy" gets uploaded to Youtube. The video goes viral and becomes very popular in Japan and then the rest of the world.

Tommy Lee Net Alien Jones Returns to Japan!A few days later, Tommy Lee is going on another delivery and he's followed by a crowd of netizens with smartphones and cameras ready! The "Space Alien Pizza Delivery Guy" then tries to frighten the crowd but it doesn't work and they say "ooooh" and "aaaah". The rest of the commercial features a popular "Handstand Cat" so check it out!



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1/17/13

A Cool North Korean Named "Danny"

A Cool North Korean Named Danny

Produced by Liberty in North Korea here is the trailer from a new documentary movie about a cool North Korean guy named "Danny". In 2005 Danny escaped to China and then to the USA:
He escaped a life of indoctrination, routine public executions, and starvation.

This is a documentary about Danny's story-- from his challenging life in North Korea, to his brave escape to China, and his resettlement journey in the United States.




To see this film, it is necessary to request a screening for your community. You can find out more about that process here.

About LINK: "Liberty in North Korea (LINK) is the only full-time grassroots organization in North America devoted to the North Korean human rights and humanitarian crises. LiNK provides protection and aid to North Korean refugees hiding in China and, utilizing a modern-day underground railroad through Southeast Asia, rescues refugees and helps them to reach freedom."

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A Cool North Korean Named Danny

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1/16/13

Ichiro Suzuki Begins Spring Training

Ichiro Suzuki Begins Spring Training

Via The Washington Post January 15, 2013

Not wasting any time, Ichiro Suzuki has started this new year off with early spring training in Kobe, Japan. Last year he was traded to the New York Yankees and batted .322 with five homers, 27 RBIs and 14 steals. Prior to being traded he was batting .261 with the Seattle Mariners. This jump in performance helped earn him a new $13 million, two-year contract with the Yankees.
“Signing with the Yankees has given me a new sense of determination,” the 39-year-old outfielder said Tuesday after a workout in Kobe. “This is a unique team, a team that can have a player like Alex Rodriguez as a pinch hitter is special and to be part of that is exciting.”
This season could be another All-Star performance for the 10-time Golden Glove outfielder.

Ichiro Suzuki Begins Spring Training

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1/13/13

Bowie's "Where Are We Now?" #6 on UK Top 40

Bowie's Where Are We Now? #6 on UK Top 40

In addition to the recent high ranks on the iTunes charts, David Bowie's new single "Where Are We Now?" is currently #6 on the The Official UK Top 40 Singles Chart. This is Bowie's highest UK chart entry in the past 20 years when 'Jump They Say' reached Number 9 in 1993. The album that includes this single "The Next Day" has also performed very well on the iTunes charts and will be officially released on March 8th.

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